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      Sexy Girls Have It Easy

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      MsGerrard
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #46: May 24, 2011 11:57:48 pm

      One has been known to tinker   ;)

      At the same time Cas? ;) Ah no. Chunky Monkey or Cherry Garcia :)

      Cookie Dough  ;D

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      Reply #47: May 24, 2011 11:58:19 pm
      Excellent. . . :)  Too much innuendo. . . I'm lost in my own dirty mind right now.

      A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste, so carry on..... :D
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      Reply #48: May 24, 2011 11:58:54 pm
      One has been known to tinker   ;)


      Are you sure it's not Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?

       ;) :f_whistle:
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      Reply #49: May 25, 2011 12:00:38 am
      I can hardly expand on the fact that Kate gets every last drop of it into her mouth. Between her and Cas. . . Cold shower time.
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      Reply #50: May 25, 2011 12:00:39 am
      Excellent. . . :)  Too much innuendo. . . I'm lost in my own dirty mind right now.

      Why doesn't that surprise me  :laugh:

      Are you sure it's not Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?

       ;) :f_whistle:


      All four of them !!!!  :o
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #51: May 25, 2011 12:00:56 am
      Excellent. . . :)  Too much innuendo. . . I'm lost in my own dirty mind right now.



      Try googling it, though.  ;D
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      Reply #52: May 25, 2011 12:01:36 am
      I can hardly expand on the fact that Kate gets every last drop of it into her mouth. Between her and Cas. . . Cold shower time.

      Down Boy !!!
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #53: May 25, 2011 12:03:45 am
      I think you should better get yourself an ice cream Racer, should cool you off ;D
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      Reply #54: May 25, 2011 12:05:42 am
      It would take more than than to cool him down Kate  ;)  :laugh:

      In fact, a fireman's hose would struggle  :lmao:
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      Reply #55: May 25, 2011 12:06:20 am
      At this stage I need an ice bath. It's true. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #56: May 25, 2011 12:07:50 am
      I think racerx34 will be done soon. As we know, racers most likely come first.
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #57: May 25, 2011 12:09:04 am

      In fact, a fireman's hose would struggle  

      I'm not touching that one, fnar fnar, too many innuendoes coming to mind.
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      Reply #58: May 25, 2011 12:11:06 am
      Very good Ad :) But my names not Vettel ;)
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      Reply #59: May 25, 2011 12:11:40 am
      I'm not touching that one, fnar fnar, too many innuendoes coming to mind.

      Think Racer's missed that one  ;D
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      Reply #60: May 25, 2011 12:15:40 am
      Did you edit that in afterwards. Fireman's hose might cause more heating up with you and Kate. Actually I dressed as a Fireman on the drink one Halloween. Good times 
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      Reply #61: May 25, 2011 12:19:12 am
      Did you edit that in afterwards. Fireman's hose might cause more heating up with you and Kate. Actually I dressed as a Fireman on the drink one Halloween. Good times 

       ;) I did.....

       :P I love a man in uniform....I think I'm the one needing the cold shower now  :laugh:
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      Reply #62: May 25, 2011 12:27:39 am
      Bloody hell, I only nipped out for an hour and look at you guys goin at it hammer and tongs.

      Filthy.

      Keep up the good work.

      Oh and take it easy on Adryan, you appear to be leading him astray.
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #63: May 25, 2011 06:25:20 am
      I've always thought sexy girls get it harder tbh.
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #64: May 26, 2011 11:30:29 pm
      This is true on nights out with reduced for free admission and drinks bought for you
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      Reply #65: May 28, 2011 01:52:14 pm
      When i worked in a bar i did it all the time. If you were attractive, or even a kind person, i'd just add another to their round or undercharge them.
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      Reply #66: May 29, 2011 03:26:36 pm
      When i worked in a bar i did it all the time. If you were attractive, or even a kind person, i'd just add another to their round or undercharge them.

      Not me, I took the opposite approach when I was bartending. One time I was so annoyed by a really hot girl who was trying to get free drinks out of me, I told her "I'm better looking than you are, so why don't you buy me a drink instead?"  :-* She looked at me SHOCKED and stomped off with her girlfriends.  ;D
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      Reply #67: May 29, 2011 04:42:08 pm
      Not me, I took the opposite approach when I was bartending. One time I was so annoyed by a really hot girl who was trying to get free drinks out of me, I told her "I'm better looking than you are, so why don't you buy me a drink instead?"  :-* She looked at me SHOCKED and stomped off with her girlfriends.  ;D

      :lmao: That's brilliant. I should of followed suit. + worthy.
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      Re: Sexy Girls Have It Easy
      Reply #68: May 29, 2011 04:53:05 pm
      Not me, I took the opposite approach when I was bartending. One time I was so annoyed by a really hot girl who was trying to get free drinks out of me, I told her "I'm better looking than you are, so why don't you buy me a drink instead?"  :-* She looked at me SHOCKED and stomped off with her girlfriends.  ;D

      I was in a nightclub, where I and an entire end of a bar was getting ignored by the bar staff for this large group of very attractive young ladies.  I got so peed off, I started pulling my own pints, when the barmen were distracted.  I had poured myself a couple and pulled a dozen or so for others, before I was dragged off by bouncers.  Now I admitted I'd been pulling my own drinks, explained why, was certain I was going to get kicked out, but was just told to use another bar in the club.  As I wandered off, I saw the bar I'd been at get re-staffed and the incumbent barmen being guided to the manager's office. 

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