The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

He is a fraud of a manager though.

Frank De Boer once turned down the chance to manage us opting to stay at Ajax but according to his agent he wants to go to Everton How the gobs***e has fallen!

Is his contract coming to an end? If so, renegotiations are in the offering, i.e. MONEY.

Boss Tha!

I think tonight's result seals Martinez fate. Next in Brendan or Rafa ?

I think tonight's result seals Martinez fate. Next in Brendan or Rafa ?

I think Rafa stays at Newcastle. Be somewhat funny if they got Brendan, another manager that does nothing but talk sh*t in every interview.

I think Rafa stays at Newcastle. Be somewhat funny if they got Brendan, another manager that does nothing but talk sh*t in every interview.

Dunno mate, think a lot depends on Ashley and what he promises him. Give Rafa a project and free reign with whatever funds there are available and he may stay. Do what he has done with the other managers he has had and I think Rafa will look elsewhere.

 

I think tonight's result seals Martinez fate. Next in Brendan or Rafa ?

Pellegrini has been mooted and I think he'd take the job given his past experiences with the likes of Villarreal. Strange because if we had been run by sensible people back in June 2010, Pellegrini could well have been our man and on the great side of Stanley Park! Weren't there rumours that Kenny had met him at an airport and everything. I was well behind the idea of him coming in as were a few others. He was the only man fit to replace Benitez was Pellegrini but we somehow got lodged with Hodgson thanks to the horrible Purslime.

Pellegrini has been mooted and I think he'd take the job given his past experiences with the likes of Villarreal. Strange because if we had been run by sensible people back in June 2010, Pellegrini could well have been our man and on the great side of Stanley Park! Weren't there rumours that Kenny had met him at an airport and everything. I was well behind the idea of him coming in as were a few others. He was the only man fit to replace Benitez was Pellegrini but we somehow got lodged with Hodgson thanks to the horrible Purslime.

When Rafa left there was only one manager I wanted....Kenny. I never had a seconds doubt who I wanted.

Ironic really that when Kenny left our first choice was Martinez (supposedly) with Van Gaal as our Director of football I think things worked out pretty well for us in the end to finish up with Klopp.

Funny how things just work out sometimes.   

Christ, they're bad. Remember when the media tried to have you believe that they've got a better/more talented squad than us?

Pellegrini has been mooted and I think he'd take the job given his past experiences with the likes of Villarreal. Strange because if we had been run by sensible people back in June 2010, Pellegrini could well have been our man and on the great side of Stanley Park! Weren't there rumours that Kenny had met him at an airport and everything. I was well behind the idea of him coming in as were a few others. He was the only man fit to replace Benitez was Pellegrini but we somehow got lodged with Hodgson thanks to the horrible Purslime.

I think he'd be a decent appointment. He's been fairly average at City, but overall he's got a good record as a manager. Did an underrated job with Madrid and his work with Villarreal was excellent.

I think tonight's result seals Martinez fate. Next in Brendan or Rafa ?

think it will be Rafa, Everton have not made it a secret they want him.

De Boer has resigned as Ajax coach.

Introduced at goodison on Sunday?

Or Auld Toilet.

They'll explode if that happens, I don't know anything about the Dutch league but on the radio they were comparing it to a good Scottish league.

True?

Would not know, don't/can't follow any European football.

It will not matter who Everton get as manager,they will still be sh*te.

I can't post a pic at the moment but I've just seen a picture of their new shirt, inside the back of the collar it's got their map coordinates and some strange girder thing that the paper said is in homage to their ground.

 

You mean this...

think it will be Rafa, Everton have not made it a secret they want him.

no it will not.

What about Maureen if this new owners can spend £300mil Maureens your man

Martinez Sacked - usual Sky Sources bullshit!!

Martinez Sacked - usual Sky Sources bullshit!!

BBC reporting it now mate.

Bobby got the bullet...

He's still a football genius!!



Remember how we dodged the bullet 

Martinez HAS gone .

BBC     


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36098344

There's some saddo outside Finch Farm constantly walking about and staring at the camera

Vinny O'Connor putting Everton's sh*t performances down to a lack of luck and missed penalties. Is he kidding?!

He made sure he was gone  last night after the match when he said they'd played very good and we're just unlucky. If ever a comment said pay me, that was it.

That's his line every week. He talks so much bollocks. I remember him being on MNF earlier in the season with Carra and Carra was trying to have an in depth technical discussion with him about tactics and how he sets his teams up etc. and he kept coming out with the same thing every time. He had nothing to offer, it was painful to watch. He's a fraud.

Moyes is available isn't he?