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      Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      May 22, 2011 11:57:22 am
      Don't know whether any of you have seen this or whether this place is the right place to put it but I find this really funny!

      Documentary : Sexy Girls Have It Easy
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      Reply #1: May 22, 2011 12:29:26 pm
      Haha. True though. One of the girls I was seeing a while back was getting taxi rides for free that would normally cost a tenner or more. She didn't even ask, they just offered. :laugh:
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      Reply #2: May 22, 2011 12:31:31 pm
      Haha. True though. One of the girls I was seeing a while back was getting taxi rides for free that would normally cost a tenner or more. She didn't even ask, they just offered. :laugh:

      I used to get Taxi rides for free when I was younger, it involved saying my moneys in my front pocket in a drunken slurred voice I'll have to stand up to get it, proceed to get out of Taxi and hit legs. :D
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      Reply #3: May 23, 2011 07:38:46 am
      I used to get Taxi rides for free when I was younger, it involved saying my moneys in my front pocket in a drunken slurred voice I'll have to stand up to get it, proceed to get out of Taxi and hit legs. :D

      Used to do the same :D
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      Reply #4: May 23, 2011 08:34:00 am
       Are you saying Cas ,Vicky and all the other girls on this forum have it easier than us lads,you could be had up for sexual discrimination with that statement. :laugh:
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      Reply #5: May 23, 2011 08:39:46 am
      Stating the bleedin' obvious, surely?
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      Reply #6: May 23, 2011 10:21:08 am
      I used to get Taxi rides for free when I was younger, it involved saying my moneys in my front pocket in a drunken slurred voice I'll have to stand up to get it, proceed to get out of Taxi and hit legs. :D

      Same here, if the ride was a tenner or more, i usually say "just need to get ye some doh from this cashy" and get on me toes straight away.
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      Reply #7: May 24, 2011 10:14:05 am
      I used to get Taxi rides for free when I was younger, it involved saying my moneys in my front pocket in a drunken slurred voice I'll have to stand up to get it, proceed to get out of Taxi and hit legs. :D

      As a taxi driver it really isn't funny when your on the recieveing end.
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      Reply #8: May 24, 2011 10:16:32 am
      Not funny as an honest customer either as the driver has to raise average fares to cover that.
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      Reply #9: May 24, 2011 10:20:59 am
      So no ones ever jumped on a train/bus for free either then...
      No neither did I ;)
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      Reply #10: May 24, 2011 10:28:14 am
      I used to get a taxi back from town most weekends when I lived out in the sticks and it was always around £18 - £20 and as we used the same firm, we never even bothered asking up front. One night there were 5 of us travelling so the bloke in the rank called a 7 seater for us. We stopped half way to drop someone off and the driver asked for the money then rather than at the end of the journey. £45!
      When we asked why the hell it was £45 he said it was because it was a minibus! It wasn't, it was just a 7 seater people carrier. After a few minutes of arguing, we started to walk away. He reached inside his taxi and pulled out a baseball bat. Then we ran. That's the only time I've done it.
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      Reply #11: May 24, 2011 10:45:17 am
      So no ones ever jumped on a train/bus for free either then...
      No neither did I ;)

      Whilst the principal is the same i.e. something for nothing, in reality it is totally differant. A train/bus company not being paid for a journey does not impact directly on the driver. The driver is paid a hourly/ annual wage and the company is responsible for insurance, waer and tear etc etc.

      As a taxi driver you are self-employed. Its your vehicle, your insurance, your wear and tear  and your time. When people run off without paying it impacts you directly because it means you take home less at the end of your shift. The truth is all we are trying to do is to earn a living so that we can look after our families. When someone runs off without payin you lose not only the fare but the time you've spend taking home a person who has a basic lack of respect for others.

