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      Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager

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      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Jan 29, 2012 07:49:48 pm
      I 100% agree with this article.


      James Corrigan: Writing is on the wall for 'Arry's England ambitions
      His refusal to live in the 21st century will come back to bite 'Arry on the 'arris

      The Football Association should have heard enough. No need for 12 of their good councillors and true to retire to a room. Harry Redknapp should never be England manager.

      The decision should have nothing to do with any verdict in any courtroom, but instead on his admission of incompetence in all things technical and literal. You simply cannot have a national manager who has told police he "can't spell", that he "writes like a two-year-old", that he "has never written a letter", "can't work a computer", "doesn't know what an email is", "has never sent a fax or text message", who says "I don't write", who "can't even fill in a teamsheet", and who, finally, is "completely and utterly disorganised".

      "Why not?" goes the cry. Redknapp knows how to manage a football team and that should be all that matters on the CV. The evidence of his career certainly suggests a man who has overcome his inadequacies to reign supreme over organisations which employ hundreds of people. Yeah, 'Arry can't understand why it's pronounced "Modrich" and not "Modrick", but more than anyone he understands why the Croatian is central to Tottenham's title ambitions. And that's all that counts, at the end of the day.

      Indeed, these "at the end of the dayers", these "six-pointers", these "must-win gamers", will likely label Redknapp's ignorance as an asset, not a failing. He does his work with a few cones and a whistle, not a BlackBerry and a laptop.

      It's the old way, the right way, a way alien to Fabio Capello and Sven Goran Eriksson, those supposed footballing intellects. In short, it's the England way. Good old 'Arry. He's never sent an email. ;D. ;), PMSL... What a geezer!

      Of course, there is the sane approach to this startling admission. There is the approach which involves one peering past the honeymoon period and into the troubled times which hit each and every England manager, regardless how qualified or successful. There will be days when his refusal to live in the 21st century will come back to bite 'Arry on the 'arris. Remember when they stuck a turnip on Graham Taylor's head? Well, dust off that dunce's cap, spruce up Dumbo's ears, there's a new laughingstock in town.

      The ridicule would be as brutal as it would be cruel to all those with learning difficulties. Managing England is not like managing Tottenham. Redknapp would have a backroom staff at Wembley, but nothing on the scale of his army of faxers, emailers, texters, teamsheet fillers-in and organisers at White Hart Lane. It is a job where the devices of a man are all important, where scouting reports come in from all over the world, where duties include representing the FA at big occasions. In many respects it is, and has to be, ambassadorial.

      One hesitates to evoke the name Mike Bassett, because tactically Redknapp is as far from that mythical numbskull as is possible. But there would something similar in the two scenarios, that "back of the fag packet"mentality. Redknapp would be crucified if and when it all started to turn the shape of a pear, and all those "can'ts" would be read out like a charge sheet. Redknapp doesn't need it, England doesn't need it.

      But it does need someone, and someone very soon. This recruitment process has turned into a nightmare for the FA. Damned if they don't appoint Redknapp, damned stupid if they do. Yet where else do they turn? To Roy Hodgson? That is so ridiculous it is barely worth debating. Hodgson has returned to his level at West Bromwich Albion and good luck to them both. He would be even more of a backward step than Redknapp. Alan Pardew is an ego waiting to explode, Sam Allardyce likewise, while Chris Hughton is at the head of a particularly unimpressive young guard. So England will have to go overseas, but not too far overseas.

      There is a young man at Swansea City, who is none of those things that Redknapp says he is. He can write in English, Spanish and Italian, the computer is a vital part of his profession, he is completely and utterly organised. Brendan Rodgers is the new breed of manager, a football man whose intellect would not be out of place in any executive. There should be advances, if not for him then for someone of his ilk. This is the time for the FA to look forwards, not backwards.

