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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      AussieRed
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5250: Dec 04, 2020 01:38:25 am
      Thiago out until 2021

      What with VVD they did the number on us in that game.  Pity we don't have Stevie or Carra around for payback

      Or Danny Agger or Lucas!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5251: Dec 04, 2020 05:34:32 pm

      or Souness if we want to go a bit further back!!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5252: Dec 05, 2020 01:41:10 pm
      Think the first Hendo should do when we play them at home is tell hook nose if he touches anyone I will break your leg bunch of cu*ts
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5253: Dec 05, 2020 01:42:22 pm
      Hope with Joe the c**t in click it fucks the cu*ts ground up bas**rds
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5254: Dec 05, 2020 02:59:49 pm
      Is Hamish Rodriguez still underperforming?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5255: Dec 05, 2020 03:21:25 pm
      Calvert-Lewin is turning into a decent forward for them.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5256: Dec 05, 2020 03:29:07 pm
      Hope with Joe the c**t in click it fucks the cu*ts ground up bas**rds

      I'd literally laugh my bollocks off if the bribery and corruption is linked to their new stadium. The cry arsing would be a joy to behold.
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      Reply #5257: Dec 06, 2020 04:29:12 pm
      I'd literally laugh my bollocks off if the bribery and corruption is linked to their new stadium. The cry arsing would be a joy to behold.

      Looking forward to it
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5258: Dec 09, 2020 03:16:47 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5259: Dec 11, 2020 10:08:07 pm
      "Over the past three financial years Everton have posted combined losses of almost £265m (£139.9m in 2019-20, £111.8m in 2018-19 and £13.1m in 2017-18). That breaches Premier League profit and sustainability rules allowing for a loss of £105m over three years, although that is a pre-Covid figure and restrictions have been relaxed as a result of the pandemic." - The  Guardian


      Ouch, baby.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5260: Dec 12, 2020 08:56:01 am
      "Over the past three financial years Everton have posted combined losses of almost £265m (£139.9m in 2019-20, £111.8m in 2018-19 and £13.1m in 2017-18). That breaches Premier League profit and sustainability rules allowing for a loss of £105m over three years, although that is a pre-Covid figure and restrictions have been relaxed as a result of the pandemic." - The  Guardian


      Ouch, baby.

      Double ouch.

      They're issuing extra shares so moshiri can put an extra £250m in.

      No matter how much money you've got (est' wealth £1.8bn) putting the best part of £½bn into them must burn and they haven't even started financing a stadium yet.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2020/12/11/everton-owner-farhad-moshiri-issued-250m-shares-club-announce/
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5261: Dec 12, 2020 10:08:55 am
      Double ouch.

      They're issuing extra shares so moshiri can put an extra £250m in.

      No matter how much money you've got (est' wealth £1.8bn) putting the best part of £½bn into them must burn and they haven't even started financing a stadium yet.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2020/12/11/everton-owner-farhad-moshiri-issued-250m-shares-club-announce/

      Won’t be long till Moshiri will sell up.. how will they fund that new stadium with such losses...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5262: Dec 12, 2020 11:07:04 am
      Won’t be long till Moshiri will sell up.. how will they fund that new stadium with such losses...

      Half a billion in and his estimated wealth is 1.8bn, can he afford to cash in and lose a sh*t load though or hang in and build the stadium because like it or not the reality is they'll get a lot of 'football tourists' with no real affinity choosing the easy option and going to watch them than travelling to anfield.

      According to this website:

      http://priceoffootball.com/2728-2/

      Everton are valued at a whopping £257m, bit expensive for a tin shed like but he's already spent more than that on them and throwing in another £¼bn on top now and then future transfers leading up to the stadium cost seems like f**king madness, his bank balance will be less than a billion before he knows it, poor soul.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5263: Dec 12, 2020 03:03:01 pm
      After Villa’s win today they sit in a tidy 10th position.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5264: Dec 12, 2020 05:19:08 pm
      Still a bunch of cu*ts, just skint cu*ts
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5265: Dec 12, 2020 09:33:19 pm
      Bill Kenwright, I take my hat off to you, well done to let a grandad and grandson see the game.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5266: Dec 17, 2020 06:37:27 pm
      Still haven't forgotten them breaking Beglins leg, bunch of cu*ts
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5267: Dec 20, 2020 12:32:00 pm
      They've just borrowed 2nd and they go down no matter what result in the 2.15 kick off
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5268: Dec 20, 2020 04:13:24 pm
      They've just borrowed 2nd and they go down no matter what result in the 2.15 kick off

      The slide to mediocrity has commenced
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5269: Dec 23, 2020 08:14:17 pm
      Seriously despite the Mane offside, how did we drop 2 points at Everton, they are woeful. Utd 5 corners in 10 minutes and at leat half a dozen chances.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5270: Dec 23, 2020 08:20:31 pm
      Seriously despite the Mane offside, how did we drop 2 points at Everton, they are woeful. Utd 5 corners in 10 minutes and at leat half a dozen chances.

      Van Dijk injury. We were dominating them just like United are now until that c**t Pickford did his work.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5271: Dec 23, 2020 08:55:54 pm
      Van Dijk injury. We were dominating them just like United are now until that c**t Pickford did his work.

      Agreed - to be fair that DCL goal was superbly taken
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5272: Dec 23, 2020 10:00:46 pm
      Useless Bitters dumped out of another cup.

      They are probably just happy to still be in the top 6 cup at Christmas.

      That won't last much longer either the useless tw*ts.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5273: Dec 23, 2020 11:14:59 pm
      F**k they're sh*t!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5274: Dec 24, 2020 06:54:04 pm
      F***ing Moyes, always been a stunner.  ;D

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