      I only expect those who are self-employed and have at some point been doen over by the customer not paying to understand.
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      Reply #12: May 24, 2011 10:51:05 am
      When I lived in the Midlands I used to go out on a Thursday with the lads, the taxi home for me was £20. Rather worse for wear one Friday morning I got in the cab and headed home. I lived in a cul-de-sac and there were houses at the back with a wall, behind that wall was an alley at the back of our house and led into our cul-de-bag.

      Anyway, we got to ours and I drove him past the entrance to our road and round the outside and told him I had to get money off the missus, walked up to a door and pretended to knock the ran around the corner to get to the wall. Now I was carrying a bit of timber at the time and as I ran at this massive 6 foot wall I couldn't for the life of me get up. I was like a member of Jackass running as fast as he could into a wall for kicks, 5 attempts later and as weak as a kitten I heard the Cab's engine so I hid in a bush, what felt like an age later I creeped the path of a snake home and crawled into bed.

      The week after I went to the same rank and they asked for the money up front. Go figure.
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      Reply #13: May 24, 2011 11:10:34 am
      I started working as taxi driver in Oct last yr just to supplement my income and to keep my head above water. Most of you know what its like when you think your gonna drown under the cost of living and all you want to do is find a way to keep your head above water. That was me in Oct. I borrowed money from parents to get myself licensed and insured (insureance isnt the normal car insurance, it costs probably 3x as much to get insured as a taxi driver) and started working weekends. On top of a normal 37 hrs a week full time job, i currently work at least 30 hrs per weekend as a taxi driver. I've given up the weekends and spending time with the kids just so I can get life back on track.

      Shortly after I started fuel prices went up but fares stayed the same, which meant the margin of income went down. 2 weeks ago i picked up 4 young teenage girls, all the way to their destination they were laughing and joking amongst themselves, didn't give me any reason to think they weren't gonna pay. There journey cost £10, and when I asked for the money they casualy got out and walked away. I got out to confront them but they'd been joined by another 3-4 girls and just stood there laughing at me. So waht do you do? you can't hit them cause then your the one who gets for assault and then end up losing your taxi badge cause you've got an assault conviction or their carrying something which means your the one who ends getting done over. You call the police but know that by the time they get there, the girls have gone and theres nothing you they can do. The trurth is there is nothing you can do.

      That journey took nearly 30-40 mins so i lost not just £10 but also that time that I could've spent taking someone home who would've paid.
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      Reply #14: May 24, 2011 11:15:39 am
      Soooo, do sexy girls have it easy or not?
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      Reply #15: May 24, 2011 11:18:35 am
      Soooo, are sexy girls easy or not?

      Mostly :)
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      Reply #16: May 24, 2011 11:27:39 am

      I can cofirm they do, especially if they are wearing next to nothing on a weekend  :f_whistle:
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      Reply #17: May 24, 2011 11:28:56 am
      I can cofirm they do, especially if they are wearing next to nothing on a weekend  :f_whistle:

      Well I'd certainly give them a ride for free...
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      Reply #18: May 24, 2011 11:31:51 am
      I started working as taxi driver in Oct last yr just to supplement my income and to keep my head above water. Most of you know what its like when you think your gonna drown under the cost of living and all you want to do is find a way to keep your head above water. That was me in Oct. I borrowed money from parents to get myself licensed and insured (insureance isnt the normal car insurance, it costs probably 3x as much to get insured as a taxi driver) and started working weekends. On top of a normal 37 hrs a week full time job, i currently work at least 30 hrs per weekend as a taxi driver. I've given up the weekends and spending time with the kids just so I can get life back on track.

      Shortly after I started fuel prices went up but fares stayed the same, which meant the margin of income went down. 2 weeks ago i picked up 4 young teenage girls, all the way to their destination they were laughing and joking amongst themselves, didn't give me any reason to think they weren't gonna pay. There journey cost £10, and when I asked for the money they casualy got out and walked away. I got out to confront them but they'd been joined by another 3-4 girls and just stood there laughing at me. So waht do you do? you can't hit them cause then your the one who gets for assault and then end up losing your taxi badge cause you've got an assault conviction or their carrying something which means your the one who ends getting done over. You call the police but know that by the time they get there, the girls have gone and theres nothing you they can do. The trurth is there is nothing you can do.

