The 25 incidents involving Liverpool fans?

I wonder what they could be to warrant 'absolutely no action'....

I'll start us off

The 25 'incidents' involving Liverpool fans since 2003

1. During the group stages in 2006, some Liverpool fans stayed in Amsterdam before the game against Eindhoven. They bought a porn vid and tried to smuggle it back in to the UK. But custom's officials recognised they were 'THE WORST FANS IN EUROPE' checked their bags.

THEY MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!

2.   After the Istanbul wonder final, LFC supporters got so stoned  on the quality Hashish that they had come    across.....all kebab sellers had to shut down their locals as the LFC supporters had the biggest munchies the whole of Europe had ever seen. "THE WORST FANS IN EUPORE".

3. During the successful 2004/05 season, UEFA officials witnessed disgraceful scenes in Turin, as the English hooligans caused Italian angels to throw bottles and other assorted items towards the scouse animals. Other disgraceful scenes included at the end of the match with the Lliverpool vermin taunting the Juventus supporters with Johnny Cash and Status Quo numbers. 'THE WORST FANS IN EUROPE'

4. After the disappointing 4th round exit to Marseille in the UEFA Cup in 2003/04 Liverpool fans were mocked by the Marseille supporters on their exit from the stadium.  One red fan made a face a bit like a small green pond living creature and said 'Ribbit'.  THE WORST FANS IN EUROPE

5.   May 1. 2007: Thousands of fans, both at Anfield and in the rest of Europe, actually laught when the Reds beat Chelsea in the semi finals, cheating them for their, ofcourse, birthgiven right, to be in the final. Second time in 3 years. THE WORST! FANS! IN EUROPE!

6. At the Liverpool - Chelsea semi-final at Anfield in 2005, a Barcelona supporter ran on to the Anfield pitch and got himself embedded in the net in front of the Anfield Road.  One of Liverpool FC's stewards, WHO SUPPORTS LIVERPOOL, dragged him out and handed him over to the police WHO ALSO SUPPORTED LIVERPOOL.

Coincidence? No, because they are THE WORST FANS IN EUROPE.

7.  Just before this year's semi-final at Stamford Bridge, one Liverpool supporter stood in some dog sh*t on the way to the ground.  This was obviously meant as a statement that Moaninho was full of crap.  No respect.  THE WORST FANS IN EUROPE.

8. During the Uefa cup tie with Marseille in 2004, a group of us travelled over to the French port. We were in search of some liquid refreshment after our journey. One of the Lads took us into a Gay Bar by the Harbor. I'm ashamed to say that a number of us so called Liverpool fans openly questioned his sexuality in public for a number of days.

P.S Kenny Everett is alive and well, we saw him

(this thread will make it to 25!)

9. Liverpool fans celebrating after a tremendous victory in the Nou Camp deliberately left behind some rubbish in Barcelona's ground - including cigarette ends, some crisp packets and a Real Madrid scarf. This was deliberately left to incense the cleaning staff at Barcelona.  That Gaillard got it spot on - THEY ARE THE WORST FANS IN EUROPE.

10. While in a bar in Greece, a Liverpool supporter was offered the choice of Jack Daniels or 'local' whisky in a bar. He chose Jack Daniels. What's wrong with the 'local' stuff? Racist, that's what he was. THE WORST FANS IN EUROPE.

11. While returning back from Barcelona, a few Liverpool fans hired a coach home. They immaturely pulled sunburnt red moonies at Bulls tied up outside a local Bullfighting arena.

THE WORST FANS IN EUROPE


Bump ^^

We're only on 11!!

12. Whilst on a sightseeing tour round Greece one Liverpool fan noticed a naked female statue.  One man, wearing a red scarf, was heard to shout:

'Look at the tits on that!'

Just to re-iterate: WORST FANS IN EUROPE

13.  Apparently UEFA and the Greek police are linking the fires in Athens to a joint that wasn't put out appropriately by Liverpool fans back in May.

WORST FANS IN EUROPE (not to mention most hazardous)

14.  Liverpool fans flying all over Europe following their successful team to so many european cup finals are causing huge holes to appear in the ozone layer. With their size 9 carbon footprints WORST FANS IN EUROPE!!

Good one Lotus.