The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

I didn't like Koeman when he was at Southampton for some of the same things he's doing at Everton. He's a whiny arse little bi*ch that blames everybody else but himself and his players for their shocking performances. He then makes out that the other team was wrongfully trying to get his players sent off despite them being dirty bas**rds and committing break legging challenges on the pitch.

I suspect he's being coached by Maureen.

That's more like it:



Yard dog on his arse.

We could do with a Souness or Tommy  Smith to sort the b***ard out.

I get the distinct impression that Jürgen Klopp is the toughest cookie in our 'team'.

On the field we definitely don't have the likes of an Agger or Gerrard who would be happy to lay one on them.  Having said that we didn't need to be nasty to beat them this weekend but there will be games when we will need to.

So Everton legend "The Chosen One" with his large haul of trophies is a sexist pr**k?

I'm shocked that a member of the LMA cabal who plays route one caveman tactics and despises everything foreign could be a mysoginistic c**t.

So Everton legend "The Chosen One" with his large haul of trophies is a sexist pr**k?

I'm shocked that a member of the LMA cabal who plays route one caveman tactics and despises everything foreign could be a mysoginistic c**t.

I have no idea what you are on about. All I know is it contains a lot of swearing for no reason.

I have no idea what you are on about. All I know is it contains a lot of swearing for no reason.

Well what a shocker you have no idea what's been posted!

I have no idea what you are on about. All I know is it contains a lot of swearing for no reason.

Have a look at the sports news.

So Everton legend "The Chosen One" with his large haul of trophies is a sexist pr**k?

I'm shocked that a member of the LMA cabal who plays route one caveman tactics and despises everything foreign could be a mysoginistic c**t.

Probably trying out his prize chat-up line. And ends up coming off sounding like a creep.

I have no idea what you are on about. All I know is it contains a lot of swearing for no reason.

Arse full of f**king bastarding bubblecunts!

Now that's swearing for no reason.

Arse full of f**king bastarding bubblecunts!

Now that's swearing for no reason.

that's what moyes what thinking after realizing he was still being recorded.

https://twitter.com/footbalifights/status/851372217648783360

Karma's a bi*ch!

Karma's a bi*ch!

No doubt we will get the blame

No doubt we will get the blame

 

Been watching that on slow mo shouldn't laugh really.

Dopey blue b***ard though! Quite funny

Been watching that on slow mo shouldn't laugh really.

Dopey blue b***ard though! Quite funny

Should review it on mnf, anyone else find everton's description off the attack as unprovoked as ironic

Should review it on mnf, anyone else find everton's description off the attack as unprovoked as ironic

Not sure about the unprovoked bit.
If someone was waving his hand in my face like that when I was younger, I'd have been tempted to put one on him as well.
His body language looked pretty aggressive to me.

I wonder if he said "Do you know who I am?" 

https://twitter.com/footbalifights/status/851372217648783360

I wonder what he said to provoke that reaction? Fair play to the fella for punching him though, assuming this is real.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke!

That smack has been long overdue

Rumour the lad got filled in by Barkley's mates outside.

sh*t house dig that, though.

Rumour the lad got filled in by Barkley's mates outside.

Sh*t house dig that, though.

The only surprise is that barkley has got any mates

Rumour the lad got filled in by Barkley's mates outside.

sh*t house dig that, though.

The bizzies are looking at it but nobody is pressing charges so it looks as though there was payback.

My mate reckons he has a mate who knows the lad who dod it and the word on the street is Barclay had been shagging his mrs