The terrible Torres song

im sure it will be better than the united chants anyway unless we start shouting

"TORRES-O" or "FERNANDO-O"

wilko yours is the best lad! "ey viva fernando!!""

What about (tune of another brick in the wall)
 hey defenders, leave our Torres alone
he'll stop, look pass or shoot
there's not gonna be another defeat on the road

What about (tune of another brick in the wall)
 hey defenders, leave our Torres alone
he'll stop, look pass or shoot
there's not gonna be another defeat on the road

What do you think Simon?

I think Chico got a better reaction 

Must do better!!

What about (tune of another brick in the wall)
 hey defenders, leave our Torres alone
he'll stop, look pass or shoot
there's not gonna be another defeat on the road

EddieC? - No

Redkenny? - No

And its got to be a no from me as well.

Nevermind I'll be back next year

EddieC? - No

Redkenny? - No

And its got to be a no from me as well.

 

Next?!

Nevermind I'll be back next year

That's the spirit mate!! A winning mentality!!

He don't care what you say,
And he don't care what you do,
El Nino is there
Like the wind in your hair
The goal's over there
He's running  past you

He don't care what you say
And he don't care what you do
The Monster is here, he'll fill you with fear
And drive you to tears
He's gonna Masch you

Pity the tune's in my head and I don't have a mike. It's a bit we will rock you ish. Oh well, another idea bites the dust. Wiluf

Mucho Torres, Mucho Torres, es, es...
Mucho Torres, Mucho Torres, es, es...

Already a Torres song being sung in the pubs

to the tune of johnny goes marching up the hill

Fernando Torres came from Spain huru huru
He came to make us great again huru huru
With Fernanado Torres in our in our side
He'll take defenders for a ride
And we'll all get blind drunk when Torres scores a goal

Again!

Na na na na na na..............

I like that song it is kinda catchy. come on torres your a legend.

dah na na na na na na na TORRES!

liked the last one keep up the search my friends

to the tune of the vieerraa ohhh song :

el nino , oooooooohhhhhh
el nino , oooooooohhhhhh

he came from sunny spain
to make us great again

el nino , ooooooohhhhhhh
el nino , 0000000hhhhhhh
 

I vote yes! As was mentioned earlier, maybe with Fernando instead of El Nino but either way it's rather good!