The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

My mate reckons he has a mate who knows the lad who dod it and the word on the street is Barclay had been shagging his mrs

It was this guy who done him:

https://youtu.be/q2mvcGeJHSE

My mate reckons he has a mate who knows the lad who dod it and the word on the street is Barclay had been shagging his mrs

Even if that is the case though, what an absolute sh*t house. Didn't even front him up. But then if Barkley had his pals all fill him in for him then that is also sh*t house behaviour so who knows!

Either way, somebody is a sh*t house!!

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-ban-sn-club-premises-12897540

The fact that that absolute scum still had the job after all those years is outrageous. I never wish ill upon anyone but mackenzie can go burn in hell. 

They should have already banned them prior to this. A bit too late IMO.

They should have, as should every other football club in the country. That sh*t rag should have gone bankrupt a long time ago. Such insult to journalism 

They should have already banned them prior to this. A bit too late IMO.

We only banned them a few months ago if I recall. I'd assumed it had happened years ago but apparently not.

We only banned them a few months ago if I recall. I'd assumed it had happened years ago but apparently not.

Bitters 0 - 2 Chavs

edit: 0 - 3

Haha spanked 3-0 👌

Brutal today, saw some of the 2nd half, they did absolutely nothing.
Chelsea didn't really get out of 3rd gear, but still won comfortably, tho did need a super Pedro strike to get them on their way.

Can these useless cu*ts just be relegated already.

sh*t club.

Can these useless cu*ts just be relegated already.

sh*t club.

It'll be Liverpool's fault.

Lukaku really does bottle it against any team above Everton doesn't he.

Bloody hell hope he is ok.

https://twitter.com/LivEchonews/status/859658785987678208

If he's been sectioned which is what it sounds like, he has some serious issues. Thankfully his illness will be addressed and hopefully treated. Get well soon Aaron.

Just goes to show Money doesn't guarantee happiness, all the best to Lennon, hope he has a speedy recovery.

On a side note, surely the Everton doctors/staff should have picked up on his mental health issues and the done more to help him before it took a foothold and come down to this?

Reading Koemans comments they were obviously aware he had some problems.

Bloody hell hope he is ok.

https://twitter.com/LivEchonews/status/859658785987678208

The obvious joke being now we know why he had signed for Everton!!

Maybe he's been suffering for a while, remember that picture of him when he signed for them where he looked totally pissed off?

It was funny at the time but you never know.

First thing that came to my mind as well.

Chang gone from the shirts!!

When does this season's DVD "Road to Glory" come out?  I've heard if you play it in reverse something magical happens.

When does this season's DVD "Road to Glory" come out?  I've heard if you play it in reverse something magical happens.

Yep - Everton end the season with 0 points.

https://twitter.com/Anything_LFC/status/865887833172652037

Well, atleast they tried to derail us.

Small club turns up at Arsenal. They hope to ruin our day. We win 3-0. They concede 3 goals against 10 men.