The "What's Joey Barton done now?" thread

He's never butted anyone in Huyton over the age of 15, he'd get F***ing battered.

He's never butted anyone in Huyton over the age of 15, he'd get F***ing battered.

That was in town.

Even the 15 year olds round here would waste him!

Even the 15 year olds round here would waste him!

 

For all his recent attempts at being intelligent, he's still a F***ing clown!

That was in town.

Even the 15 year olds round here would waste him!

Some of the 15 year old girls are F***ing ruthless around here.

Bradley Johnson tonight at the darts, the same player that got Joey sent off!

Bradley Johnson tonight at the darts, the same player that got Joey sent off!

You can clearly see that Bradley Johnson is a thick c**t though. That A was clearly a H at one point on that card.

You can clearly see that Bradley Johnson is a thick c**t though. That A was clearly a H at one point on that card.

Cracker, well spotted mate - thick c**t indeed hahaha.
But fair play to him he can pick out a fellow thick c**t when needed.

That was in town.

Even the 15 year olds round here would waste him!

In fairness to Barton even a head-butt can't beat a Glock, Uzi or Rocket Propelled Grenade.

In fairness to Barton even a head-butt can't beat a Glock, Uzi or Rocket Propelled Grenade.

You're familiar with the Hazzards of Huyton I see.

I kid you not there is a story in the Metro whatever that is about Barton threatening to quit playing Football Manager, the comp. game because his own character is annoying him so much.

sums the total f__kw_t in one whole flick of the wrist!!!

What's Joey Barton up to
What's Joey Barton up to
Joey Barton
He's got a loose screw

Got Neil Warnock sacked, apparently they were caught bumming.

 

According to talkSPORT Joey Barton has ruled out a move from QPR in January and insists he is happy to fight for his place.


Well they had better get some security on the youth teams cos Barton will knock as many kids out he thinks is called for called for to get his place back.

He Retweeted the Anne Willams petition to his followers and asked Rooney to do the same, much as I am not a fan of his antics he does seem to have a soft spot for the 96.

Blasting Paddy Barclay on twitter right now regarding his comments JFT96.

This is what has caused it:

Patrick Barclay, you utter c**t.

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My favourite Barton tweet recently:

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Not arsed if there Beckham's or not. £9.99 for a pair of gruds for H+M is an outrage, do one Becks...... #cheekygit

Check out Barton's dodgy French Scouse accent 

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/joey-barton-talks-in-a-comedy-english-french-accent-after-his-marseille-ligue-1-debut/

Hahaha F***ing hell, crackers that lad.

Check out Barton's dodgy French Scouse accent 

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/joey-barton-talks-in-a-comedy-english-french-accent-after-his-marseille-ligue-1-debut/

Steve Mclarens b***ard child.

Check out Barton's dodgy French Scouse accent 

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/joey-barton-talks-in-a-comedy-english-french-accent-after-his-marseille-ligue-1-debut/

WTF is that about? 

Jim White (Parody) ‏@JimSkySports
The Bold Jimbo reacts to Joey Barton's fake French accent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBgKudlYhJE#