The terrible Torres song

yh dats gd however I prefer my lines about the trophie so perhaps


There'll be something in the net tonight
The goalie's sh*te - Fernando
The trophies shining there for you and me
For LFC - Fernando

Now I never think that we will lose
We are the Reds
If I had to buy you all again
I would - The Red - Fernando!

Heres anuva idea from another abba song


So We Say Thank You For Fernando
For Giving him to us
Thanks for all the goals he is bringing/scoring (undecided)
Who can win without him
We ask in all honesty
What Would we be
Without a goal or his pace who are we
So We say thank you for Fernando
From All at LFC

not too bad, kinda catchy too!!

There'll be something in the net tonight
The goalie's sh*te - Fernando
Make the defender look a total fool
For Liverpool - Fernando

Now I never think that we will lose
We are the Reds
If I had to buy you all again
I would - The Red - Fernando!

(Now sing this ^ and stop singing the original sh*te song)

That was my 1000th post too ^

That's not bad at all, second verse could use a bit of work maybe, but I think it could catch on...

ooooo fernando torres u are number 9,
oooo fernando torres u score all the time,
ooooo fernando torres u are on the greatest side

ooooo fernando torres u are number 9,
oooo fernando torres u score all the time,
ooooo fernando torres u are on the greatest side   

From the sublime to the ridiculous.

To the tune of " Viva Espana"

To Liv-er-pool from Sunny Spain eY Viva Fernando
Football’s coming home again eY Viva Fernando
A God was born in ‘84, eY nombre El Niño
Stand and watch him f**k**g score, another por favour


and the original.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu8QvXXVIdk

The Toreador one is great. 

I like the Toreador one - won't catch on though - too 'unique'.

Both KK and the one Wilko posted are also fine, but agree with the main thrust of this thread.  The original one is woeful.  Probably started by wools.

A song needs to have originality the song needs to be so good that another club can't just replace the players name with someone of their own teams name, for example, " we got the best midfield in the world, we got Xabi Alonso, Momo Sissoko, Gerrard and Maschrano"

We need a decent song for him, catch like ours for Luis, "Luis Garcia, he drinks Sangria, he came from Barca to bring us joy, he's 5 foot 7, he's football heaven! So don't take our Luis Away!"

EL NINO!!

heres a bad one that ive just made up as he scored his hat trick

to the tune of the luis garcia song:

Fernando Torres
hes called el nino
he came from MAdrid to bring us joy
hes number 9 here
hes football heaven
so please dont take our torres away


sorry.

Please just give him the adoring chant of 'Torres'

It was made famous for Dalglish, and the Fowler was worthy of it's successor

Now at last, we may possibly have a striker worthy of taking the chant away from Fowler.

At least give this chant a chance.

i reckon we should do one to bahemian rapsody would be F***ing hilarious, hes just a spanish boy from a spanish family along those lines would go down a treat with the momo: hes magic you knowww youl never get passed sissoko. would be brilliant then we could turn anfield into a roller disco after matches

how about a song in tune with stronger by kanye west

fer. fer. fer fernado toresss
can make us stronger
we need you to hurrey up now
cos we can wait much longer (for the league)
i no we were gonna win right now
cos you make us stronger
we been waitin been waitin many years now,
but we found our savior.

im actually pround of that song i hope it catches on

to the tune of the vieerraa ohhh song :

el nino , oooooooohhhhhh
el nino , oooooooohhhhhh

he came from sunny spain
to make us great again

el nino , ooooooohhhhhhh
el nino , 0000000hhhhhhh

how about a song in tune with stronger by kanye west

fer. fer. fer fernado toresss
can make us stronger
we need you to hurrey up now
cos we can wait much longer (for the league)
I no we were gonna win right now
cos you make us stronger
we been waitin been waitin many years now,
but we found our savior.

im actually pround of that song I hope it catches on

no offence mate but i cant see people rapping at the match

Right well this one can be sung a bit fast

Torres Torres
Nando Torres
He hits a ball, He scores a goal
Nando Torres

Oh alright I have read the papers in the last two days, but Nando's gonna have to grow a decent muzzie if he wants to compared to the goal-scoring master.

to the tune of the vieerraa ohhh song :

el nino , oooooooohhhhhh
el nino , oooooooohhhhhh

he came from sunny spain
to make us great again

el nino , ooooooohhhhhhh
el nino , 0000000hhhhhhh

Not a bad shout actually.

How about this to tune of r kelly's remix to ignition(rotation)

Can I get a shoot shoot
Can I get a goal goal
Runnin the ball through your legs
pouncin on mistakes
While they sing on the kop...

This is the remix to rotation
Hot and fresh of the bench
Nando's rollin that defender
Got every skill in his wishin
leavin him flat on his bum
I'm like so what I'm subbed
It's the freakin weekend rafa
I'm about to have me some fun

shoot shoot ...............  etc

How about this to tune of r kelly's remix to ignition(rotation)

Can I get a shoot shoot
Can I get a goal goal
Runnin the ball through your legs
pouncin on mistakes
While they sing on the kop...

This is the remix to rotation
Hot and fresh of the bench
Nando's rollin that defender
Got every skill in his wishin
leavin him flat on his bum
I'm like so what I'm subbed
It's the freakin weekend rafa
I'm about to have me some fun

shoot shoot ...............  etc

Joking aside, songs need to be shorter really to catch on. Too long & people can't be arsed to learn all the words.

I'd go with lazb07's song, maybe with Fernando instead of El Nino.

He's the king of magic, He's the king of magic
A king of magic
One dream, one pass, one shot, one goal
Our golden chance of what should be... He's the king of magic
One shift of speed and everyone's left at bay
No mortal man can stand in his way, Torres, he's the king of magic
He's the king of magic
Torres,torres,torres
Ha ha ha, it's torres
He's the king of magic
He's the king of magic

He's the king of magic, He's the king of magic
A king of magic
One dream, one pass, one shot, one goal...

etc.

Not sure using songs that are 'air guitar' classics is such a good idea...some daft sod is bound to miss a goal 

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Last go so............He ιš 10% ℓυ¢к, 20% šкιℓℓ,
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5% ρℓєαšυяє, 50% ραιи,
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Well done AW1 for keeping to the subject of the thread and trying to come up with a truly awful Torres song.

Getting quite nostalgic for the ABBA ones now .