      That journey took nearly 30-40 mins so i lost not just £10 but also that time that I could've spent taking someone home who would've paid.

      The 'Ride n Run' got to such epidemic numbers where I'm from, drivers started asking for the fare up front.
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      Reply #19: May 24, 2011 12:06:29 pm
      I can cofirm they do, especially if they are wearing next to nothing on a weekend  :f_whistle:

      A perk of the job. ;D

      They used to give blowies, now they just run. bas**rds.
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      Reply #20: May 24, 2011 02:32:34 pm
      Well, if a sexy girl asks me to buy her an ice cream, I'd most likely buy her one, and not a plain jane.
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      Reply #21: May 24, 2011 09:57:53 pm
      Well, if a sexy girl asks me to buy her an ice cream, I'd most likely buy her one, and not a plain jane.

      I'm trying to find a euphemism or bit of innuendo in there, I'm sure there's something there but I just can't find it.

      Daz, can you assist?
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      Reply #22: May 24, 2011 10:08:02 pm
      He wants the girl to lick his icecream and swallow his flake. How can you miss the innuendo in that ;)
      « Last Edit: May 25, 2011 09:09:18 am by racerx34 »
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      Reply #23: May 24, 2011 11:03:44 pm
      Fare dodging is really out of order when doing it to someone earning money for his family and to keep up with mortgage payments. But young people don't often realise the implications of their actions-I know I didn't when I was a student.

      As for the thread the investigation wasn't very scientific but there's probably some truth in her findings. There are some disadvantages too in being a looker particularly jealousy from friends and unwanted attention from pissed up lads who mistakenly think they've got a chance!
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      Reply #24: May 24, 2011 11:08:07 pm
      Well, if a sexy girl asks me to buy her an ice cream, I'd most likely buy her one, and not a plain jane.

      Ask her if she likes Screw Balls, in a dodgy foreign accent.
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      Reply #25: May 24, 2011 11:16:17 pm
      He wants the girl to lick his icecream and swallow his flake. How can you miss the innuendo in that ;)

      Cheers Racer, spending too much time in the aguero thread turned my mind all weird, totally lost my way for a bit but I'm back on track now. Sheesh, that was close.

      Well, if a sexy girl asks me to buy her an ice cream, I'd most likely buy her one, and not a plain jane.

      So, if a fit bird asks you for a 'high scream' you'd 'give her one' and not just any 'plain jane' one but the 'plane janeing' of her life.

      Aaaaah.
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      Reply #26: May 24, 2011 11:20:13 pm
      Hahahaha, you guys are unbelievable. Maybe an ice cream wasn't such a good example.
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      Reply #27: May 24, 2011 11:23:12 pm
      Hahahaha, you guys are unbelievable. Maybe an ice cream wasn't such a good example.

      A cornetto?
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      Reply #28: May 24, 2011 11:23:31 pm
      Is it the cream from your cone? :) oh and glad to steer you back to the innuendo mate
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      Reply #29: May 24, 2011 11:26:50 pm
      Is it the cream from your cone? :) oh and glad to steer you back to the innuendo mate

      Is that strawberry sauce?





      Oh sorry, time of the month.  >:D
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      Reply #30: May 24, 2011 11:30:18 pm
      Strawberry or chocolate ;)
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      Reply #31: May 24, 2011 11:32:22 pm
      I'm not sure if they have that ice cream here but in Malaysia .. there's this ice cream called Traffic Light.

      It's not on a cone or the usual ice cream that melts like a milkshare but it's more like ice.



      So, obviously, there is a difference in eating a normal cornetto and eating a traffic light.

      I'll let you guys guess how a traffic light is usually eaten.
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      Reply #32: May 24, 2011 11:33:14 pm
      Soooo, do sexy girls have it easy or not?

