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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4425: Aug 05, 2018 03:09:08 am
      Irdning 0 - 22 Everton
      Bury 1-1 Everton
      Everton 0-0 Lille
      Porto 1-0 Everton
      Blackburn 3-0 Everton
      Rennes 4-1 Everton
      Everton 2-3 Valencia
      At least they came out with a positive goal difference. Makes a change.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4426: Aug 05, 2018 04:08:41 pm
      Forgot to add, the draw against Lille, they lost on Pens.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4427: Aug 10, 2018 11:14:53 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4428: Aug 19, 2018 11:44:10 am
      The sh*te jizzing themselves over their new banner.

      https://twitter.com/GwladysSt1938/status/1030885629574475776
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4429: Aug 19, 2018 04:38:33 pm

      Watched the highlights last night on motd nearly laughed when I seen that banner. Tbf to Silva though he does seem to have them playing better stuff than they were under Chippy Tits.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4430: Aug 20, 2018 10:37:46 am
      Watched the highlights last night on motd nearly laughed when I seen that banner. Tbf to Silva though he does seem to have them playing better stuff than they were under Chippy Tits.

      I agree, they actually look half decent so far.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4431: Sep 16, 2018 12:58:37 pm
      Moyes saying on Sky that Everton were a centre forward away from challenging for the league under him  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4432: Sep 16, 2018 03:38:08 pm
      I am still struggling with the sponsor "Angry Birds" there are plenty of them in Liverpool most of them Everton supporters.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4433: Sep 16, 2018 04:44:03 pm
      Too soon to laugh?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4435: Sep 16, 2018 05:42:42 pm
      Moyes saying on Sky that Everton were a centre forward away from challenging for the league under him  :lmao:

      Hahaha that's a cracker!!

      F***ing hell how did Niasse not score then?

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      Reply #4436: Sep 16, 2018 05:47:54 pm
      Christ, if they continue this kind of form then Big Sam will be back in charge by Christmas!

      edit: No word of a joke, one of the threads most recently commented on Grand Sh*te Team in light of this match is the 'Sam Allardyce Appreciation Thread'. Sadly, the wonders that lie behind that thread title will remain just that as you can't access it without login details!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4437: Sep 16, 2018 05:51:21 pm
      Christ, if they continue this kind of form then Big Sam will be back in charge by Christmas!

      edit: No word of a joke, one of the threads most recently commented on Grand Sh*te Team in light of this match is the 'Sam Allardyce Appreciation Thread'. Sadly, the wonders that lie behind that thread title will remain just that as you can't access it without login details!

      But they are without Richarlson and Mina. When they come back the title challenge is back on!
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      Reply #4438: Sep 16, 2018 05:52:23 pm
      But they are without Richarlson and Mina. When they come back the title challenge is back on!

      But what about Pickford...actually scratch that. Believes he's better than he really is. The English Mignolet whose best ability is picking the ball out of the net.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4439: Sep 16, 2018 05:53:26 pm
      Looks like the Angry Birds are getting stuffed by W.Ham 3-1 should have been more.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4440: Sep 23, 2018 05:59:11 pm
      The Birds are even Angrier now just got twatted 2-0 by Arsenal the second goal was a mile offside which kind of makes it even funnier
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4441: Sep 25, 2018 12:57:10 pm
      If Everton weren't real, we'd have to invent them!! This from one of their deluded lot on WSAG forum is a pearler.

      Quote from: Some Divvy Bluenose
      We keep moaning about getting ####ed over by everyone. It’s only gonna keep happening. The players, manager and club are not doing anything about it.

      Now this is defo kopitey but how about the next televised home game no one goes? Empty stadium, club could get behind it and refund everyone. Still go to county road/wherever and drink but just stay in the pubs and watch it on the telly.

      It would impact massively on sky, through showing a match in an empty stadium, which is about the only way to get something in football to change.

      Will never happen but would be ace if we actually did it.

      Oh and our players wouldn’t notice any difference as there’s bugger all atmosphere most the time anyway.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4442: Sep 26, 2018 08:35:56 am
      If Everton weren't real, we'd have to invent them!! This from one of their deluded lot on WSAG forum is a pearler.



      You stay up late HR...always posting in the early hours!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4443: Sep 26, 2018 12:34:30 pm
      You stay up late HR...always posting in the early hours!

      Just a light sleeper, so 5 or 6 hours do me.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4444: Oct 02, 2018 10:38:36 pm
      Ah bless,  richarlison's penalty is currently heading for mars
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4445: Oct 21, 2018 05:23:46 pm
      what a game at Goodison Everton V Palace it just well sh*te to be honest. The Angry Birds are just getting angrier all the time
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4446: Oct 21, 2018 06:52:02 pm
      Everton are doing well.. almost 2 points per game. I think they have good enough form to do okay in Europa League if they can get in it. Above United right now.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4447: Oct 21, 2018 07:34:19 pm
      what a game at Goodison Everton V Palace it just well sh*te to be honest. The Angry Birds are just getting angrier all the time

      It was so awful my ‘Blue’ OH fell asleep! Actually felt sorry for Roy and Palace, they certainly didn’t deserve that! It will be interesting to see how they do next against Utd.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4448: Oct 22, 2018 08:43:14 am
      It was so awful my ‘Blue’ OH fell asleep! Actually felt sorry for Roy and Palace, they certainly didn’t deserve that! It will be interesting to see how they do next against Utd.

      That will be interesting sh*te v sh*te and deservedly so.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4449: Nov 08, 2018 08:18:24 pm
      https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/46145499. Hmmm wondered why their youth set up was good.

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