Wayne Rooney doing what he does best

Someone's fu**ed that's for sure. In more ways then one.

Oh God, don't tell him that.

He won't stop going on about sex for a week now.

She has a mannish face!

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/man_utd/41501/wayne-rooney-cheated-on-pregnant-coleen-with-prostitute-alleges-tabloid.html

Why do they always go after the ugly ones, when they have amazingly beautiful women with them already?

Yes you Wayne, and Peter.

Abby Clancy and Coleen Rooney are gorgeous and they cheat on them with women that look like they've come fresh from the dump!

If i had someone who looked remotely like Abby Clancy i'd zip my pants up, put a lock on them and the only one who had the key was her!

Now i know why women hate men. F**k, i hate them too!

I wouldn't pay a grand for that!

I'd rather do Coleen for free.

If i had someone who looked remotely like Abby Clancy i'd zip my pants up, put a lock on them and the only one who had the key was her!

You're definitely fantasising there Crouchie.

She has a mannish face!

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/man_utd/41501/wayne-rooney-cheated-on-pregnant-coleen-with-prostitute-alleges-tabloid.html

So you'd say no would you? Thought not.

As for the granny shagger...nothing surprising there.

The bird Crouch paid for is a hell of a lot better looking than the bird Rooney paid for.

So you'd say no would you? Thought not.

I would. Unless a paper bag for her head came free with the 1,000 quid i had to pay.

Oh God, don't tell him that.

He won't stop going on about sex for a week now.

Crap, forgot about that.

So you'd say no would you? Thought not.

As for the granny shagger...nothing surprising there.

Would you pay a grand for her? Thought not.

If i had the money that Rooney had i would pay a grand for her if i was single of course !!

I wouldn't pay a grand for that!

I'd rather do Coleen for free.

hahahaaha trueee

“Wayne told us that he’d never had a threesome before. He was shy and awkward – and me and my friend were left to do all the work. It was all over far too quickly."

"They even got together in the swanky Italian restaurant Rosso owned by Rio. Jenny said: “The team were there. They were all drunk. Wayne spotted me in the crowd. About half an hour later he held my hand in front of everyone and led me away down these stairs. Michael Owen was looking at him in disgust.”


(actual quotes from the ugly pig of a slapper)

Too right Michael were you disgusted! He's got bravery doing walking out holding hands right in front of his team mates! Akin to the time he signed an autograph in that brothel a few years ago. I seriously wonder if that guy has any brain at all. I at least thought it'd be a dusty desert in that head of his but now I'm not so sure. But yeah that takes some beating!

I wonder if John Terry or Ashley Cole can top that!

Or maybe Frank Lampard will beat all of them and have an affair with Adrian Chiles?! Place your bets now!

I didn't mean that after all! You sick minds!

HA, 

That is f***in' AWESOME! 

No one in the world deserves it more than that melon headed, douche bag.

Ha....Thats great. Thanks I needed that.

F***ing tw*t.

No news to me.

Im stevie hasnt done anything stupid like shrek and beanpole

If it was Owen that allegedly blew him up he's signed his own transfer request.
Whiskey Nose will see no wrong in Shreks deplorable conduct and for the team spirit will give Owen the bullet.

Whoa , is it just me or does that bird look like that twunt from high school musical . No F***ing way would i pay 1000 pound to knob her , but i would give her one for free

Cheating on you wife when she's pregnant....

That is just LOW!!

Gotta say well in to Owen for showing his disgust. I would too.

Oh but he's still a judas c**t

Gotta say well in to Owen for showing his disgust. I would too.

Oh but he's still a judas c**t

That's why Fergiscum will give him the bullet for being a traitor to Shrek, Owen can't do right for doing wrong.

Why do they always go after the ugly ones, when they have amazingly beautiful women with them already?

Its not about the looks though is it - its a case of having no strings sex with someone you regard as a slut and can treat as a slut without remorse. Probably sees Collen as a wife & mother first and foremost rather than a wanton whore that he can use and abuse.

Not condoning it but thats I how see it.