Liverpool 0-0 FC Utrecht: In-game and post match boredom

Who's got Old Kent Road - or are you playing a different town version?

seems they've sacked it off now.

They are now playing Ring of fire

are they Roy's Werther Originals they were eating???

 here we go again ,roy and rubbing his F***ing face again

Raul enjoying himself he's got the quality street out.

Dirk coming in

what flavour sweets is nando eating

It was very necessary for Torres to tog out when he could be at home with his new child or relaxing.

He just HAD to bring him and not use him.

When do we get the chin rub I am just wetting myself with anticipation.

Seen it already

It was quick but hey

She is still hot today.She wa seven hotter then

Kuyt getting a standing ovation from the opposing supporters good for him

If he was never going to put Torres on why not let him go be with his new born son .

cole is sh*te

seems they've sacked it off now.

They are now playing Ring of fire

Please tell me you mean the song and not a game!!

She is still hot today.She wa seven hotter then

Bloody lovely mate .

Babel and Cole must be shocked there still on, here is our chance this is where we usually score

I've resorted to eating a packet of chocolate buttons to cheer myself up....I want whatever Raul wouldn't share with Nando   


Dirk on for Jova...come on Kuyt against your old team, lets have a goal from you...my 3-0 prediction is looking a bit sick at the moment.

Sad times when Torres and Meireles eating sweets is the highlight of the game.

why the hell he bring torres if he is not F***ing playing ,roy you are just an idiot

I want the ref or someone to fall over or a streaker just to liven the place up!

even the commentators are saying how dull we are

cole is sh*te

keeps you warm though

15 mins left and what I see is a team managed by someone who stifles the life out of creativity.

Joe Coles wife can get it

They should pay the children for coming tonight, I know they got in free, but they will having nightmares for weeks after this.