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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5075: Aug 31, 2020 04:53:52 pm
      F***ing hell. Focus groups & debates on how they can take back the city & rebrand themselves. Pretty simple really - stop being absolutely sh*te & try winning a f**king trophy 😂

      They chose to name themselves after a small, irrelevant district in the city, they chose their badge to be a picture of a shitty old lockup where they used to throw drunken criminals and they chose not to pay the rent and move to Goodison Park. They've made their shitty little bed so now they can lie in it

      Mad isn't it? I only watched the first few minutes and it was making me cringe that much I had to turn it off. They're f**king mad with the sh*t they come out with, zero f**king shame.
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      Reply #5076: Aug 31, 2020 05:11:12 pm
      Mad isn't it? I only watched the first few minutes and it was making me cringe that much I had to turn it off. They're f**king mad with the sh*t they come out with, zero f**king shame.

      Think they're the same pair of beuts who came out with the "We've won the transfer window" shout after they signed nearly £200M worth of sh*te the other year

      Even most blues I know cringe at them, think their target audience is mainly 40/50 year old deluded Evertonians stuck in the 80s who think they're still a big club
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5077: Aug 31, 2020 06:09:21 pm
      Think they're the same pair of beuts who came out with the "We've won the transfer window" shout after they signed nearly £200M worth of sh*te the other year

      Near £150mill spent on Richarlison, Sigurdsson and Iwobi.

      Not taking into account Keane, Klassen, Pickford and that lot.

      They make it too easy for us to laugh at them.
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      Reply #5078: Sep 01, 2020 06:08:09 pm
      Well that's it, they're going to take back Anfield, the liver bird and the f**king city, we're fu**ed! 😂

      https://youtu.be/56RIBSdFelc

      I just wish the bitter cu*ts would realise they're outnumbered about 4 to 1 of a ratio of reds to blues.

      Even half their own fans don't give a f**k about  them.
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      Reply #5079: Sep 03, 2020 09:17:48 am
      Mad though that they are talking about murals (who’s stopping them) when the sole reason that they are in our shadow is that they haven’t won a thing in 25 years.
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      Reply #5080: Sep 08, 2020 08:04:53 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5082: Sep 13, 2020 05:40:47 pm
      Richarlison is w*nk.

      That is all.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5083: Sep 13, 2020 05:42:44 pm
      Posted that and as I clicked post they scored.

      I've got an Everton score button.

      Goodbye forever.
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      Reply #5084: Sep 13, 2020 06:34:20 pm
      I really don’t think they should get too carried away, that’s probably the worse Spurs team performance I’ve seen for years!
      Harry Kane must be worried about his England place, and Mourinho must be favourite for the sack by Christmas!
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      Reply #5085: Sep 13, 2020 07:23:04 pm
      I really don’t think they should get too carried away, that’s probably the worse Spurs team performance I’ve seen for years!
      Harry Kane must be worried about his England place, and Mourinho must be favourite for the sack by Christmas!


      Kane wont lose his England place simply because he's one of those picked on reputation rather than any sort of current form.
      Looks like Maureen's 3rd season syndrome could have set in early
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      Reply #5086: Sep 13, 2020 10:39:02 pm
      Whisper it quietly, was impressed with the improvement of our neighbours after their trio of signings. Pickford will still f**k up, defence still looks shaky as f**k and they still look like they'll struggle up front.

      Tottenham are f**king crap, they hit their nadir as a team playing us in Madrid. Kane is overrated to f**k, he wouldn't look out of place playing up front in a Tony Pulis old school Stoke team.

      Vardy gets some grief but I think he and Rashford are far better strikers than Spit the dog.
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      Reply #5087: Sep 13, 2020 11:14:47 pm
      Whisper it quietly, was impressed with the improvement of our neighbours after their trio of signings. Pickford will still f**k up, defence still looks shaky as f**k and they still look like they'll struggle up front.

      Tottenham are f**king crap, they hit their nadir as a team playing us in Madrid. Kane is overrated to f**k, he wouldn't look out of place playing up front in a Tony Pulis old school Stoke team.

      Vardy gets some grief but I think he and Rashford are far better strikers than Spit the dog.

      Awful shout that. Kane is unreal.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5088: Sep 13, 2020 11:20:21 pm

      That little dink to Doherty was beautiful
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      Reply #5089: Sep 14, 2020 04:16:14 am
      Allan looks a quality player then. Will we finally see a decent derby performance out of these?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5090: Sep 14, 2020 08:11:54 am
      Whisper it quietly, was impressed with the improvement of our neighbours after their trio of signings. Pickford will still f**k up, defence still looks shaky as f**k and they still look like they'll struggle up front.

