You know you've made it when your tweets are being ripped off by Balotelli parody accounts.
Conor Chapman @Conor_Chapman
@TonyBarretTimes It's like two lads fighting over the fat bird at 3 o'clock in the morning after the nightclub, anyone will do!
Mario Balotelli @MarioBaloltelli
QPR and West Ham in a race to sign Joe Cole. Kind of like 2 drunk blokes fighting over the only chubby girl left in the nightclub at 3am.
Ha probably my most significant moment on twitter.
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