Would You Welcome Rooney?

Rooney is planning a move to Real after mishearing that Madrid was "full of lovely Senior Ritas"

Anyone else think Manure was jealous of them not being in the headlines for a week, and this is total rubbish?

No, I wouldn't welcome him.

No...thats retarded..

The possibility of Rooney joining Liverpool is the same as Torres joining the Scum, impossible.

I would welcome Rooney in the same way that i would welcome syphilis, gonorrhea and crabs contaminating my sexual organs.

No F***ing way!

I'd rather piss kidney stones

Rooney said he hated Liverpool. I would rather have Darius Vassell

Hes going no where now  yes, yes yes Signing a new 5 year deal 

It gives me great pleasure to lock this as Keith says he is staying at the scum. The granies across the world can celebrate.