The terrible Torres song

Stand by. Liverpool fan's originality in football chants is about to reach new depths.  My advice would be to not sing this song and hopefully it might get brushed under someone's carpet.

Poor Poor Poor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epbWD-e0Cnk

Fernando Torres LALALALALALA
Fernando Torres LALALALALALA
Fernando Torres. You're the one for me.

(Repeat till bored)

It's not that bad KK!

It's quite catchy actually... FERNANDO TORRES... LA LA LA!!

I don't like
this song was sung in atletico de madrid's stadium but in spanish

I don't like
this song was sung in atletico de madrid's stadium but in spanish

Exactly. Our originality has been shot dead. Simply copying a song from the previous players club. Just like everyone else in England does.  They can 1892 and Reclaim The Kop. But most of the people on there are still tools.

A distinctive 'not great' from me.  But probably better than

'There's only one Nando Torres.....'

which it could well have been.

It'll do for starters, i reckon

The Kop were chanting Torres' name the old Dalglish / Fowler chant.
Sounded well, and who know's, he may well live up to the legendary chant !!

The Kop were chanting Torres' name the old Dalglish / Fowler chant.
Sounded well, and who know's, he may well live up to the legendary chant !!

Much better idea! Don't really feel the vibes from the first one!......

He began to get a song for him, and he will make all the Liverpool's fans in the stadium sing his song, that's what I believe, when I saw how much he was loved at Atletico Madrid. This song is not really bad! It's just a translation from Spanish right, I think he can bring with his luck from Atletico Madrid to Anfield. He can recognise It easily and he'll know how much Liverpool's fans love thier team and thier players. And then, I don't like when a player has too many song, when he perform great, we can't chose imediatly which song to sing for him. Steven Gerrard has only one song right? I like It, always, in the match with Aston Villa, then the match with Chelsea, You can recognise It immediatly, ans the plaer too, he know It's the song for him, his melody.

Apart from Carra (Team of Carraghers/He's scouse he's sound) I can't think of any other players in our side that have more than one song Chitose. That wasn't the point about the song anyway, Liverpool fans have always come up with original & funny songs, this one is just plain, boring & a rip off of songs sung all round the country. Personally I think if we came up with some words to replace the la la la's it wouldn't be too bad though.

fer-nan-do torr-es scores with his left and right, fernando torres he'll bang them in all night! fernando torres.......

Luis Garcia had a couple of songs.  Must admit the one that really is starting to grate on me these days is Riise's.

Especially as the one for Gerrard to the same tune circa 2001-2002 was much better

New club, new era and hopefully he'll be a new legend.
We owe it to ourselves to have something better than this rip off. Too cheesy and sounds like a chant from an all inclusive holiday at a Benidorm social club.

Can do better.

well the song could be made a lot better how about sumink like
fernando torres he'll score us loads of goals
fernando torres we can rely on him
fernando torres he's our record signing

fernando torres he'll score us loads of goals
fernando torres we can rely on him
fernando torres he's our record signing

well the song could be made a lot better how about sumink like
fernando torres he'll score us loads of goals
fernando torres we can rely on him
fernando torres he's our record signing

fernando torres he'll score us loads of goals
fernando torres we can rely on him
fernando torres he's our record signing

Nah! The words remind me too much of The Road To Amarillo!  And we wouldn't want that would we? 

I thought Micheal Owen and Robbie Fowler has a lot of songs too! (They are the 6th and the 7th king of the KOPs after the clip 100 best moments of the KOPS, Robbie Fowler has about 4 or 5 and Micheal Owen 3). And then Alonso has two (A-lon-so/Alonso, Alonso, Alonso_I don't know, I think It's kinda the same, repeating his name untill bored).
By the way, It's not bad! that lyrics, if we can find a way to fit It with the melody of Fernaldo Torres La-La-La, that would be great!

Here is a new one we came up with.  The word torero means Matador, and Torres could use something with a macho Spanish theme.  He runs round defenders like the matador teases the bulls with his red flag.  Here it is:

"Torres our Matador"
(to the tune of the Toreador song from Carmen)

Fernando Torres hails from sunny Spain
Loves scoring goals
El Nino is his name

Runs round defenders like a matador
Pass him the ball and he'll score

A hero of the Kop
Forever more

Torres our matador

I wonder how's the melody! Sound nice!

By the way, can somebody please give the lyric of "You'll never walk alone"? I heard It a hundred of time but I can't get the lyric.

Here is a new one we came up with.  The word torero means Matador, and Torres could use something with a macho Spanish theme.  He runs round defenders like the matador teases the bulls with his red flag.  Here it is:

"Torres our Matador"
(to the tune of the Toreador song from Carmen)

Fernando Torres hails from sunny Spain
Loves scoring goals
El Nino is his name

Runs round defenders like a matador
Pass him the ball and he'll score

A hero of the Kop
Forever more

Torres our matador

From 1:39.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsNkVduTKO8

For Chitose;

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
Is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark

Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone

Thank You really much! Reepicheep!

I hav an idea probs no good like but if somebody could do something with Fernando by Abba im sure it will be in the stands at anfield heres the chorus

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando


Dis is my idea

You Give the defence quite a fright
The futures bright, Fernando
The trophies shining there for you and me
For LFC, Fernando
And with you theres no thought that we could lose
Torres you are the best
And If We have to sing this song again
We will, our friend, Fernando


Feel free to change any of it but id prefer to keep the first 4 lines cos I like dem

There'll be something in the net tonight
The goalie's sh*te - Fernando
Make the defender look a total fool
For Liverpool - Fernando

Now I never think that we will lose
We are the Reds
If I had to buy you all again
I would - The Red - Fernando!

(Now sing this ^ and stop singing the original sh*te song)

That was my 1000th post too ^