There used to a big fat guy who had a spot at the back of the old standing kop, cant remember his name but Stan does I think. It used to be that if anyone had a problem at the back or in the middle of the standing kop, like if they fainted or something people would stick them above their heads then pass them down to the front(like in a rock concert) then the St Johns people would get to work on em. Well one day this big fat lad at the back fainted, he must of weighed like 25 stone, but anyway the kop put him above their heads and bit by bit they passed his lifeless body down to the front struggling like fcuk as they did. When he got to the front and the St Johns people were about to check him over, he micracoulsy revived stood up and walked into the shop to get a mars bar.
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