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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      heimdall
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4560: Feb 05, 2019 12:41:49 pm
      in the same way as I had a funny feeling Newcastle might get something out of their game with Citeh I kind of think Everton might get something out of this match, they are no where near as bad as they have been playing and really need a win.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4561: Feb 05, 2019 12:51:44 pm
      Like the great man said...

      "If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains."


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4562: Feb 05, 2019 03:29:06 pm
      They went from suddenly getting money and thinking they had the given right to challenge for a place in europe and get ahead of us to hoping they get beat just so we aren’t top of the league, with a game in hand.

      They really are one pathetic, Bitter and an embarrassing set of supporters. Would never wish for my own team to lose. Just shows they have a losers mentality.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4563: Feb 05, 2019 03:40:57 pm
      Like the great man said...

      "If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains."




      After turning on the sprinkler.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4564: Feb 05, 2019 03:43:50 pm
      Small club.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4565: Feb 05, 2019 04:54:09 pm

      it looks like Rafa was right.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4566: Feb 05, 2019 10:45:18 pm
      Can we find a market for how many Own Goals a Team would concede?

      Wouldn't mind having a Bet.

      Bitter Cu*ts!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4567: Feb 05, 2019 10:53:54 pm
      Can we find a market for how many Own Goals a Team would concede?

      Wouldn't mind having a Bet.

      Bitter Cu*ts!

      3 favourite at moment.  :f_whistle:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4568: Feb 05, 2019 10:58:54 pm
      Can we find a market for how many Own Goals a Team would concede?

      Wouldn't mind having a Bet.

      Bitter Cu*ts!

      I think it's like, 2/7 for City to win, might as well put your life savings on it and get some free cash, it's a guarantee 100000000000000000000000 00000% win for City.

      A Huge opportunity for everyone to make back the money spent on Christmas.... and some more to go on a holiday or buy a new car!!!!
      « Last Edit: Feb 05, 2019 11:10:03 pm by PurpleMonkey »
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      Reply #4569: Feb 05, 2019 11:12:14 pm

      I think it's like, 2/7 for City to win, might as well put your life savings on it and get some free cash, it's a guarantee 100000000000000000000000 00000% win for City.

      City could play their C Team and they's still beat those Bitter Cu*ts.

      Wonder if the Bitter fans will even bother turning up for the game?
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      Reply #4570: Feb 06, 2019 03:37:03 am
      City could play their C Team and they's still beat those Bitter Cu*ts.

      Wonder if the Bitter fans will even bother turning up for the game?

      Of course they will they're a joke of a club, pretty sure some of them will celebrate each of the goals City will score.
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      Reply #4571: Feb 06, 2019 04:11:40 am
      Of course they will they're a joke of a club, pretty sure some of them will celebrate each of the goals City will score.

      You are right mate, bet you they sing that f**king Stevie G song as well. Both sets of Supporters are a bunch of Cu*ts!
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      Reply #4572: Feb 06, 2019 07:10:46 am
      I expect every Liverpool supporter to be cheering the toffee nosed bas**rds from Goodison Park every time they score a goal against City. :scarf: I can't see any of our lads getting a sore throat from excessive cheering though.
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      Reply #4573: Feb 06, 2019 08:21:49 am
      I remember in 95 pre match Blackburn hoping theyd beat us to win the league ahead  of utd. Soon as kick off came that was out the window

      The sh*te will be behind the sh*te tonight
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4574: Feb 06, 2019 10:16:31 am
      Of course they will they're a joke of a club, pretty sure some of them will celebrate each of the goals City will score.

      They’ve been practicing “Bluemoon”, and are planning on being City supporters for the night! Sometimes you get the fans you deserve. Our destiny is in our own hands, we just need to believe! Stuff’em!
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      Reply #4575: Feb 06, 2019 10:19:15 am
      They’ve been practicing “Bluemoon”, and are planning on being City supporters for the night! Sometimes you get the fans you deserve. Our destiny is in our own hands, we just need to believe! Stuff’em!

      I think the team will play for their manager and themselves and f**k their bitter fans, I honestly think Everton can get a result tonight, especially if they attack with conviction.
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      Reply #4576: Feb 06, 2019 11:20:47 am
      I think the team will play for their manager and themselves and f**k their bitter fans, I honestly think Everton can get a result tonight, especially if they attack with conviction.

