Can't be atrsed going on about the match, we know what happened. But what a F***ing day, from leaving at 5am in F***ing darkness to turning up at Warwick services to see the place overran with reds and blues was brilliant. Got to Wembley at around 8.30am and immediately started tucking into a few cans as we walked down to Wembley Way.
Spent most of the morning outside the ground getting bevvied and the sight of those balls flying about were F***ing brilliant, reminded me of proper trips to Wembley in the 80s, the mounted wpc that got twatted with the ball was especially F***ing funny, watching the horse bolt all over the place, she didn't look happy though!!
Met up with a few Evertonians, round their end too, had a good laugh when getting all the usual sh*te about being from Norway, told them we parked the Long Boat just round the corner from the ground and just as one is giving us a full sermon on our support being full of wools, cue two Everton-supporting wools come up asking for spares!! Pure piss yourself laughing irony moment.
Had to break up an Evertonian and red squaring up to each other after they scored, to be fair to the blue he didn't do too much to incite it and then two reds trying to kick F**k out of each other in the toilets at half-time.
Gladly the celebrations coming out of the ground were F***ing brilliant, especially as we bounced down them stairwells, the usual standards being belted out as well as a couple of pisstakes "Ten more years" "Davie Moyes is a football genius" "Everton wives run for your lives" and the very funny "You should have stayed for the National"
Oh well bring on Wembley again!
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