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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4260: Dec 19, 2017 12:31:21 pm

      I'll get your coat ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4261: Dec 19, 2017 12:34:35 pm

      Coat? In December?

      You questioning my northerness?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4262: Dec 23, 2017 04:18:01 pm
      Zero shots on target today against Chelsea... the people's club my arse
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4263: Dec 23, 2017 05:07:08 pm
      Parking the bus at home, sums them up.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4264: Dec 29, 2017 08:08:55 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4265: Dec 29, 2017 09:27:55 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4266: Dec 29, 2017 09:28:21 am
      Zero shots on target today against Chelsea... the people's club my arse

      It is. The ugly people.
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      Reply #4268: Jan 04, 2018 10:39:29 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4269: Jan 04, 2018 11:21:02 pm

      Don't know if this should be in this thread or the laugh at Chelsea one :laugh:

      Christ, from winning the league with Costa and Matic to Morata, Drinkwater and Barkley :laugh:
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      Reply #4270: Jan 05, 2018 03:11:13 pm
      https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7obb2m/i_like_your_hair/?st=JC222474&sh=9a283cc2

      A friendly reminder from the visit of our noisy neighbours tonight.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4271: Jan 05, 2018 04:20:24 pm
      What the actual.

      F**k?
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      Reply #4272: Jan 06, 2018 12:19:58 am
      https://twitter.com/LFCTransferGuru/status/949412942428233739

      Learned a lot of things about Mason Holgate tonight. Seems he's a a filthy, short tempered homophobic bigot who can also speak fluent Portugese.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4273: Jan 06, 2018 01:13:22 am
      So will the FA take action against that little sh*t who can apparently understand Portugese without having a GCSE to his name?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4274: Jan 06, 2018 07:20:36 am
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      Reply #4275: Jan 07, 2018 04:21:12 am
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      Reply #4276: Jan 08, 2018 10:05:06 pm
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      Reply #4277: Jan 09, 2018 07:06:01 pm
      Have I actually got this right, I’ve just read that at the Everton AGM they said that Liverpool City Council will fund 2/3 rds of the cost of their new stadium. That is surely not right, Joe Anderson really is taking the p**s with this. Get this man out of office!
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      Reply #4278: Jan 09, 2018 07:10:55 pm
      They’re actually laughing because they think Kopites will be funding their super duper stadium! This needs looking at, surely there needs to be a public enquiry at least. All jokes aside, this is so wrong on so many levels. Moshiri is the one who’ll line his pickets at the City’s expense!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4279: Jan 09, 2018 07:22:14 pm
      If the taxpayer is funding most of the new stadium,  does that mean taxpayers can use the ground on non match days ? Perfect place to walk the dog
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      Reply #4280: Jan 09, 2018 08:05:27 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4282: Jan 10, 2018 10:20:04 am
      Have I actually got this right, I’ve just read that at the Everton AGM they said that Liverpool City Council will fund 2/3 rds of the cost of their new stadium. That is surely not right, Joe Anderson really is taking the p**s with this. Get this man out of office!

      Fairly sure that Liverpool City Council will act as guarantors for 2/3rds of the loan (about £330M?!?) - not actually loan the money themselves.  And for this service the council will receive £4M a year.

      Now lets remember that Everton's training ground, bought by the council and 'rented' back to them (on what I believe are very cheap terms).

      Big question is - why would their super billionaire not be able to a) pay for the stadium or b) act as guarantor?

      I think Everton paying £500M for a stadium, when there is little or no demand for increased capacity or executive areas, is going to be a massive error and I don't want the people of Liverpool to have to bail this billionaire out when it all goes tits up.

      There's a reason Liverpool invested £150M in a new stand and all its corporate stuff and why they haven't invested £40M or £50M to add capacity to the Anny Road for us mere plebs.

      Public money should not be used to support a private enterprise in this way.  By all means use public money for better transport links, tram networks whatever but this looks well and truly dodgy.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4283: Jan 10, 2018 01:40:06 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4284: Jan 13, 2018 02:31:18 pm
      Have I actually got this right, I’ve just read that at the Everton AGM they said that Liverpool City Council will fund 2/3 rds of the cost of their new stadium. That is surely not right, Joe Anderson really is taking the p**s with this. Get this man out of office!

      Roughly close to the deal the council wanted to sort out for the sh*te when they originally after the Kings Dock. Only at that point the blueshite couldn't even afford their third.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4285: Jan 13, 2018 08:00:30 pm
      Q; what is everton's favourite TV show

      A: pointless
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4286: Jan 13, 2018 09:38:33 pm
      Q; what is everton's favourite TV show

      A: pointless

      Ha ha ha...love it  xxxxx:action-smiley-065:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4287: Jan 16, 2018 05:52:16 pm
      Theo Walcott, £20mill. Let that sink in.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4288: Jan 16, 2018 05:57:39 pm
      Theo Walcott, £20mill. Let that sink in.
       

      To be fair to them,his first shot on goal will be good value at the moment.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4289: Jan 16, 2018 06:00:38 pm
      Aaron Lennon and Theo Walcott on the wings.

      Past their prime.

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