"I could manage Real" - Allardyce

Top job would suit me - Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce

Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce believes he is good enough to manage any of Europe's top clubs.
Allardyce, once a candidate for the England manager's job, arrived at Ewood Park in 2008 having survived at Newcastle for less than half a season.
Ahead of his team's clash with Fulham, the 55-year-old said: "I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid.
"It wouldn't be a problem for me to manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/9009565.stm

Made me laugh. 

"I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid.
"It wouldn't be a problem for me to manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time."

 

I'll have some of what he's having, waiter!

Surely he's been misquoted. Surely.

If he can manage those clubs, i can take the Congo national side to a World Cup F***ing final!

What's his angle? Has to be something up here.

I could have sex with Scarlett Johansson. She would orgasm at least twice every time. Oh hang on its irrelevant. . . Because it will never happen so I can say what I like. . .

What ever he is drinking or even smoking, I want some of it.

Sam you fat F**k! don't be a dick. Bolton & Blackburn are both small clubs, the only "big" club you managed were the Toon and you were sh*te there.... Remamber "You don't know what your doing"...dickhead.

 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man is weird. Seriously, weird.

I'm sure he's got a screw loose.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man is weird. Seriously, weird.

I'm sure he's got a screw loose.

...and he's a F***ing n*b mate.

Should be in the joke thread really, what a fckin bell end.

I genuinely laughed when I put on teletext and this was the headline!!

The bloke is F***ing mental.

After that comment I'm beginning to wonder if TheBig_Sam on twitter is really him, hilarious stuff.

Must have been on a bender with ol' Whiskey nose last night to utter that spiel of sh*te.  I couldn't imagine a front pairing of Kevin Davies and Christopher Samba for Real Madrid.

What an absolute gobs***e that man is.

fat fook would last 2 games before the crowd would want him gone for a) being a fat fook knob and b) his sh*te style of football

This man is a tool. Thats a veiled pop at Rafa if ye ask me 

Tw*t

 

Not just Real Madrid, though!!

Inter Milan, Chelsea or Man Utd.

He's a fat headed tw*t with an ego to match, but what he fails to F***ing mention is the first big job he got, he fu**ed up royally.

What was it Geordie fans were singing to him, while Rafa's reds were raping them?

C.u.n.t

Ha ha ha ha! Oh my dear God this guy just doesn't know where the line is.

What a F***ing n*b of a jester! 

An awful fat Muppet, You couldn't manage a hot bath.

I think he just means it as in the old saying "Anyone could manage Madrid!"
And to be fair most managers probably could

Really laughed out loud when I read that 

F***ing deluded that man.

Hilarious, heard it on Colin Murray's show, everyone was pissing themselves.  Could he be any more of a tw*t?

The only thing Sam Allardyce could manage is a sh*t