      But they won't. Redknapp is the favourite and we all know the only reason why he would drop out of the race. Yet his words to that policeman will haunt him forever. In football, his defence is in danger of turning into his prosecution.


      http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/james-corrigan-writing-is-on-the-wall-for-arrys-england-ambitions-6296230.html#disqus_thread


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      Reply #1: Jan 29, 2012 07:56:38 pm
      The cruel paradox on that article on the independent website was seeing a bulletin featuring Andre Villas Boas. In Villas Boas you have, in my opinion, the most modern, forward thinking manager. People like Villas Boas is the way forward, not some 70s gaffer style retro nonsense. "But Tottenham are doing alright" I hear you say! Sure thing and credit must be served to Redknapp but he is succeeding in an environment where it is allowed to succeed where the teachings of supreme technical/intelligent play to footballers is non existant. That is why players like Aaron Lennon succeeds, but as we've seen on the world stage he is just another player who can run fast. Would Redknapp do quite so well in Spain? Would he hell. He would get torn to pieces and shoved back into his time machine back to the 1970s. Employing Redknapp as England manager would mean a real step backwards.

      As Liverpool fans we experienced such backwardness at it's most destructive with Roy Hodgson.
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      Reply #2: Jan 29, 2012 08:06:44 pm
      As Liverpool fans we experienced such backwardness at it's most destructive with Roy Hodgson.


      Aww but Harry & Woy will put them arms around the players massage their ego's and tell them just how good they are or so we are told. ;D
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #3: Jan 30, 2012 07:29:17 am
       The very fact that he has admitted he is illiterate and cannot even write out a team sheet is enough on its own to stop him getting the England managers job.When he comes to Anfield next week we should get a load of posters in the KOP with words like cat,dog and under the signs the words this is a spelling lesson for Harry.Now the match will be televised live so the whole world will see it,
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #4: Jan 30, 2012 09:29:57 am
      Arry Boy.....hes the man aint he innit...???? Wot a geezer - yeah good ol arry son....

      Totally over-rated and I agree with what Frankley said above - massive backward step for England when and not if he is appointed.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #5: Jan 30, 2012 05:26:22 pm
      Brendan Rodgers is a great call for England manager in my book. Far superior a candidate to Redknapp or Hodgson. For all I care the FA can appoint Hodgson and the English football team can become even more of a joke than it is!
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      Reply #6: Jan 30, 2012 05:48:33 pm
      In addition to what I already said about Villas Boas, I do feel he is unlucky in that he is a forward thinking football manager managing a team that can't keep up with his radically modern style. Although he's doing his best by bringing in flair players like Mata.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #7: Jan 30, 2012 06:23:35 pm
      In addition to what I already said about Villas Boas, I do feel he is unlucky in that he is a forward thinking football manager managing a team that can't keep up with his radically modern style. Although he's doing his best by bringing in flair players like Mata.

      I'm not even that impressed by AVB!!

      The press and most of the boneheads in this country want an English manager after Fabio, it will happen and it will be Dirty 'Arry.

      Still not arsed!
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #8: Jan 30, 2012 11:24:15 pm
      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #9: Feb 01, 2012 08:55:26 pm
      I'm not even that impressed by AVB!!

      The press and most of the boneheads in this country want an English manager after Fabio, it will happen and it will be Dirty 'Arry.

      Still not arsed!

      I think Villas Boas has the potential to be a great manager. Doesn't quite have the tools to do it though ie Chelsea Football Club.

      Back to 'Arry - get this for a headline. "My mind was on David Beckham"

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-16835865


      F**k sake Harry - we've all heard some classic excuses but that one is right up there!
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #10: Feb 02, 2012 09:11:45 am
      If found guilty, what is the punishment?  Is it the same as Lester's?
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      Reply #11: Feb 02, 2012 09:23:35 am
      If found guilty, what is the punishment?  Is it the same as Lester's?

      Amongst all the corruption and blatant secret handshake agreements to delay John Terrrys case there's stll one guarantee in life.

      Screw the taxman and he'll bend you over and ram it up ya 10 times harder.