      Yeah we do  ;) on the whole  :D
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      Reply #33: May 24, 2011 11:34:58 pm
      So now she's sucking on your icepop. . . Dirty b***ard :)
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      Reply #34: May 24, 2011 11:35:05 pm
      In the past couple of weeks I got a free entrance in a museum, and had two free drinks on a nights out.
      Now, I am no Jessica Alba or Megan Fox, and when I went to the museum I was faaaar from sexy and didn't ask to enter for free, but there was a GUY at the door so... :)
      As for the drinks, when I was younger, for some reason I found it offending when some guy would offer me a drink, now I have no problem with it  :confused-smiley-013:  :)
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      Reply #35: May 24, 2011 11:36:34 pm
      What's your stance on icecream technique though Kate :)
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      Reply #36: May 24, 2011 11:36:58 pm
      So now she's sucking on your icepop. . . Dirty b***ard :)

      That's how it's done ;) as long as I had given a goodlooking girl my icepop :) Everyone loves the traffic light!
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      Reply #37: May 24, 2011 11:43:10 pm
      What's your stance on icecream technique though Kate :)
      Love ice cream Racer, thou I've been told a few times I am, how should I put this, a slow liker( don't know if this is even a word) :D So no problem with ice cream, it's quite welcomed when it's hot ;)
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      Reply #38: May 24, 2011 11:47:28 pm
      Bear in mind not all ice cream makes you feel good in terms of feeling cool :P.
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      Reply #39: May 24, 2011 11:50:23 pm
      Slow licker? Ahem. Must get messy on a hot day
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      Reply #40: May 24, 2011 11:52:36 pm
      Slow licker? Ahem. Must get messy on a hot day

      That's why sometimes girls share ice cream.
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      Reply #41: May 24, 2011 11:53:20 pm
      Ben and Jerry's for me.
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      Reply #42: May 24, 2011 11:54:28 pm

      You like threesomes?   :laugh: >:D :f_whistle:
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      Reply #43: May 24, 2011 11:55:06 pm
      At the same time Cas? ;) Ah no. Chunky Monkey or Cherry Garcia :)
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      Reply #44: May 24, 2011 11:55:28 pm
      No way Racer, I am a very neat person, would never let a single drop on the ground :D
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      Reply #45: May 24, 2011 11:57:16 pm
      Excellent. . . :)  Too much innuendo. . . I'm lost in my own dirty mind right now.
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      Reply #46: May 24, 2011 11:57:48 pm

      One has been known to tinker   ;)

      At the same time Cas? ;) Ah no. Chunky Monkey or Cherry Garcia :)

      Cookie Dough  ;D

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      Reply #47: May 24, 2011 11:58:19 pm
      Excellent. . . :)  Too much innuendo. . . I'm lost in my own dirty mind right now.

      A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste, so carry on..... :D
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      Reply #48: May 24, 2011 11:58:54 pm
      One has been known to tinker   ;)


      Are you sure it's not Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?

       ;) :f_whistle:
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      Reply #49: May 25, 2011 12:00:38 am
      I can hardly expand on the fact that Kate gets every last drop of it into her mouth. Between her and Cas. . . Cold shower time.
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      Reply #50: May 25, 2011 12:00:39 am
      Excellent. . . :)  Too much innuendo. . . I'm lost in my own dirty mind right now.

      Why doesn't that surprise me  :laugh:

      Are you sure it's not Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?

       ;) :f_whistle:


      All four of them !!!!  :o
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      Reply #51: May 25, 2011 12:00:56 am
      Excellent. . . :)  Too much innuendo. . . I'm lost in my own dirty mind right now.



      Try googling it, though.  ;D
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      Reply #52: May 25, 2011 12:01:36 am
      I can hardly expand on the fact that Kate gets every last drop of it into her mouth. Between her and Cas. . . Cold shower time.

