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      LFCexiled
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2600: May 19, 2016 11:24:27 pm
      The vajankle.

      This world, I swear it never fails to amaze me.
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      Reply #2602: Jun 19, 2016 12:40:33 am
      https://youtu.be/iab9YKocUcw?t=5
      in celebration of Tim Peakes return
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2603: Jun 22, 2016 04:06:14 pm
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      Re: LFC Video and Audio Thread 2016-17
      Reply #2604: Jul 07, 2016 11:20:47 am
      Not current but a vid that made me laugh..

      https://youtu.be/4JO4O8Sq0Xw

      From 30 secs.

      I need to know how to embed a vid  ???

      Edit..nice work whoever set up the site.
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2605: Jul 21, 2016 07:50:34 pm
      I got sent a link to an online story about a woman and her boyfriend discussing the weather :D...

      ‘30 degrees out of 360? So all that hotness is left to get us’: Girl is left utterly baffled as she tries to understand how temperatures work

      - Jenny Davies, 22, struggles to understand how temperatures work
      - She tells boyfriend Brad Holmes there is a '360 degree circle of hotness'
      - Claims 30C heat is not that warm - as there is 330 degrees left 'to get us'
      - Brad, 24, hysterically laughs behind the camera as she fails to understand


      This amusing clip shows the girlfriend of a serial prankster try to explain the ways of weather to her partner - but gets it hilariously wrong.

      In the latest of Brad Holmes' popular videos, he can be heard asking his partner Jenny Davies why she is insisting the temperature has not been that hot as they bask in the recent sunshine.

      The brunette admits it is warm - but claims the weather is not that scorching on the 'degrees circle'.


      After Brad questions her explanation, she drags a cigarette bowl in front of her and tells him to pretend it is the '360 degree circle of hotness'

      A bemused Brad questions what she means, to get the reply: 'The 360 degrees circle.'

      She then continues to trace a circle on the garden table in front of her, exclaiming that 30C is only a small part of 360 degrees - which she seems to believe is the measurement of temperature.

      When Brad, 24, struggles to understand, a frustrated Jenny pulls an ash tray in front of her to demonstrate, saying: 'This is the 360 degree circle, Brad'.

      When questioned 'Of what?', she replies: 'Of hotness'.

      Despite the prankster's laughter, the 22-year-old is adamant to get her point across.

      But even basic mathematics seem too much for Jenny as she struggles to minus 30 from 360 in a bid to show Brad how much heat is left 'to get us'.


      The 22-year-old starts to get frustrated with Brad's mocking laughter - but does not give up on her explanation

      After showing Brad that 30 degrees is only a fraction of 360, she exclaims: 'Could you imagine what it's going to be like if it ever gets to 360 degrees?

      'Because I stink right now and I dread to think what I'd smell like right there.'

      Brad, from Southampton, replies: 'Let me get this straight - you think 360 degrees is a hotness?'

      When she agrees, he can be heard hysterically laughing behind the camera while Jenny looks on straight-faced, saying: 'You don't understand what I'm saying, do you?'


      The prankster's laughter can be heard throughout the video in which he constantly asks his frustrated partner: 'What are you on about?'

      The video has racked up more than 8.8 million views since it was posted on his Facebook page on Tuesday.

      Shortly afterwards, Brad commented: 'F*** me I tried to tell her what Fahrenheit was.'

      Some Facebook users cut in to defend Jenny.

      Lacey Holland said: 'That's actually a really good explanation if her logic was true but unfortunately it isn't.
      'But maybe it be should in a circle instead of a thermometer stick because it does make sense but obviously not up to 360 degrees.'

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700851/30-degrees-360-hotness-left-Girl-left-utterly-baffled-tries-understand-temperatures-work.html

      :lmao:
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2606: Sep 20, 2016 08:46:03 am
      JD? ;D

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      Reply #2612: Oct 20, 2016 02:10:27 pm
      For a TRUE FOOTBALL FANATIC
      Here’s what the commentators really mean when they say…


         WHAT THE SAY                                   WHAT THEY MEAN
         
      He’ll be disappointed with that               That was crap!
      Seasoned player                                   Past it!
      Loyal club player                                    No one else will have him!
      Dangerous in the box                           Scores own goals!
      Goalie’s weak on crosses                       Couldn’t catch a bleedin’ bus!
      Terrier like                                           Tries to shag a leg after he scores!
      A natural leader                                    A bossy girl!
      Good squad player                                He gets a game if they’re desperate!
      Competitive                                          Dirty!
      Very competitive                                  Bloody lethal!
      Good sound player                               Boring!
      Creative                                               Oscar winning Injuries!
      Two footed                                          Crap with either!     
      Good defensive outfit                            It’s like watching paint dry!         
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
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      Reply #2618: Dec 10, 2016 05:07:34 pm
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2620: Jan 17, 2017 02:32:29 pm
      Saudi Arabia has banned the game 'Chess',calling it a dangerous game.

      Reasons given:

      1) Queen does not wear a Burkah.
      2) Queen roams freely wherever she wants.
      3) Queen is more powerful than the King.
      4) Queen goes alone to opponents territory.
      5) & most importantly there is only 1 Queen.

      ;D
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2621: Jan 30, 2017 10:27:23 pm
      The company I work for recently got taken over by an American firm.

      One of the guys I work with was asked by their (unwitting) marketing department to send over a document containing the staff profiles of all the key members of our department for inclusion in a conference presentation.

      Anyways...the head of sales is a strait laced Jewish guy, about 38.

      After everyone has taken their seats, there's an introduction followed by a PowerPoint showing our organisational structure, who's who etc.

      This included photos, I hasten to add.

      Next to the profile for matey boy mentioned above appears none other than:

      https://mobile.twitter.com/noelsmullet

      F*cking gotcha, ye b***ard, yanks oblivious >:D
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      Reply #2622: Feb 06, 2017 02:27:11 pm
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      Reply #2623: Feb 06, 2017 09:48:30 pm
      If you're old enough, you'll remember the original version of Bowie and Jaggers dancing in the street. It was almost a parody of themselves. Well someone removed the music out from the video, and it's hilarious. 😂

      https://youtu.be/BHkhIjG0DKc
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      Reply #2624: May 15, 2017 09:40:44 am

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