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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      waltonl4
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4550: Feb 02, 2019 07:51:13 pm
      Timing coming up for sacking Silva just before the Derby
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4551: Feb 02, 2019 08:18:42 pm
      Timing coming up for sacking Silva just before the Derby

      That’s what I was f**king thinking - damn
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4552: Feb 03, 2019 05:35:05 am
      Their season is going so f**king badly that they’ll probably do us a favour and beat City.

      That will really wind the bitters up :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4553: Feb 03, 2019 07:17:13 am
      The black cat has been signed on a 5 year contract.The Everton management were so impressed with the way it strolled around the pitch.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4554: Feb 03, 2019 02:03:04 pm
      The black cat has been signed on a 5 year contract.The Everton management were so impressed with the way it strolled around the pitch.

      There in some disarray for sure. That's what happens when you sign a manager on a wing and a prayer, on a rumour. Typical Everton, they've cornered the market on signing flavour of the month managers.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4555: Feb 03, 2019 06:24:07 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4556: Feb 05, 2019 12:05:07 am
      In before the hammering. F**k you for losing on purpose, cu*ts!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4557: Feb 05, 2019 12:42:11 am
      In before the hammering. F**k you for losing on purpose, cu*ts!

       :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4558: Feb 05, 2019 12:35:37 pm
      Its not a case of if City win but to how quickly everton will just roll over and play dead I can see a big big defeat for the blueshite tomorrow
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4559: Feb 05, 2019 12:41:49 pm
      in the same way as I had a funny feeling Newcastle might get something out of their game with Citeh I kind of think Everton might get something out of this match, they are no where near as bad as they have been playing and really need a win.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4560: Feb 05, 2019 12:51:44 pm
      Like the great man said...

      "If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains."


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4561: Feb 05, 2019 03:29:06 pm
      They went from suddenly getting money and thinking they had the given right to challenge for a place in europe and get ahead of us to hoping they get beat just so we aren’t top of the league, with a game in hand.

      They really are one pathetic, Bitter and an embarrassing set of supporters. Would never wish for my own team to lose. Just shows they have a losers mentality.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4562: Feb 05, 2019 03:40:57 pm
      Like the great man said...

      "If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains."




      After turning on the sprinkler.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4563: Feb 05, 2019 03:43:50 pm
      Small club.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4564: Feb 05, 2019 04:54:09 pm

      it looks like Rafa was right.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4565: Feb 05, 2019 10:45:18 pm
      Can we find a market for how many Own Goals a Team would concede?

      Wouldn't mind having a Bet.

      Bitter Cu*ts!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4566: Feb 05, 2019 10:53:54 pm
      Can we find a market for how many Own Goals a Team would concede?

      Wouldn't mind having a Bet.

      Bitter Cu*ts!

      3 favourite at moment.  :f_whistle:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4567: Feb 05, 2019 10:58:54 pm
      Can we find a market for how many Own Goals a Team would concede?

      Wouldn't mind having a Bet.

      Bitter Cu*ts!

      I think it's like, 2/7 for City to win, might as well put your life savings on it and get some free cash, it's a guarantee 100000000000000000000000 00000% win for City.

      A Huge opportunity for everyone to make back the money spent on Christmas.... and some more to go on a holiday or buy a new car!!!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4568: Feb 05, 2019 11:12:14 pm

      I think it's like, 2/7 for City to win, might as well put your life savings on it and get some free cash, it's a guarantee 100000000000000000000000 00000% win for City.

      City could play their C Team and they's still beat those Bitter Cu*ts.

      Wonder if the Bitter fans will even bother turning up for the game?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4569: Feb 06, 2019 03:37:03 am
      City could play their C Team and they's still beat those Bitter Cu*ts.

      Wonder if the Bitter fans will even bother turning up for the game?

      Of course they will they're a joke of a club, pretty sure some of them will celebrate each of the goals City will score.
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      Reply #4570: Feb 06, 2019 04:11:40 am
      Of course they will they're a joke of a club, pretty sure some of them will celebrate each of the goals City will score.

      You are right mate, bet you they sing that f**king Stevie G song as well. Both sets of Supporters are a bunch of Cu*ts!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4571: Feb 06, 2019 07:10:46 am
      I expect every Liverpool supporter to be cheering the toffee nosed bas**rds from Goodison Park every time they score a goal against City. :scarf: I can't see any of our lads getting a sore throat from excessive cheering though.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4572: Feb 06, 2019 08:21:49 am
      I remember in 95 pre match Blackburn hoping theyd beat us to win the league ahead  of utd. Soon as kick off came that was out the window

      The sh*te will be behind the sh*te tonight
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4573: Feb 06, 2019 10:16:31 am
      Of course they will they're a joke of a club, pretty sure some of them will celebrate each of the goals City will score.

      They’ve been practicing “Bluemoon”, and are planning on being City supporters for the night! Sometimes you get the fans you deserve. Our destiny is in our own hands, we just need to believe! Stuff’em!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4574: Feb 06, 2019 10:19:15 am
      They’ve been practicing “Bluemoon”, and are planning on being City supporters for the night! Sometimes you get the fans you deserve. Our destiny is in our own hands, we just need to believe! Stuff’em!

      I think the team will play for their manager and themselves and f**k their bitter fans, I honestly think Everton can get a result tonight, especially if they attack with conviction.

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