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      The Funny Stuff thread

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      Reply #2612: Oct 20, 2016 02:10:27 pm
      For a TRUE FOOTBALL FANATIC
      Here’s what the commentators really mean when they say…


         WHAT THE SAY                                   WHAT THEY MEAN
         
      He’ll be disappointed with that               That was crap!
      Seasoned player                                   Past it!
      Loyal club player                                    No one else will have him!
      Dangerous in the box                           Scores own goals!
      Goalie’s weak on crosses                       Couldn’t catch a bleedin’ bus!
      Terrier like                                           Tries to shag a leg after he scores!
      A natural leader                                    A bossy girl!
      Good squad player                                He gets a game if they’re desperate!
      Competitive                                          Dirty!
      Very competitive                                  Bloody lethal!
      Good sound player                               Boring!
      Creative                                               Oscar winning Injuries!
      Two footed                                          Crap with either!     
      Good defensive outfit                            It’s like watching paint dry!         
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      Shabs
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      Reply #2620: Jan 17, 2017 02:32:29 pm
      Saudi Arabia has banned the game 'Chess',calling it a dangerous game.

      Reasons given:

      1) Queen does not wear a Burkah.
      2) Queen roams freely wherever she wants.
      3) Queen is more powerful than the King.
      4) Queen goes alone to opponents territory.
      5) & most importantly there is only 1 Queen.

      ;D
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      Reply #2621: Jan 30, 2017 10:27:23 pm
      The company I work for recently got taken over by an American firm.

      One of the guys I work with was asked by their (unwitting) marketing department to send over a document containing the staff profiles of all the key members of our department for inclusion in a conference presentation.

      Anyways...the head of sales is a strait laced Jewish guy, about 38.

      After everyone has taken their seats, there's an introduction followed by a PowerPoint showing our organisational structure, who's who etc.

      This included photos, I hasten to add.

      Next to the profile for matey boy mentioned above appears none other than:

      https://mobile.twitter.com/noelsmullet

      F*cking gotcha, ye b***ard, yanks oblivious >:D
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      Reply #2623: Feb 06, 2017 09:48:30 pm
      If you're old enough, you'll remember the original version of Bowie and Jaggers dancing in the street. It was almost a parody of themselves. Well someone removed the music out from the video, and it's hilarious. 😂

      https://youtu.be/BHkhIjG0DKc
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      Reply #2626: May 26, 2017 04:58:25 pm
      Hahahahaha laughing my head off at this :lmao:

      https://twitter.com/empireofthekop/status/868119791810334720
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      Reply #2627: Jun 05, 2017 02:47:56 pm

      It was alright, wasn't laughing too much until he tried to walk and fell over again, then I couldn't help myself laughing.
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      Reply #2629: Jun 16, 2017 12:39:54 pm
      Good news! Bill Oddie has been successfully released back into the wild. He was taken to a secret location and will be monitored by his former handlers until they are satisfied that he is capable of fending for himself.

      Conservationists are delighted that this programme has been successful after fearing the worst that one of our most treasured species might disappear from our shores.
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      Reply #2630: Jun 16, 2017 10:28:16 pm
      I have no clue who the artist is, but he's an American rapper and wanted to be thrown into the crowd by his security team. They launched him into the security barrier instead :lmao:

      https://twitter.com/KarenCivil/status/875732884686065664

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      Reply #2631: Jun 17, 2017 09:27:31 am
      Throwing a balloon filled with piss at a crowd of strangers is a victimless crime.
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      Reply #2632: Jun 19, 2017 01:57:29 pm
      Terrible news!!!
      Bill Oddie has been shot and killed by poachers. We still don't have the full story but it seems that Oddie had left his burrow at first light and then  headed to the nearby waterhole.
      Unfortunately , poachers were waiting ( obviously tipped off to his secret location )  and shot him dead. His handlers arrived a few hours later to find his carcass at the waters edge.
      It is thought  Oddies  Pelt and Tusks are already on there way to the Far Eastern market  , where they are thought to be a cure for baldness and erectile dysfunction .
      This news is especially hard for Conservationists to take , coming only months after Susan Boyle was clubbed to death by Fur Trappers.!!
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2634: Jul 19, 2017 06:25:15 pm
      If you play an Ed Sheeran song backwards you'll hear a message from Satan.

      Worse still, if you play it forwards you'll hear Ed Sheeran.
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      Reply #2636: Jul 24, 2017 02:16:38 pm
      Just posting this for no other reason than it made me laugh when I spotted it on twitter.

      https://twitter.com/WSCsupporters/status/889111367239835648


      WTF!!
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