      Down Boy !!!
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      Reply #53: May 25, 2011 12:03:45 am
      I think you should better get yourself an ice cream Racer, should cool you off ;D
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      Reply #54: May 25, 2011 12:05:42 am
      It would take more than than to cool him down Kate  ;)  :laugh:

      In fact, a fireman's hose would struggle  :lmao:
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      Reply #55: May 25, 2011 12:06:20 am
      At this stage I need an ice bath. It's true. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste
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      Reply #56: May 25, 2011 12:07:50 am
      I think racerx34 will be done soon. As we know, racers most likely come first.
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      Reply #57: May 25, 2011 12:09:04 am

      In fact, a fireman's hose would struggle  

      I'm not touching that one, fnar fnar, too many innuendoes coming to mind.
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      Reply #58: May 25, 2011 12:11:06 am
      Very good Ad :) But my names not Vettel ;)
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      Reply #59: May 25, 2011 12:11:40 am
      I'm not touching that one, fnar fnar, too many innuendoes coming to mind.

      Think Racer's missed that one  ;D
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      Reply #60: May 25, 2011 12:15:40 am
      Did you edit that in afterwards. Fireman's hose might cause more heating up with you and Kate. Actually I dressed as a Fireman on the drink one Halloween. Good times 
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      Reply #61: May 25, 2011 12:19:12 am
      Did you edit that in afterwards. Fireman's hose might cause more heating up with you and Kate. Actually I dressed as a Fireman on the drink one Halloween. Good times 

       ;) I did.....

       :P I love a man in uniform....I think I'm the one needing the cold shower now  :laugh:
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      Reply #62: May 25, 2011 12:27:39 am
      Bloody hell, I only nipped out for an hour and look at you guys goin at it hammer and tongs.

      Filthy.

      Keep up the good work.

      Oh and take it easy on Adryan, you appear to be leading him astray.
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #63: May 25, 2011 06:25:20 am
      I've always thought sexy girls get it harder tbh.
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #64: May 26, 2011 11:30:29 pm
      This is true on nights out with reduced for free admission and drinks bought for you
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #65: May 28, 2011 01:52:14 pm
      When i worked in a bar i did it all the time. If you were attractive, or even a kind person, i'd just add another to their round or undercharge them.
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #66: May 29, 2011 03:26:36 pm
      When i worked in a bar i did it all the time. If you were attractive, or even a kind person, i'd just add another to their round or undercharge them.

      Not me, I took the opposite approach when I was bartending. One time I was so annoyed by a really hot girl who was trying to get free drinks out of me, I told her "I'm better looking than you are, so why don't you buy me a drink instead?"  :-* She looked at me SHOCKED and stomped off with her girlfriends.  ;D
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #67: May 29, 2011 04:42:08 pm
      Not me, I took the opposite approach when I was bartending. One time I was so annoyed by a really hot girl who was trying to get free drinks out of me, I told her "I'm better looking than you are, so why don't you buy me a drink instead?"  :-* She looked at me SHOCKED and stomped off with her girlfriends.  ;D

      :lmao: That's brilliant. I should of followed suit. + worthy.
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #68: May 29, 2011 04:53:05 pm
      Not me, I took the opposite approach when I was bartending. One time I was so annoyed by a really hot girl who was trying to get free drinks out of me, I told her "I'm better looking than you are, so why don't you buy me a drink instead?"  :-* She looked at me SHOCKED and stomped off with her girlfriends.  ;D

      I was in a nightclub, where I and an entire end of a bar was getting ignored by the bar staff for this large group of very attractive young ladies.  I got so peed off, I started pulling my own pints, when the barmen were distracted.  I had poured myself a couple and pulled a dozen or so for others, before I was dragged off by bouncers.  Now I admitted I'd been pulling my own drinks, explained why, was certain I was going to get kicked out, but was just told to use another bar in the club.  As I wandered off, I saw the bar I'd been at get re-staffed and the incumbent barmen being guided to the manager's office. 

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