Kenny - the words of wisdom

Feel free to post any comments from the King's new reign.

Explaining to the media about how Henry called him whilst on holiday on his cruise ship, how it got to Bahrain and then he flew to Manchester.

Press: Just on the boat... How do you stop a cruise ship? Did you go up to the Captain and... How does it work?
KD: Well there's big brick walls isn't there. It's usually called a port.

^ Brilliant!

Pre-match on ITV:

Reporter: So what will the team talk be Kenny?
King Kenny: That's for the players. You ain't working for Fergie are you?

When asked by a BBC reporter about Torres, the reporter said “nobody has a magic wand…”. To which Kenny replied “Fernando Torres has got a magic wand. ...

Nice one straight forward talking no frills .

Further to his conversation to John Henry.

Press: Where were you when you got the call, Kenny? By the pool?
KD: Like any true professional athlete, I was at the bar.

On whether he wanted to go back to managing football teams over the past decade:

KD: I've been asked a few times.  But it's not this football club.

Feel free to post any comments from the King's new reign.

Explaining to the media about how Henry called him whilst on holiday on his cruise ship, how it got to Bahrain and then he flew to Manchester.

Press: Just on the boat... How do you stop a cruise ship? Did you go up to the Captain and... How does it work?
KD: Well there's big brick walls isn't there. It's usually called a port.

LMAO thats the best one about the port utter class

When asked how he'll approach the the Utd game:

"I'll have a kip and we'll go from there."

On whether he wanted to go back to managing football teams over the past decade:

KD: I've been asked a few times.  But it's not this football club.

Some pearlers, but that one there is the best. Shows exactly where his heart has and always been. Tell me any other team in the world that can have a player who signed to play for them 33 years ago come back and manage and bring together support like no one has ever seen.

None?

Thought so.

^ Brilliant!

Pre-match on ITV:

Reporter: So what will the team talk be Kenny?
King Kenny: That's for the players. You ain't working for Fergie are you?

Lmao

Loved that one!

On whether he wanted to go back to managing football teams over the past decade:

KD: I've been asked a few times.  But it's not this football club.

Kenny Dalglish, I F***ing love you.

Can't wait for more of this from Kenny!

He is brilliant

What a difference just his press conferences are eh?

I enjoy watching our manager now, not like the last 6 months where I had to grimace the whole way through a press meeting.

Further to his conversation to John Henry.

Press: Where were you when you got the call, Kenny? By the pool?
KD: Like any true professional athlete, I was at the bar.

Pure class!! and this:

When asked by a BBC reporter about Torres, the reporter said “nobody has a magic wand…”. To which Kenny replied “Fernando Torres has got a magic wand. ..

Can't wait for more of the same.

Thanks Kenny..thanks for being here.

Pure class!! and this:

When asked by a BBC reporter about Torres, the reporter said “nobody has a magic wand…”. To which Kenny replied “Fernando Torres has got a magic wand. ..

Can't wait for more of the same.

Thanks Kenny..thanks for being here.

this is just brilliant , kenny dalglish i F***ing love you , legend

 When you hear replies like that it is like listening to Bill Shankly all over again,at last we have got a manager who can beat the press at their own game.It's good to have you back Kenny.

When you hear replies like that it is like listening to Bill Shankly all over again,at last we have got a manager who can beat the press at their own game.It's good to have you back Kenny.

Two very wise Scots eh Billy 

Two very wise Scots eh Billy 

So very true Cas and it can only be good for L.F.C.,the media have met their match.

When you hear replies like that it is like listening to Bill Shankly all over again,at last we have got a manager who can beat the press at their own game.It's good to have you back Kenny.

Well in Billy.Once again we now have a Manager,who is in tune with the fans.God bless Rafa,he inherited the Shankly ethos,but in the wrong ownership era.Now we have Kenny back,with new owners,so for me,"the worlds our lobster".Don't expect it this season though,because I expect our owners,to be professional enough,to wait and analyse the requirements,before spending money.

This man is a legend!

Two very wise Scots eh Billy 

Happy New Year Cas.Indeed Kenny is cast in the Shankly mould,so we will get the same commitment.But most refreshingly,he will truly respect the fans,something that's been lacking for the last 3 years.

Makes me proud to be Scottish!

I loved the one about the cruise ship but the one that's the best is 'I've been asked many times. But it's not this football club'.