this was posted on another forum and to be honest im still laughing, pure scouse comedy genius
"Dear Lord I don't ask for much but If you could help me out with this one you'd be a legend.
Plz could Parry wake up with loss of comprehension for 1 whole week resulting in direct bed rest, meaning someone else takes over our winger transfers ...
Could Rafa wake up with the conviction that Quersma and Mancini are so good that he actually wants to stalk them!!!
Could the yanks rise and decide that they must and will cough up the cash whatever it maybe for Quezza and Mancini
Athletico Madirid wake up and believe that Simbrosa is the answer !!!
Could this be all wrapped up by noon tomorrow and could sky sports have breaking news that Fergie has been caught in a ladyboy brothel dressed as a power ranger with Rooney and Neville doing the nasty over him.
It's not much but it will make fans very happy
Tyron"
oh yeah and world peace
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