The Worst Insult You Ever Heard Thread

It doesn't matter if it's been aimed at you or someone else, or whether you said it or heard it, online or in real life.

Heard quite a good one today

"He's a face like a boiled sh*te"

It's a scientific fact that sh*t cannot multiply and yet.......... you exist.

In some civilizations the human afterbirth is considered a delicacy, in our civilization......... it's you.

My Dad got nicked for shagging a pig 18 years ago, how old are you? (insultees age is important).

If I'd a bag full of mickies I wouldn't give you one

You've a face like a bag of slapped tw*ts

A tech insult is PEBKAC

Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

"Your so fat, you made the titanic sink"

Some 11 year old said it to me to impress his friend, quite stupid considering i am like 6ft and weigh 11stone

"Yer maa gets down for brown".

You must have been conceived with a weak sperm.

Your mom must have walked in on your dad jerking off and sat on it at the last second

A PM I got asking if I was Mac-Red...... Still sends shivers

A PM I got asking if I was Mac-Red...... Still sends shivers

A PM I got asking if I was Mac-Red...... Still sends shivers

I spit out my toast there... Brilliant.

A quick question to the O.P. - by "worst" do you mean best?

 The worst insult I've ever had was on here, can't remember his name but the little runt called me a Manc    Anyway he's banned now.

May your fanny get invested with 1000 fleas

May your fanny get invested with 1000 fleas

You should of added-After I have had sex with you.

History Today Full


Some of the worst insults ever, but hilarious nonetheless.

Some of the worst insults ever, but hilarious nonetheless.

It's years since I've seen those clips!  Brilliant! 

It's years since I've seen those clips!  Brilliant! 

Some great characters from that sketch show, Jarvis (I wouldn't want to come all over Mother Thersa...or would I?), Mr Strange (Milky-milky), Ivan (Oh NO, it's all gone wrong now), Ray (Oh no, what a personal disaster).

"You look just like your father."

"You look just like your father."

 

"You look just like your father."

Depends who your father is.  Peter Beardsley or any of the Ferdinand or Neville Brothers and you'd rightly be pissed.

May your tits turn square and fester in the corners.

May your tits turn square and fester in the corners.

Ouch....thats horrid 

In my school people call this girl 2D, because they think she is flat chested, bit harsh if you ask me