Q: What is the difference between Everton FC and Foot And Mouth?
A: Foot And Mouth made it to Europe!!!!!!!And a pictureAnd some more jokes
EVERTON SOUVENIR SHOP
EVERTON TABLE CLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion, but tend to slip down the table after a short while £10.00
EVERTON VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20years.
This 10-minute video includes many re runs and is a must for all the fans. £ 9.99
EVERTON BANNERS -Complete with interchangeable slogans e.g.
LEE OUT, ROYLE OUT, SMITH OUT, LET ME OUT etc £15.00
EVERTON BRA -One for the ladies in team colours, comes with little support and no cups. £5.00
Roy Evans and Mike Walker are being interviewed on Scouse FM.
Interviewer: “So, Mike, what are your ambitions for Everton this season?”
Mike: “Well, basically to stay in the Premier League.”
Interviewer: “And you, Roy?”
Roy: “To win the FA Cup, the Coca Cola Cup, the Premiership and get into Europe next season.”
Interviewer: “Don't you think you're being a bit unrealistic there, Roy?”
Roy: “Well, but Mike started it.”
What's the difference between Everton an the compass? - The compass has more points.