      Not a chance, they are going to get a pasting. Can see City running away with a 3/4 goal comfortable win. This will be easier than they had it against Arsenal, and Arsenal were a pathetic embarrassment.
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      Reply #4577: Feb 06, 2019 12:01:15 pm
      Well they have a chance to prove that they are not a small time club & have some degree of respect, the whole world is watching tonight & anything short of a genuine effort will reinforce the view that when Everton play, they play like a small club & best just draw your curtains & get some kip..

      I’ve got myself worked up of a upset ( Everton win) or draw..
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      Reply #4578: Feb 06, 2019 01:40:29 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4579: Feb 06, 2019 02:47:40 pm
      Remember when Everton beat City 4-0 2 years ago. Well that was probably the last time they will beat them for the next 40 years.

      Read earlier that City haven’t done the double over the Bitters for about 4/5 years. That’s going to change today.

      F**k sake. Of all the teams they are playing now, it has to be one of the most shocking teams going. I’d rather they were playing Newcastle again, or even Bournemouth!!
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      Reply #4580: Feb 06, 2019 02:53:42 pm
      Not a chance, they are going to get a pasting. Can see City running away with a 3/4 goal comfortable win. This will be easier than they had it against Arsenal, and Arsenal were a pathetic embarrassment.

      I'm just not convinced it will be as easy for Citeh as all on here think. Arsenal are absolutely dreadful in defence and against Citeh were fairly crap in attack as well. I know Everton are going through a bad patch but they are capable of defending well, like they did against us, and also attacking through Richarlison and that short arsed French player they have, so if all the stars align and they want to win, which surely they must, then it can happen. If not then f**k it they temporarily go top, big woop, they then have a Chelsea team with an instantly clicking Higuaín and Hazard to contend with at the weekend which will not be easy.
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      Reply #4581: Feb 06, 2019 02:57:49 pm
      I'm just not convinced it will be as easy for Citeh as all on here think. Arsenal are absolutely dreadful in defence and against Citeh were fairly crap in attack as well. I know Everton are going through a bad patch but they are capable of defending well, like they did against us, and also attacking through Richarlison and that short arsed French player they have, so if all the stars align and they want to win, which surely they must, then it can happen. If not then f**k it they temporarily go top, big woop, they then have a Chelsea team with an instantly clicking Higuaín and Hazard to contend with at the weekend which will not be easy.

      I’d be amazed if it’s anything less than 5-0.
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      Reply #4582: Feb 06, 2019 02:58:08 pm
      Some right old sad supporters Everton have..

      https://twitter.com/tommunns1/status/1092880726737997824?s=21
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      Reply #4583: Feb 06, 2019 03:21:22 pm
      As Rafa said and has been proved right they are a small club as we will find out tonight when they just stand aside and let City pass 4 or 5 passed them
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      Reply #4584: Feb 06, 2019 04:20:54 pm
      Everton fans today -



      Meanwhile us  -

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      Reply #4585: Feb 06, 2019 04:45:05 pm
      There will be Everton fans waiting down the valley to throw things at the Everton coach as it arrives while Silva is shitting himself hoping he doesnt get sacked if they win.
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      Reply #4586: Feb 06, 2019 04:48:31 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4587: Feb 06, 2019 05:13:40 pm
      I'm just not convinced it will be as easy for Citeh as all on here think. Arsenal are absolutely dreadful in defence and against Citeh were fairly crap in attack as well. I know Everton are going through a bad patch but they are capable of defending well, like they did against us, and also attacking through Richarlison and that short arsed French player they have, so if all the stars align and they want to win, which surely they must, then it can happen. If not then f**k it they temporarily go top, big woop, they then have a Chelsea team with an instantly clicking Higuaín and Hazard to contend with at the weekend which will not be easy.

      Let’s hope you are right. Maybe the fact they could potentially drop down to 12th if they lose and the teams below them win will act as an incentive for them.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4588: Feb 06, 2019 05:19:52 pm
      Thought I saw a flying pig earlier, the omens are good...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4589: Feb 06, 2019 05:44:36 pm
      Even Silva said they are the best team playing the best football he then said I have a fiver on 5-0 for City.

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