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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4320: Mar 04, 2018 06:19:22 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4321: Mar 05, 2018 12:03:45 am
      The one on a right is probably photoshopped after winning a pie eating contest.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4322: Mar 05, 2018 02:05:21 am
      The one on a right is probably photoshopped after winning a pie eating contest.

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4324: Mar 17, 2018 11:01:16 pm
      This is f***in’ top class bollocks this like......

      https://twitter.com/harryforster98/status/975113282389446658?s=21
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4325: Apr 08, 2018 11:52:16 am
      https://twitter.com/elscouse/status/982274253243502592?s=21

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4326: Apr 12, 2018 09:54:52 pm
      « Last Edit: Apr 13, 2018 07:44:13 pm by RedPuppy »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4328: Apr 15, 2018 06:58:40 pm
      What exactly IS their most iconic chant?


      The "And if you know your history" one
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      Reply #4329: Apr 16, 2018 06:29:04 am
      What exactly IS their most iconic chant?

      Boooooooooo!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4330: Apr 17, 2018 08:35:56 pm
      Survey sent out to bluenoses asking them to rate Big Sam's performance so far.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4331: Apr 18, 2018 03:32:28 am
      Survey sent out to bluenoses asking them to rate Big Sam's performance so far.



      Oh how things have changed from them saying they would finish above us back in the summer.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4332: Apr 18, 2018 05:08:20 am
      I hear the wastewater plant that the stadium is being built next to is getting an upgrade.

      Now my understanding is (and locals please correct me) is that this new cutting edge system will drain right on the pitch and in essence allow Everton FC the ability to replicate not only the ambiance that was at Goodison but also it will allow the players and supporters to harness Everton history and pride.

      Supposedly this is them testing the system not far from the proposed site.




      « Last Edit: Apr 18, 2018 05:18:35 am by AZPatriot »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4333: Apr 18, 2018 09:33:36 am
      Oh how things have changed from them saying they would finish above us back in the summer.

      Wonder if the hairy palmed Neanderthal keys is still loving their summer business.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4334: Apr 18, 2018 09:48:57 am
      I hear the wastewater plant that the stadium is being built next to is getting an upgrade.

      Now my understanding is (and locals please correct me) is that this new cutting edge system will drain right on the pitch and in essence allow Everton FC the ability to replicate not only the ambiance that was at Goodison but also it will allow the players and supporters to harness Everton history and pride.

      Supposedly this is them testing the system not far from the proposed site.




      That does seem to be an improvement on the untreated sh*t that finds it's way onto the Everton ground at present.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4335: Apr 18, 2018 09:33:37 pm
      Oh how things have changed from them saying they would finish above us back in the summer.

      Oh go on then!



      And who could forget Leon Osman?

      https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-backed-finish-above-liverpool-13402862

      'The divide isn’t that big with regard to the league....Over the course of the season there isn't much in it it'
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4336: Apr 18, 2018 11:23:35 pm
      Oh go on then!



      And who could forget Leon Osman?

      https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-backed-finish-above-liverpool-13402862

      'The divide isn’t that big with regard to the league....Over the course of the season there isn't much in it it'

      Ha!
      Only 30 points and 60GD between us, could go down to the wire.

      Loved how they thought they could genuinely better us whilst letting Lukaku go and replacing him with Shrek. Klassen was the next zidane to them and he doesn’t even make the bench.

      Even tried dragging one of our players through the dirt with pathetic racism claims. Shows the level they are at.
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      Reply #4337: Apr 18, 2018 11:44:37 pm
      Ha!
      Only 30 points and 60GD between us, could go down to the wire.

      Loved how they thought they could genuinely better us whilst letting Lukaku go and replacing him with Shrek. Klassen was the next zidane to them and he doesn’t even make the bench.

      Even tried dragging one of our players through the dirt with pathetic racism claims. Shows the level they are at.

      Might need to get the camera ready for a 'photo finish' at this rate.

      Oh and there was the small matter of Sigurdsson being bought for £45m while all we could muster was, in their eyes, a £35m 'Chelsea reject'.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4338: Apr 19, 2018 11:51:37 am
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      Reply #4339: Apr 19, 2018 12:05:25 pm
      Might need to get the camera ready for a 'photo finish' at this rate.

      Oh and there was the small matter of Sigurdsson being bought for £45m while all we could muster was, in their eyes, a £35m 'Chelsea reject'.

      Lol more like a sketch artist, he'd have plenty of time. Reverse the fees and Mo is still vfm.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4340: Apr 19, 2018 08:28:51 pm
      ****WARNING**** If you get a WhatsApp message with "Win 2 tickets to watch Everton" don't open it as you win 2 tickets to watch Everton.
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      Reply #4341: Apr 19, 2018 09:48:44 pm
       :lmao:
      ****WARNING**** If you get a WhatsApp message with "Win 2 tickets to watch Everton" don't open it as you win 2 tickets to watch Everton.

       :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4342: Apr 20, 2018 06:44:14 pm
      Allardyce to Arsenal? How much are Everton willing to pay Arsenal to make it happen?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4343: Apr 23, 2018 09:15:31 am
      Allardyce to Arsenal? How much are Everton willing to pay Arsenal to make it happen?
      Knowing that shower,a packet of jelly tots and a packet of ready salted..
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4344: Apr 27, 2018 02:18:56 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4345: Apr 29, 2018 09:19:40 pm
      The soft bas**rds have started a petition to get Chippy Tits removed

      https://www.change.org/p/everton-football-club-everton-football-club-remove-sam-allardyce-as-manager
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4347: May 01, 2018 08:16:26 pm
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      Reply #4348: May 01, 2018 10:59:12 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4349: May 02, 2018 03:43:46 am

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      Have to say, not surprised that he doesn’t know who that shower are.

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