The relationship/potential relationship advice thread

I'll see her the 30th of October.

Yoga class haha, don't laugh. It's good for my back.

Did you get her number from actually talking to her on FB or was her chat with someone else.

If I was single now I literally wouldn’t know how to get a girls attention.
 
All the blokes these days are tanned, muscle riddled, great hair....  It must be hard.
 
People don’t meet in the ‘normal’ way now...  A friend of a friend or meeting in a pub.  It’s all via social networks and the choice is endless.
 
When my parents met you met someone who you worked with, or lived by.  Now choice has expended to a 30 mile radius and there are literally tens of thousands of guys to every thousand girls.
 
This is an cut from a recent email rant from my mate, who has been single as long as I can remember.  He's a good looking bloke I guess, nothing weird, steady job etc....

"I’m back on match.com ....
 
What aggravates me is they have the nerve to be like..

“looks aren’t everything”
 
YESSSSSSSS THEY ARE
 
A lot of women hate blokes who say they go to the gym or play football etc.. But if I was fat and had no hobbies.. Would I be appealing to a stranger?..NO!

Was on it last night..ignored by women etc.

Thing is..women get that many offers..maybe they can afford to be fussy?

I messaged one girl, fit! ...she claimed, she’d love to go on a date with someone she’d never expect to, as she’s had so many issues with fella’s who were her type... Will await the reply.

A lot of women  aren’t even viewing my profile.
Even the mingers are rejecting me.

Problem is..I think women go on there for an ego boost!

I’ll chat some woman up, ask them what do they do for a living etc.. They reply.. Ask me what I do etc..

Then never again do they reply?

I think they’re just being polite replying.... But asking me a question implies they want a response.Some women on there DISGUST me with their expectations!

“You must earn at least £55,000 to message me – I don’t work and have 3 children”

I’m like FFS!  If we all pay a subscription fee for this site.. then we clearly fail in the real world!!Ur gonna get mongs like me mivering ya not Marvin from JLS ffs!!!"

Ha ha ha ha

Did you get her number from actually talking to her on FB or was her chat with someone else.

Well, it wasn't quite a chat mate, it was more like I asked for her number over FB chat, she replied and gave it to me.

Well, it wasn't quite a chat mate, it was more like I asked for her number over FB chat, she replied and gave it to me.

So what's the F***ing problem?

Have you chatted much to her in yoga?

Surely you've sussed out what she likes at this stage.
She gave you her number.

Invite her out for drinks/meal/gig/whatever you've found out she likes.

Stop over analysing things, she's female not alien.


You know you are going to meet up with her for Yoga.
Does it suit to head off to something afterwards?

So what's the F***ing problem?

Have you chatted much to her in yoga?

Surely you've sussed out what she likes at this stage.
She gave you her number.

Invited her out for drinks/meal/gig/whatever you've found out she likes.

Stop over analysing things, she's female not alien.


You know you are going to meet up with her for Yoga.
Does it suit to head of to something afterwards?

Thanks Racer. You have a way of making things seem so obvious.

I'm just terrible with woman. I'll chat with her next time at Yoga and suggest a drink afterwards.

Thanks Racer. You have a way of making things seem so obvious.

I'm just terrible with woman. I'll chat with her next time at Yoga and suggest a drink afterwards.

The thing about making lots of mistakes, when it comes to women,
is that you learn from them.

Good luck.

The thing about making lots of mistakes, when it comes to women,
is that you learn from them.

Good luck.

Oh for the good old days when you good walk out of your cave and club one over the head and drag her back in.....

The thing about making lots of mistakes, when it comes to women,
is that you learn from them.

Good luck.

While I appreciate the advice, I went looking at her Facebook profile in depth. She's in a relationship with a female.

Either I have to convert a lesbian or it's just a joke on Facebook.

While I appreciate the advice, I went looking at her Facebook profile in depth. She's in a relationship with a female.

Either I have to convert a lesbian or it's just a joke on Facebook.

Could be either.

I had an ex that also liked the fairer sex.

Could be either.

I had an ex that also liked the fairer sex.

I would if I were a female.

Time to investigate if she likes the males

I would if I were a female.

Time to investigate if she likes the males

While I appreciate the advice, I went looking at her Facebook profile in depth. She's in a relationship with a female.

Either I have to convert a lesbian or it's just a joke on Facebook.

All else fails you can always ask to watch.

There's this girl I like, got talking to her for a bit (by pure luck we got chatting) and I got her number from a FB chat when I added her. I won't see her for a couple of weeks, and I want to ask her out. Should I wait, phone her, or text her? I'm such a pussy when it comes to woman though guys. Lack of self confidence, and I can't go up to a girl unless heavily drunk Why am I saying this though? Makes me look like a right wimp .

Just ask her if she would like a drink after a class or something. She can only say no and if she does? Go Yoga somewhere else. She says yes? Happy days.

You'll be alright as long as she never gets wind of your football forum selfie

You'll be alright as long as she never gets wind of your football forum selfie

Don't get too jealous of my Football forum selfie

Thought I'd share this with you guys who post in here about the "friend becomes gf/bf" possibilities.

My daughter has finally got together with a lad she was at school with, who has remained a friend for the last 12 years. 

Yeah I know that's a long time to wait but as his fb status now states "good think come to those who wait".  How sweet 

Thought I'd share this with you guys who post in here about the "friend becomes gf/bf" possibilities.

My daughter has finally got together with a lad she was at school with, who has remained a friend for the last 12 years. 

Yeah I know that's a long time to wait but as his fb status now states "good think come to those who wait".  How sweet 

Sure do!



On a serious note, congrats to both of them.

Sure do!



On a serious note, congrats to both of them.

Cheers mate, she needs some cherishing after the past few years 

I highly recomend Plenty of Fish for online dating. Its much more chilled out than other online dating sites plus its mostly free. It really does works, I've been on plenty of dates via it, some good some bad but at least its real dates with real girls. I'm actually dating someone via it at the moment and to make it even better she was the one who contacted me :-)

Great news Debs.

God knows she's due a good one.

Great news Debs.

God knows she's due a good one.

Thanks mate, yeah she does.  Be nice for me not to be worrying too 

Thanks mate, yeah she does.  Be nice for me not to be worrying too 

Good on her Deb's and regarding not worrying, you only stop doing that when you stop breathing !
 

That's some good new Debs, hope things work out brilliantly for them

Good on her Deb's and regarding not worrying, you only stop doing that when you stop breathing !
 

I know mate