      So in answer to your question, I'm guessing yes.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #12: Feb 03, 2012 06:12:59 pm
      screw the greedy f**ker is it any wonder ticket prices are so high when this is going on.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #13: Feb 03, 2012 06:17:04 pm
      Some bad press involving yer cockanee Landan clubs right now.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #14: Feb 08, 2012 11:50:53 am
      HOW ON EARTH WERE THEY FOUND NOT GUILTY???!!! CORRUPT
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #15: Feb 08, 2012 11:52:06 am
      Cleared on both counts....
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      Reply #16: Feb 08, 2012 01:41:13 pm
      Right, let me get this right; Redknapp didn't pay tax on money he salted away in an a Monaco account for what he admitted (at one point) was his cut from the Peter Crouch transfer and he's... er... found not guilty of not paying tax? Brilliant. 

      You've got to love the 'Justice' system. :lmao:
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      Reply #17: Feb 08, 2012 01:45:20 pm
      Does everyone here know all the facts, then, to dismiss this verdict as corrupt?

      No? Ok, thought not.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #18: Feb 08, 2012 02:07:20 pm
      Does everyone here know all the facts, then, to dismiss this verdict as corrupt?

      No? Ok, thought not.

      Only one person has said the verdict is corrupt.

      I prefer to highlight a 'justice' system which has previously and undeniably sent innocent people down and let the guilty walk... on more than one occasion.

      Do 'we' really believe that, (contrary to what Harry initially said), these weren't his cut from transfers but were gifts from a friend? No? Ok, thought not... but, then again, we aren't on a jury listening to high paid barristers weave their magic.

      Terry will 'walk' too in my opinion.
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      Reply #19: Feb 08, 2012 02:25:13 pm
      HOW ON EARTH WERE THEY FOUND NOT GUILTY???!!! CORRUPT

      My bad - apologies
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      Reply #20: Feb 08, 2012 02:36:13 pm
      Nice subs bench for arrie....sorry jury bench.

      Left bemused at the verdict though.
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      Reply #21: Feb 08, 2012 03:24:02 pm
      If Harry was actually called  Lord Nasty Bollocks and Milan Sir Henry lowscrotum they would have been invited in to the Tax office to discuss how to sort this out over  a sherry.Now we have a tax payers bill of £10mil and thousands of wasted hours by the Police. This involved a dawn raid with the Sun photographers in attendance.It stinks as much as it could do.Yes they are guilty of tax evasion but the authorities are far more guilty of wasting tax payers money.
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      Reply #22: Feb 08, 2012 06:31:01 pm
      So there we have it! The perfect way to win a tax corruption case is to defend yourself by using the lines 'I can't read or write' 'I was concerning myself with David Beckham' and 'stop looking at me police officer. I know you're doing that deliberately!'.

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      Reply #23: Feb 08, 2012 06:57:03 pm
       He should of been tried at the Liverpool Crown Court with 12 good and true Kopites as the jurors,I do not think he would of walked free in that scenario. :laugh:
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      Reply #24: Feb 08, 2012 07:00:56 pm
      The amazing thing is we're berating Harry with little to no evidence, yet moan at other fans when they berate Suarez under the same circumstances.

      Double standards, or am I missing something?
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      Reply #25: Feb 08, 2012 07:10:09 pm
      The amazing thing is we're berating Harry with little to no evidence, yet moan at other fans when they berate Suarez under the same circumstances.

      Double standards, or am I missing something?
      Do you honestly believe that he does not have the ability to write a team sheet out,how the hell did he ever become a manager.I bet he is able to ubderstand every word in his contract especially the part were it states how much he is paid.
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      Reply #26: Feb 08, 2012 07:18:45 pm
      Do you honestly believe that he does not have the ability to write a team sheet out,how the hell did he ever become a manager.I bet he is able to ubderstand every word in his contract especially the part were it states how much he is paid.

      Do you have proof otherwise? Do you have proof that would hold up in Court, because apparently nobody else does, including HMRC.

