"I could manage Real" - Allardyce

Top job would suit me - Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce

Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce believes he is good enough to manage any of Europe's top clubs.
Allardyce, once a candidate for the England manager's job, arrived at Ewood Park in 2008 having survived at Newcastle for less than half a season.
Ahead of his team's clash with Fulham, the 55-year-old said: "I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid.
"It wouldn't be a problem for me to manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/9009565.stm

Made me laugh. 

"I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid.
"It wouldn't be a problem for me to manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time."

 

I'll have some of what he's having, waiter!

Surely he's been misquoted. Surely.

If he can manage those clubs, i can take the Congo national side to a World Cup F***ing final!

What's his angle? Has to be something up here.

I could have sex with Scarlett Johansson. She would orgasm at least twice every time. Oh hang on its irrelevant. . . Because it will never happen so I can say what I like. . .

What ever he is drinking or even smoking, I want some of it.

Sam you fat F**k! don't be a dick. Bolton & Blackburn are both small clubs, the only "big" club you managed were the Toon and you were sh*te there.... Remamber "You don't know what your doing"...dickhead.

 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man is weird. Seriously, weird.

I'm sure he's got a screw loose.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man is weird. Seriously, weird.

I'm sure he's got a screw loose.

...and he's a F***ing n*b mate.

Should be in the joke thread really, what a fckin bell end.

I genuinely laughed when I put on teletext and this was the headline!!

The bloke is F***ing mental.

After that comment I'm beginning to wonder if TheBig_Sam on twitter is really him, hilarious stuff.

Must have been on a bender with ol' Whiskey nose last night to utter that spiel of sh*te.  I couldn't imagine a front pairing of Kevin Davies and Christopher Samba for Real Madrid.

What an absolute gobs***e that man is.

fat fook would last 2 games before the crowd would want him gone for a) being a fat fook knob and b) his sh*te style of football

This man is a tool. Thats a veiled pop at Rafa if ye ask me 

Tw*t

 

Not just Real Madrid, though!!

Inter Milan, Chelsea or Man Utd.

He's a fat headed tw*t with an ego to match, but what he fails to F***ing mention is the first big job he got, he fu**ed up royally.

What was it Geordie fans were singing to him, while Rafa's reds were raping them?

C.u.n.t

Ha ha ha ha! Oh my dear God this guy just doesn't know where the line is.

What a F***ing n*b of a jester! 

An awful fat Muppet, You couldn't manage a hot bath.

I think he just means it as in the old saying "Anyone could manage Madrid!"
And to be fair most managers probably could

Really laughed out loud when I read that 

F***ing deluded that man.

Hilarious, heard it on Colin Murray's show, everyone was pissing themselves.  Could he be any more of a tw*t?

The only thing Sam Allardyce could manage is a sh*t

Hahah he his F***ing tw*t he should stay where he is,  kissing whiskey nose's arse

Hate that F***ing idiot

wonder what Blackburn fans make of that?

He really is a tw*t.

LMAO!

What an idiot.

wonder what Blackburn fans make of that?

Bet they're dreading an approach for their manager.

I think Benitez has something to say about this latest comment from the clown.

Benitez gesture and smiling after second goal against blackburn

It seems Mr. Allardyce has stopped taken his medication.

Sums it up;

I think Barcelona and AC milan would be very happy. Delusional c**t

Could see Real fans being happy with their new Galactico, El Hadji Diouf.

The fat deluded w**ker.

Almost choked on my corn flakes reading the thread.

Is he for 'REAL' the fergie brown nosing,boot licking terd really is up in the clouds.

A case for men in white jackets this one.

Is he talking about on Football manager surely he is not talking about reality.

Hahahaha what a crack ed.

Is he talking about on Football manager surely he is not talking about reality.

He'd be F***ing crap at that too mate.

Bolton or Blackburn not big enough for him obviously that's
why he did so well at the mighty Newcastle
What a tosser

hahaha he is bitter that Rafa walked straight into the INTER job fat sam can't let rafa go.

That's comedy gold from Fat Sam . 

When I first read that story, I had to read it three times, as I thought I was reading it wrong. Surely, I thought, not even Fat Sam is that F***ing mad? Turns out I was wrong. How F***ing delusional can one man be?

Next he'll be declaring to the world that he's really the son of God and re-writing the Bible, replacing the word Jesus with Sam. Nutter.