Worst Signings in our history, pound for pound who were they?

I would probably go with Robbie Keane, not so much because he was a bad player (he wasn't) or that we lost that much money on him (we have lost more on others) but because if we had made the right signing, signed the right player at that time, I believe we would have won the league that year.

Babb has to be the other worst buy, for similar reasons.

"Has anyone mentioned me yet?"

"Has anyone mentioned me yet?"

Albert Riera? Certainly not! I thought he was a good solid winger during his time with us.

still think mark walters was F***ing gash

still think mark walters was f**king gash

Yeah, first game I went to, I saw him make his debut, against Oldham. He was.

Bruno Cheyrou didn't exactly live up to the hype, but I remember a decent spell he had for us. Two against Newcastle in the FA Cup and a winner at Stamford Bridge! Anyone else remember?!

Yeah, first game I went to, I saw him make his debut, against Oldham. He was.

step over and run like F**k.

It was never going to last.

I also hated Speedie, but that was because he was a tw*t - although 6 goals in 12 games ain't to be sniffed at...

Bruno Cheyrou didn't exactly live up to the hype, but I remember a decent spell he had for us. Two against Newcastle in the FA Cup and a winner at Stamford Bridge! Anyone else remember?!

Every french player we signed was "The next Zidane" 

Every french player we signed was "The next Zidane"  

He also scored against Wolves! He was better than Obertan, so at least our "next Zidane" was better than the scums.

He was better than Obertan

The definition of 'damning with faint praise' !!!

The definition of 'damning with faint praise' !!!

That's true! Actually I apologise to Cheyrou. He wasn't that bad.

IMO

A) Being a c**t
B) Waste of £10m

Somebody think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children!

We have had many a poor player not for the want of trying , some just didnt  make it not good enough . but for pure being a c**t there is only one that spitting snake in the photo above .

Ugh, there's our beloved Liverbird on his chest.

Delete that photo

The definition of 'damning with faint praise' !!!

 

We have had many a poor player not for the want of trying , some just didnt  make it not good enough . but for pure being a c**t there is only one that spitting snake in the photo above .

That's true, horrible, horrible person.

Ugh, there's our beloved Liverbird on his chest.

Delete that photo

It's a shame that certain players were just not right for our great club.

We'd all like to forget that tw*t, but it does us good to remember that some players are just here for a wage, and we should wheedle them out accordingly.

We have had many a poor player not for the want of trying , some just didnt  make it not good enough . but for pure being a c**t there is only one that spitting snake in the photo above .

For definite.

Jimmy Carter.Signed by Kenny at 800.00 grand in '91. Not having a go  at the man that signed him. But as a player Carter was pure sh*te if you can remember back then. 

For me it has to be Keane...who COULD have been awesome for us and would have seen more playing time if he was 3 years younger and had arrives under Kenny's reign...but still a HUGE waste of money.
OR
Diouf....utter tw*t who really showed who misguided our management at the club was at the time to invest in an utter embarrassment as him..

 For me the worse signings for L.F.C. has to be Hicks and Gillett,they did far more damage to the club than any player ever did.

In terms of being let down Fernando Morientes. I know he was only £6 million, but I was expecting big things from him.
Keane was a bet let down too, but we should never have paid £20 million for him in the first place, not after Torres only cost us £21 million! I never expected Keane to be a goal machine, just a second striker.

 Has to be said that Aquilani is making a fairly convincing run on the rails for this. There have been worse IMHO, but not that many.

Has to be said that Aquilani is making a fairly convincing run on the rails for this. There have been worse IMHO, but not that many.

Plenty

Sean Dundee
Istvan Kozma
Julian Dicks
El Hadj Diouf
Paul Stewart
Salif Diao
Bruno Cheyrou
Josemi
Neil Ruddock
Paul Konchesky
Christian Poulsen

All far worse players than Aquilani in terms of talent.

Has to be said that Aquilani is making a fairly convincing run on the rails for this. There have been worse IMHO, but not that many.

In terms of money has to be.

Plenty

Sean Dundee
Istvan Kozma
Julian Dicks
El Hadj Diouf
Paul Stewart
Salif Diao
Bruno Cheyrou
Josemi
Neil Ruddock
Paul Konchesky
Christian Poulsen

All far worse players than Aquilani in terms of talent.

To be fair Diouf was a hell of a talent but a tw*t.

In terms of money has to be.

To be fair Diouf was a hell of a talent but a tw*t.

During the World Cup maybe, never once saw it in a red shirt.