Funny Footballing Quotes

"Do I not like that."

"Game well and truly over. "

"winning doesn't really matter as long as you win" - vinnie jones

"Not only has he shown Junior Lewis the red card, but he's sent him off." 

Chris Kamara classic.

"Not only has he shown Junior Lewis the red card, but he's sent him off." 

Chris Kamara classic.

I love Kammy - you could probably fill up pages with his quotes and clips from youtube from his time at SKY.

EDIT: I'm sure I put this in General Football forum. Feel free to relocate.

Moved and merged!

Roy Hodgson is a vastly experienced manager at the highest levels domestically, overseas and at national team level and Liverpool should count themselves very lucky to have landed him.

LMA Chairman, Howard Wilkinson.

"We reckon Carlton Palmer covers every blade of grass... But then you have to if your first touch is that crap." - Dave Jones

Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo;

"The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking, he's got to have something wrong with him....Hopefully he's hung like a hamster! That would make us all feel better! Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive"

" Liverpool can finish 2nd this season "

The late Jack Walker to Kenny Dalglish in 1995 when he was Blackburn manager:

"Why would you want to sign Zidane when we've got Tim Sherwood?"

Here you go Carroll

thats so funny