Sexy Girls Have It Easy

Fare dodging is really out of order when doing it to someone earning money for his family and to keep up with mortgage payments. But young people don't often realise the implications of their actions-I know I didn't when I was a student.

As for the thread the investigation wasn't very scientific but there's probably some truth in her findings. There are some disadvantages too in being a looker particularly jealousy from friends and unwanted attention from pissed up lads who mistakenly think they've got a chance!

Well, if a sexy girl asks me to buy her an ice cream, I'd most likely buy her one, and not a plain jane.

Ask her if she likes Screw Balls, in a dodgy foreign accent.

He wants the girl to lick his icecream and swallow his flake. How can you miss the innuendo in that

Cheers Racer, spending too much time in the aguero thread turned my mind all weird, totally lost my way for a bit but I'm back on track now. Sheesh, that was close.

Well, if a sexy girl asks me to buy her an ice cream, I'd most likely buy her one, and not a plain jane.

So, if a fit bird asks you for a 'high scream' you'd 'give her one' and not just any 'plain jane' one but the 'plane janeing' of her life.

Aaaaah.

Hahahaha, you guys are unbelievable. Maybe an ice cream wasn't such a good example.

Hahahaha, you guys are unbelievable. Maybe an ice cream wasn't such a good example.

A cornetto?

Is it the cream from your cone? oh and glad to steer you back to the innuendo mate

Is it the cream from your cone? oh and glad to steer you back to the innuendo mate

Is that strawberry sauce?





Oh sorry, time of the month. 

Strawberry or chocolate

I'm not sure if they have that ice cream here but in Malaysia .. there's this ice cream called Traffic Light.

It's not on a cone or the usual ice cream that melts like a milkshare but it's more like ice.



So, obviously, there is a difference in eating a normal cornetto and eating a traffic light.

I'll let you guys guess how a traffic light is usually eaten.

Soooo, do sexy girls have it easy or not?

Yeah we do  on the whole 

So now she's sucking on your icepop. . . Dirty b***ard

In the past couple of weeks I got a free entrance in a museum, and had two free drinks on a nights out.
Now, I am no Jessica Alba or Megan Fox, and when I went to the museum I was faaaar from sexy and didn't ask to enter for free, but there was a GUY at the door so...
As for the drinks, when I was younger, for some reason I found it offending when some guy would offer me a drink, now I have no problem with it   

What's your stance on icecream technique though Kate

So now she's sucking on your icepop. . . Dirty b***ard

That's how it's done as long as I had given a goodlooking girl my icepop Everyone loves the traffic light!

What's your stance on icecream technique though Kate

Love ice cream Racer, thou I've been told a few times I am, how should I put this, a slow liker( don't know if this is even a word) So no problem with ice cream, it's quite welcomed when it's hot

Bear in mind not all ice cream makes you feel good in terms of feeling cool .

Slow licker? Ahem. Must get messy on a hot day

Slow licker? Ahem. Must get messy on a hot day

That's why sometimes girls share ice cream.

Ben and Jerry's for me.

Ben and Jerry's for me.

You like threesomes?   

At the same time Cas? Ah no. Chunky Monkey or Cherry Garcia

No way Racer, I am a very neat person, would never let a single drop on the ground

Excellent. . .   Too much innuendo. . . I'm lost in my own dirty mind right now.