      Tottenham are f**king crap, they hit their nadir as a team playing us in Madrid. Kane is overrated to f**k, he wouldn't look out of place playing up front in a Tony Pulis old school Stoke team.

      Vardy gets some grief but I think he and Rashford are far better strikers than Spit the dog.

      LOL, what are you on about, how can the low point for a team, the nadir, be playing in a CL final, or did you mean zenith??

      I agree Spurs look sh*t right now though.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5091: Sep 14, 2020 09:23:38 am
      Kane is overrated to f**k, he wouldn't look out of place playing up front in a Tony Pulis old school Stoke team.

      Vardy gets some grief but I think he and Rashford are far better strikers than Spit the dog.

      No chance. Kane is world class and his stats back that up. He's a level above the likes of Rashford
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      Reply #5092: Sep 14, 2020 04:56:28 pm

      Unreal at claiming other players goals. It's f**king spurs so generally norrarsed, just think he's an overrated cockney tw*t.

      Now tell me what he has done in the league that already hasn't already been eclipsed by the likes of Salah, Mane and Aubameyang etc?
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      Reply #5093: Sep 14, 2020 05:01:42 pm
      LOL, what are you on about, how can the low point for a team, the nadir, be playing in a CL final, or did you mean zenith??

      I agree Spurs look sh*t right now though.

      Haven't a clue, I was stoned!!
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      Reply #5094: Sep 14, 2020 05:03:47 pm
      No chance. Kane is world class and his stats back that up. He's a level above the likes of Rashford

      Really why does he look permo sh*te for England, obviously apart from beating no marks and actually adds f**k all to Tottenham's game.
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      Reply #5095: Sep 14, 2020 06:57:08 pm
      Really why does he look permo sh*te for England


      Does anybody look good for England?

      actually adds f**k all to Tottenham's game.

      Adds f**k all to their game apart from 30 odd goals a season 😂😂
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      Reply #5096: Sep 14, 2020 09:03:51 pm
      Unreal at claiming other players goals. It's f**king spurs so generally norrarsed, just think he's an overrated cockney tw*t.

      Now tell me what he has done in the league that already hasn't already been eclipsed by the likes of Salah, Mane and Aubameyang etc?

      Second fastest player to hit 100 goals behind Shearer?

      Hit 20+ goals in three seasons (29, 25, 21)
      Hit 30 goals in one season.
      Hit 18 and 17 goals in two other seasons but only made 29 and 28 appearances in those seasons.

      Absolutely mental calling him over rated hahaha, he’s an unreal striker and any club would take him.

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      Reply #5097: Sep 15, 2020 06:42:39 am
      Really why does he look permo sh*te for England, obviously apart from beating no marks and actually adds f**k all to Tottenham's game.

      Also, 32 goals in 47 appearances at international level is hardly sh*t. And that’s playing with the likes of f**king Declan rice and jesse lingard while being managed by roy hodgson and Gareth southgate.

      143 goals in 203 appearances for spurs including setting a record by taking just 24 games to bag 20 goals in the champions league. Playing for f**king spurs who come up against much superior teams.

      Don’t mean to shag Harry Kane here but he’s some player. Give him a chance and it’s usually back of the net.

      Can understand him not being everyone’s cup of tea, but to call him over rated is a bad, bad shout.

      I’d take him tomorrow and I think he’d bag 30 a season in our team quite easily.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5098: Sep 15, 2020 06:43:49 am
      Back on topic. Everton are sh*t.
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      Reply #5099: Sep 15, 2020 09:03:42 am

      Don’t mean to shag Harry Kane here but he’s some player. Give him a chance and it’s usually back of the net.

      Can understand him not being everyone’s cup of tea, but to call him over rated is a bad, bad shout.


      He is one of those players who is probably easy to dislike, especially from a Liverpool perspective. England captain, London-based, seen as a bit of a national treasure by most of the media. Also his style of play is a bit unfashionable too, he's sort of an old school number 9, a position which is becoming a dying breed due to the modern game. Madness to say claim that he isn't a top player though

      But yeah, back on topic. Didn't watch the blueshite but a 1-0 win away to Tottenham is a decent result. Seems as though they're really gambling on everything hitting the ground running though. Big name manager who I can't see staying there for longer than 3 or 4 seasons due to his age and 3 "marquee" signings who are 29, 29 & 27. I think a domestic cup could be within their reach if they stop being shithouses, but even the most deluded blue would probably say that CL qualification is a pipe dream at the minute. Don't get me wrong, the supporters I'm sure would be delighted if they won any kind of trophy, but you can't keep spending like they are and expect to be tided over by the odd Carling Cup. They've had CL expenditure now for about 5 years but obviously without any CL money coming in. Be interesting to see what state they're in in 5 years time

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