The 66th Ashes 2010-11

Probably as unsporting as ball tampering to win an Ashes. You know what i'm talking about.

Hughes?

Mcgrath?

Warne?

Collingwood Calls Time On Test Cricket

Collingwood calls time on Test career
6 January 2011

England’s Paul Collingwood has announced his retirement from Test cricket at the end of the Ashes series.

The 34-year-old revealed his decision before play got under way on the fourth morning of the final Test in Sydney.

He will continue to captain the Twenty20 side and play one-day cricket, the ECB confirmed.

An Ashes series triumph would be a fitting finale to a distinguished Test career, which began in 2003.

Although he has endured a lean tour of Australia with the bat, Collingwood nonetheless boasts a fine record.

Assuming he does not bat again in this Test, his 68th, he will retire having scored 4,259 runs at an average of 40.56, including 210 centuries.

http://www.ecb.co.uk/news/england/england-in-australia-2010-11/collingwood,312908,EN.html

210 centuries? Not bad eh

Collingwood Calls Time On Test Cricket

Collingwood calls time on Test career
6 January 2011

England’s Paul Collingwood has announced his retirement from Test cricket at the end of the Ashes series.

The 34-year-old revealed his decision before play got under way on the fourth morning of the final Test in Sydney.

He will continue to captain the Twenty20 side and play one-day cricket, the ECB confirmed.

An Ashes series triumph would be a fitting finale to a distinguished Test career, which began in 2003.

Although he has endured a lean tour of Australia with the bat, Collingwood nonetheless boasts a fine record.

Assuming he does not bat again in this Test, his 68th, he will retire having scored 4,259 runs at an average of 40.56, including 210 centuries.

http://www.ecb.co.uk/news/england/england-in-australia-2010-11/collingwood,312908,EN.html

210 centuries? Not bad eh

LMAO

Seriously, colli is superb in the field, and a side really needs that.

As a batsman, he has many peers, but as a catcher and fielder, he has few.

Watson dismissal is just dire. I got ran out like that once... I was 12.

The Huss out for 12

Australia 161-5

Two wickets for Anderson and Bresnan.

And another.

Tremlett gets Haddin for 30

171-6

F**k off Mitchell, big fat zero

Tremlett on a hattrick!! Didn't get it

Australia 171-7

F**k this F***ing sh*t. F**k.

Did i mention F**k? If not. F**k.

One more session fellas and then it will be over....the ashes won in a comprehensive manner and roy packing his bags! Here's hoping...

At least your losing with dignity.

Oh wait no.

'kin hell, was that the score at the end of the day? Better tell me mum that Days of Our Lives will be back on at 1pm due to the Aussies being sh*t and humiliated cricket finishing earlier. 

F**k this f**king sh*t. F**k.

Did I mention f**k? If not. F**k.

  I can't help it 

F**k you Keith! Not only do we have to stomach an Ashes whitewash, we have to put up with a Manc telling us so! 

Selectors need to be replaced. I say bring in Border, Mark Taylor, Steve Waugh and Shane Warne. The grit and the glory of the past, with the left field observations of Warnie.

We need a total overhaul. Nielsen was a journeyman, and Hilditch doesn't inspire any confidence.

F**k you Keith! Not only do we have to stomach an Ashes whitewash, we have to put up with a Manc telling us so! 

Selectors need to be replaced. I say bring in Border, Mark Taylor, Steve Waugh and Shane Warne. The grit and the glory of the past, with the left field observations of Warnie.

We need a total overhaul. Nielsen was a journeyman, and Hilditch doesn't inspire any confidence.

  Not only do you have to take it from a Pomme manc, you have to take it from a pomme scouse too 

It doesn't get any better than this 


ps. Make sure your said three bring their walking sticks with em 

It's because of Warne we have Beer. He can stick to his terrible commentary on channel 9.

Steve Waugh is the only one i want on the board of selectors.

It's because of Warne we have Beer. He can stick to his terrible commentary on channel 9.

Steve Waugh is the only one i want on the board of selectors.

Lash Mark Waugh on there to, quality batsmen who did a bit of bowling and excellent fielder. He's actually the sort of player you need right now. Someone who'll score runs and take the odd wicket here and there.

It's because of Warne we have Beer. He can stick to his terrible commentary on channel 9.

Steve Waugh is the only one i want on the board of selectors.

Funny listening to him last night going on about Cricket Australia needs to do, sounds similar to what I heard consistently through the 90s from us lot.

Ha ha it's like we've got our own stand today.

One stand chocker with the Barmy army, rest of the ground empty!!!

F***ing boo to this rain, am nackered, got 2 hours kip yesterday thinking Roy would be sacked.

Cmon stop F***ing raining!!

By the way, when we lift the ashes, what will we actually be lifting, cos the urn is still at HQ. Are they bothering with a replica?

Cmon England, wake up lads.

Don't let yourselves down now. Stay proffessional!

Finally a wicket!! 2 to go...