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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      HUYTON RED
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5050: Jul 13, 2020 04:16:04 pm
      Pickford  :lmao:

      He’s like a 1-0 head start to the opposition.

      He gets worse each time I've seen him.

      Pope is head & shoulders a far better keeper than T-Rex arms.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5051: Jul 14, 2020 07:38:24 pm
      High Horse FC gone all quiet again after it's been revealed it's one of their shitbag fans that racially abused Bolasie online.
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      Reply #5052: Jul 15, 2020 07:43:46 am
      High Horse FC gone all quiet again after it's been revealed it's one of their shitbag fans that racially abused Bolasie online.

      Will be conveniently forgotten next time a kopite is caught dropping a ciggy butt on the floor!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5053: Jul 20, 2020 12:38:41 pm
      Didn't notice much outrage from The blues regarding the mass gatherings of Leeds supporters over the weekend. Are Yorkshiremen immune to Covid?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5054: Jul 22, 2020 03:10:49 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5055: Jul 23, 2020 01:26:23 am
      Have fun hiding under your rocks for the next 12 months and longer  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #5056: Jul 23, 2020 01:41:55 am
      Have fun hiding under your rocks for the next 12 months and longer  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      At least they should be used to it by now.
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      Reply #5057: Jul 23, 2020 01:49:57 am
      At least they should be used to it by now.

      hahhahaah The rocks will be even bigger now!
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      Reply #5058: Jul 23, 2020 10:24:33 pm
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      Reply #5059: Jul 23, 2020 10:33:16 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5060: Jul 26, 2020 06:40:47 pm
      The BS end the season on 49 points.
      We had that many by 22nd December!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5061: Jul 27, 2020 08:00:55 pm
      It's a terrible time being a Blue
      When the Reds win the league
      50 points above you
      Oh Everton....We're all laughing at you
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5062: Jul 28, 2020 02:40:33 am




       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5063: Aug 19, 2020 06:41:34 pm

      They really do think they’re something else, they truly think that we are jealous of them, because they may get a shiny new stadium on the banks of the, ahem, royal blue Mersey! I for one couldn’t give 2 shiny sh***s about their new stadium, if it happens, good, we get rid of them as neighbours, if it doesn’t their heads will be the ones coming off! We are in a place they can only dream about, and we are most definitely a part of their worst nightmares!
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      Reply #5064: Aug 20, 2020 03:45:31 am
      They really do think they’re something else, they truly think that we are jealous of them, because they may get a shiny new stadium on the banks of the, ahem, royal blue Mersey! I for one couldn’t give 2 shiny sh***s about their new stadium, if it happens, good, we get rid of them as neighbours, if it doesn’t their heads will be the ones coming off! We are in a place they can only dream about, and we are most definitely a part of their worst nightmares!

      There's an imaginary ground, it's on the Docks.. .

      But the trophy room is full of cuckoo clocks

      OH EVERTON, WE'RE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5065: Aug 22, 2020 12:30:46 pm
      Blueshite fuming about everything as per f**king usual!

      https://mobile.twitter.com/charles_stevo/status/1296486747178700800
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5066: Aug 22, 2020 12:36:18 pm

      Since when is it an advantage to play your main opponents away first?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5067: Aug 23, 2020 12:02:52 am
      Since when is it an advantage to play your main opponents away first?


      I genuinely think Everton would be better playing their home games behind closed doors. Most toxic, spiteful crowd in the country without a doubt. It would be a weight off the players shoulders to be able to play without that lot sneering down their necks
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5068: Aug 25, 2020 11:42:52 pm
      Messi to Everton apparently. Usmanov is pulling the strings

      "I couldn't turn down the sleeping giant" he said to radiocity96. 7
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5069: Aug 25, 2020 11:47:38 pm
      Messi to Everton apparently. Usmanov is pulling the strings

      "I couldn't turn down the sleeping giant" he said to radiocity96. 7

      Looks like they're getting James Rodriguez on loan from Madrid, the fact he has been living of his reputation for years won't bother them.
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      Reply #5070: Aug 26, 2020 12:17:23 am
      Looks like they're getting James Rodriguez on loan from Madrid, the fact he has been living of his reputation for years won't bother them.

      Apparently if they beat villa on Friday they go top

      This was what they were saying this time last year, like
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5071: Aug 31, 2020 03:19:29 pm
      Well that's it, they're going to take back Anfield, the liver bird and the f**king city, we're fu**ed! 😂

      https://youtu.be/56RIBSdFelc
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      Reply #5072: Aug 31, 2020 04:23:29 pm
      Well that's it, they're going to take back Anfield, the liver bird and the f**king city, we're fu**ed! 😂

      https://youtu.be/56RIBSdFelc

      F***ing hell. Focus groups & debates on how they can take back the city & rebrand themselves. Pretty simple really - stop being absolutely sh*te & try winning a f**king trophy 😂

      They chose to name themselves after a small, irrelevant district in the city, they chose their badge to be a picture of a shitty old lockup where they used to throw drunken criminals and they chose not to pay the rent and move to Goodison Park. They've made their shitty little bed so now they can lie in it
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5073: Aug 31, 2020 04:53:52 pm
      F***ing hell. Focus groups & debates on how they can take back the city & rebrand themselves. Pretty simple really - stop being absolutely sh*te & try winning a f**king trophy 😂

      They chose to name themselves after a small, irrelevant district in the city, they chose their badge to be a picture of a shitty old lockup where they used to throw drunken criminals and they chose not to pay the rent and move to Goodison Park. They've made their shitty little bed so now they can lie in it

      Mad isn't it? I only watched the first few minutes and it was making me cringe that much I had to turn it off. They're f**king mad with the sh*t they come out with, zero f**king shame.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5074: Aug 31, 2020 05:11:12 pm
      Mad isn't it? I only watched the first few minutes and it was making me cringe that much I had to turn it off. They're f**king mad with the sh*t they come out with, zero f**king shame.

      Think they're the same pair of beuts who came out with the "We've won the transfer window" shout after they signed nearly £200M worth of sh*te the other year

      Even most blues I know cringe at them, think their target audience is mainly 40/50 year old deluded Evertonians stuck in the 80s who think they're still a big club

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