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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4675: Jul 16, 2019 06:05:58 pm
      Sportpesa trophy? Did the dumbshits just make up a trophy and then still fail to win it? :lmao:

      Yep and got beat by Black Panther and the Wakanda Allstars!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4676: Jul 19, 2019 01:45:26 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4677: Jul 19, 2019 10:23:39 am

      ‘Ultimately, the goal is to win something. I’ve not come here just to be here - I’ve come here with ambitions to win things."’
      You’ve gone to the wrong club if you think the sh*te can match your ambitions Fabian,he’ll be lucky to win the clubs Christmas raffle,if he does manage to win something this coming season I hope it’s a a trip to the championship.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4678: Jul 21, 2019 10:18:58 am
      With all the signings and noise coming from over there I can almost hear Richard Keys dusting off his mobile for another ludicrous statement  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4679: Jul 21, 2019 12:20:45 pm
      They have become nothing more than an irritation that we have to itch twice a year.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4680: Jul 22, 2019 08:50:51 pm
      With all the signings and noise coming from over there I can almost hear Richard Keys dusting off his mobile for another ludicrous statement  :lmao:

      Sh*t, has he escaped from London Zoo again.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4681: Jul 25, 2019 10:29:54 pm

      I phoned Radio City today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
      The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
      "That's Fantastic!" I called out in delight.
      "Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."
      "Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught maths to A level students for the last 20 years"
      "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to an Everton game and to meet the players after the game, what is 2+2 ?"
      "7", I replied.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4682: Jul 25, 2019 11:07:54 pm
      I phoned Radio City today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
      The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
      "That's Fantastic!" I called out in delight.
      "Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."
      "Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught maths to A level students for the last 20 years"
      "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to an Everton game and to meet the players after the game, what is 2+2 ?"
      "7", I replied.

      😂

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4683: Jul 26, 2019 10:44:54 am
      they are complaining that the ground will be smaller than ours despite the fact their avg gate is only about 35000 now where are thee 20,000 blue noses coming from.  You have to love them but "if you know your history" they will be as usual doomed to failure
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4684: Jul 26, 2019 10:53:11 am

      And Radio City said 7s close enough and you won.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4685: Jul 26, 2019 02:34:45 pm
      Read that they believe their new ground will be as intimidating as Goodison. Erm, the only team it intimidates is themselves.
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      Reply #4686: Jul 26, 2019 03:12:25 pm
      Went to a quiz in the local pub last night.
      One of the questions was;
      In the history of the Premier league which team has lost the most games and conceded the most goals?
      Three guess what the answer was!! 😂
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4687: Jul 27, 2019 01:17:47 pm
      Hoping Sevilla kick the sh*t out of Everton today. Currently beating the blueshite 1-0 in a 60 minute friendly.
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      Reply #4688: Jul 27, 2019 04:24:49 pm
      Hoping Sevilla kick the sh*t out of Everton today. Currently beating the blueshite 1-0 in a 60 minute friendly.

      Don't be like that beating them could be the only thing they have to cling on to all season...….nah f**k that I hope they take a stuffing
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      Reply #4689: Jul 28, 2019 11:06:44 pm
      Read that they believe their new ground will be as intimidating as Goodison. Erm, the only team it intimidates is themselves.

      That's f**king Gold!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4690: Aug 08, 2019 10:06:22 pm
      A year ago it was Richarlison for £50mill but now they’ve really excelled themselves.

      They’ve signed Alex Iwobi for £40mill...Iwobi...£40mill

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4691: Aug 09, 2019 11:06:45 am
      A year ago it was Richarlison for £50mill but now they’ve really excelled themselves.

      They’ve signed Alex Iwobi for £40mill...Iwobi...£40mill



      All that effort to finish 8th at best.😎
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      Reply #4692: Aug 15, 2019 09:19:08 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4693: Aug 15, 2019 09:43:02 am

      Rhian brewster has never played for our first team but has more European medals than the blueshite have got
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4694: Aug 15, 2019 03:17:14 pm
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      Reply #4695: Aug 17, 2019 11:08:17 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4696: Aug 17, 2019 07:37:01 pm
      Everton providing flags for their fans, and they say it’s Kopite behaviour. The day our Club feel the need to do this, is the day a little bit of my love for this Club dies! Thankfully I do not believe we would ever feel the need to do this! Sad, sad Club!
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      Reply #4697: Aug 17, 2019 08:16:42 pm
      Everton providing flags for their fans, and they say it’s Kopite behaviour. The day our Club feel the need to do this, is the day a little bit of my love for this Club dies! Thankfully I do not believe we would ever feel the need to do this! Sad, sad Club!

      Whether it’s Kopite behaviour or not, they seem to be missing the point that by even thinking that and the club doing it shows they are still desperate to be us and we are living in their heads.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4698: Aug 18, 2019 12:28:54 pm
      Sad muppets think they're Chelsea, plus the Woddison Roar... and the fire, surprised they never paraded the FA Cup, the one they won in 1995.

      https://twitter.com/Iancroll1/status/1162760535538130944?s=20
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4699: Aug 18, 2019 02:50:32 pm
      Even some of their own were embarrassed by it. Dad picked up a couple of blues taking them to Goodison and said they were talking about it. "Proper plastic behaviour" is how one of them described.

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