Dreams

Had the best dream ever where Liverpool beat Barca 4-2 to win there 6th champions league with goals from Agger, Sterling (2) and Poulsen

The other dreams involved crimes - but this is a crime against nature. Poulson scoring? Don't be silly

Personally, i feel the unrealistic part of that dream is beating Barca in the final.




They would of been knocked out by a Sam Allardyce led Real Madrid in the semi's.

Had a dream last night that I was bowling with Joy from 'My Name Is Earl'. We were both drunk and she was wearing denim hotpants.

Did you win?

No idea but we had a good laugh,

Had the weirdest dream last night.  I was playing football out my back garden with a potato, against Lionel Messi.  And I was kicking his ass 3-0 so he invited Iniesta to join his team.  They were both sh*t.

Then it somehow turned into playing golf with Arsene Wenger, who wore that big waterproof dufflecoat he wears, to play golf in the sunshine.  As all this was going on, Liverpool were 10-1 up against City with Danny Wilson scoring 4 of them.  Then City came back to 10-10 in the 99th minute.  Arsene took a 6 on the par 3 so he was being a bit of a b***ard about it.

I remember something else about cleaning my bathroom as well.  Strange. 

If you dream about someone, does the person dream about you too at the same time?

Had the weirdest dream last night.  I was playing football out my back garden with a potato, against Lionel Messi.  And I was kicking his ass 3-0 so he invited Iniesta to join his team.  They were both sh*t.

Sure, they can beat Utd at Wembley to win the Champions League, but can they play in your back garden with a potato on a cold december night...?

I literally just dreamt that I stole a donut.

Dreamt last night that I was in a hotel with a large group of Jewish people, when a load of Nazi came in, walking very slowly.

I could only see their legs and feet, they were all wearing Creeks trainers. They were sat in the hotel lobby, and me and the Jewish people were trying to walk out very quickly and discreetly.

I had to carry a boiled egg (no shell), and if the Nazis saw, I knew they'd kill me. I got out, and was very relieved. WTF?

Dreamt last night that I was in a hotel with a large group of Jewish people, when a load of Nazi came in, walking very slowly.

I could only see their legs and feet, they were all wearing Creeks trainers. They were sat in the hotel lobby, and me and the Jewish people were trying to walk out very quickly and discreetly.

I had to carry a boiled egg (no shell), and if the Nazis saw, I knew they'd kill me. I got out, and was very relieved. WTF?

I analyse dreams. And I can explain your dream to you. The Nazis represents your wife or girlfriend. And the Jews represent the women you cheated on her with. Eggs represent fertility. It not having a shell means you didn't use a condom and are worried about that. You got out because you haven't been caught yet.

Obviously I'm bullshitting, but honestly, it's the best I could do! It better not be right!

I analyse dreams. And I can explain your dream to you. The Nazis represents your wife or girlfriend. And the Jews represent the women you cheated on her with. Eggs represent fertility. It not having a shell means you didn't use a condom and are worried about that. You got out because you haven't been caught yet.

Obviously I'm bullshitting, but honestly, it's the best I could do! It better not be right!

You're wrong, but it was a quality attempt!

Thanks

Are you sure though? You're even sneaking out of a hotel! haha

I analyse dreams. And I can explain your dream to you. The Nazis represents your wife or girlfriend. And the Jews represent the women you cheated on her with. Eggs represent fertility. It not having a shell means you didn't use a condom and are worried about that. You got out because you haven't been caught yet.

Obviously I'm bullshitting, but honestly, it's the best I could do! It better not be right!

You BETTER not be right !!!   

Signed : Mrs Ayrton77

You BETTER not be right !!!   

Signed : Mrs Ayrton77

...and my already pathetic street-cred level hits rock bottom!

Hahaha!

Well Mrs Ayrton, don't worry. According to my girlfriend I'm not right very often, haha

 

Re; The above. Brilliant! 

The only ever dream I remember is one I have had ever since I was young.

Me and my cousin are walking down a road near my Grandmas, when a Chinese man on a black motorbike and all dressed in black, rides up behind us, grabs my cousin then drives off. Weird.

Dreamt last night that I was in a hotel with a large group of Jewish people, when a load of Nazi came in, walking very slowly.

I could only see their legs and feet, they were all wearing Creeks trainers. They were sat in the hotel lobby, and me and the Jewish people were trying to walk out very quickly and discreetly.

I had to carry a boiled egg (no shell), and if the Nazis saw, I knew they'd kill me. I got out, and was very relieved. WTF?

Nazis in Creek trainers?! That bit got me laughing!

I analyse dreams. And I can explain your dream to you. The Nazis represents your wife or girlfriend. And the Jews represent the women you cheated on her with. Eggs represent fertility. It not having a shell means you didn't use a condom and are worried about that. You got out because you haven't been caught yet.

Obviously I'm bullshitting, but honestly, it's the best I could do! It better not be right!

You're playing with Everton in Goodison but then came the real club of Liverpool. You couldn't see their faces because you couldn't stand the fact Liverpool are far more stronger than Everton, so you chickened out and walked slowly out. You carried that egg because you couldn't score s**te against us !

You BETTER not be right !!!   

Signed : Mrs Ayrton77

 

@ the Ayrtons - got to win something in the end of year awards that!