      It seems to to me that we're always after something to moan about, yet when people moan about us, we draw the line.
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      Reply #27: Feb 08, 2012 07:35:09 pm
      So we have at least discovered the Redknapp family are thick as pigshit!
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      Reply #28: Feb 08, 2012 07:41:52 pm
      Apparently black and white can be foggy and a certain John Terry will draw some comfort from this charade.
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      Reply #29: Feb 08, 2012 08:05:55 pm
      Is it beyond the realms of possibility that with the England mangers job being vacated a not guilty is a hurdle less for 'Arry.
      The dyslexia is probably negotiable but taking a guilty on cheating and lying to HM government as people have alleged, would be a bridge too far.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #30: Feb 08, 2012 09:36:35 pm
      Arrie cant read or write but F***ing has no problems in counting money.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #31: Feb 08, 2012 10:08:10 pm
      Arry for England works for me. Not only is he a half-decent candidate for the job, not to mention the only English candidate it could also destabilise a Spurs team who are quite comfortably keeping us out of the top 4 at the moment. It's win win for me.

      As for his England credentials. His teams have also played great football in the right manner and that's where my focus would be.

      As for the posters slating Aaron Lennon earlier in this thread I think it's also worth pointing out he's a million times better than anyone we've got to do the job out wide.
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      Reply #32: Feb 08, 2012 10:14:16 pm
      If not Arry then name any other decent English manager,

      Woy - No
      Pardew- Not for me
      Pearce- Not yet
      Allardyce - No - he'd probably play Heskey

      Any others?
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      Reply #33: Feb 09, 2012 09:43:58 pm
      If not Arry then name any other decent English manager,

      Woy - No
      Pardew- Not for me
      Pearce- Not yet
      Allardyce - No - he'd probably play Heskey

      Any others?

      F**k having an English manager, give it to Rafa just to see the reaction of the English sporting press.

      And he'd win the Euro's no probs.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #34: Feb 10, 2012 10:59:55 am
      I just wish I had friends like 'arry does. People putting large amounts of money into offshore accounts, giving him a horse as a present. All because they love him.  :f_tongueincheek:
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #35: Feb 10, 2012 11:05:28 am
      I'd give it to Harry....about time the media gave him some sh*t.
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      Re: Why Harry Redknapp Should Never Be England Manager
      Reply #36: Feb 11, 2012 05:05:10 pm
      I'd give it to Harry....about time the media gave him some sh*t.

      Yes, good idea.  For me, I agree with the article.  He's doing ok at present but England is a different ball game, as decent club managers Keegan, Taylor and McClaren found out.
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      Reply #37: Sep 07, 2012 05:07:31 pm
      Former manager Harry Redknapp has taken up an advisory role at the Goldsands Stadium.

      Redknapp, who led the Cherries to their highest ever finish in 1989, will not have an official title but will offer his advice and expertise to all aspects of the club.

      The former Portsmouth, West Ham and Tottenham boss will also travel with the Cherries squad to Huish Park tomorrow as they take on second placed Yeovil.

      Chairman Eddie Mitchell was delighted with the news and believes the 65-year-old will prove to be an invaluable asset for the club.

      “I met Harry for a chat this morning and he offered to come in on a voluntary basis,” Mitchell told afcb.co.uk.

      “He still has a passion for the club and for football, and he’s got too much to offer for us to let him slip through our fingers.

      “It’s been in my mind for quite some time to get him involved, and the timing seems to be perfect for us to tap into his knowledge.”

      Both Groves and Brooks were part of Redknapp’s backroom team during his second spell in charge at Fratton Park, which included winning the FA Cup in 2008, and Mitchell hopes they can enjoy success at the Goldsands Stadium.

      “Paul and Shaun will still have the final say on all football matters, there’s no doubt about that. They’re very astute people and they’re not above listening to anyone, and I’m sure they can learn from him,” he said.

      “They have both worked with him before and I think there’s only person who would be able to get on that coach tomorrow without Paul and Shaun rejecting the idea, and that one person is Harry.”

      http://www.afcb.co.uk/news/article/2012-09-07-redknapp-returns-in-advisory-role-358470.aspx

      Harry is back in football...

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