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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      tezmac
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5250: Dec 05, 2020 01:41:10 pm
      Think the first Hendo should do when we play them at home is tell hook nose if he touches anyone I will break your leg bunch of cu*ts
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5251: Dec 05, 2020 01:42:22 pm
      Hope with Joe the c**t in click it fucks the cu*ts ground up bas**rds
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5252: Dec 05, 2020 02:59:49 pm
      Is Hamish Rodriguez still underperforming?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5253: Dec 05, 2020 03:21:25 pm
      Calvert-Lewin is turning into a decent forward for them.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5254: Dec 05, 2020 03:29:07 pm
      Hope with Joe the c**t in click it fucks the cu*ts ground up bas**rds

      I'd literally laugh my bollocks off if the bribery and corruption is linked to their new stadium. The cry arsing would be a joy to behold.
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      Reply #5255: Dec 06, 2020 04:29:12 pm
      I'd literally laugh my bollocks off if the bribery and corruption is linked to their new stadium. The cry arsing would be a joy to behold.

      Looking forward to it
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5256: Dec 09, 2020 03:16:47 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5257: Dec 11, 2020 10:08:07 pm
      "Over the past three financial years Everton have posted combined losses of almost £265m (£139.9m in 2019-20, £111.8m in 2018-19 and £13.1m in 2017-18). That breaches Premier League profit and sustainability rules allowing for a loss of £105m over three years, although that is a pre-Covid figure and restrictions have been relaxed as a result of the pandemic." - The  Guardian


      Ouch, baby.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5258: Dec 12, 2020 08:56:01 am
      "Over the past three financial years Everton have posted combined losses of almost £265m (£139.9m in 2019-20, £111.8m in 2018-19 and £13.1m in 2017-18). That breaches Premier League profit and sustainability rules allowing for a loss of £105m over three years, although that is a pre-Covid figure and restrictions have been relaxed as a result of the pandemic." - The  Guardian


      Ouch, baby.

      Double ouch.

      They're issuing extra shares so moshiri can put an extra £250m in.

      No matter how much money you've got (est' wealth £1.8bn) putting the best part of £½bn into them must burn and they haven't even started financing a stadium yet.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2020/12/11/everton-owner-farhad-moshiri-issued-250m-shares-club-announce/
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5259: Dec 12, 2020 10:08:55 am
      Double ouch.

      They're issuing extra shares so moshiri can put an extra £250m in.

      No matter how much money you've got (est' wealth £1.8bn) putting the best part of £½bn into them must burn and they haven't even started financing a stadium yet.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2020/12/11/everton-owner-farhad-moshiri-issued-250m-shares-club-announce/

      Won’t be long till Moshiri will sell up.. how will they fund that new stadium with such losses...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5260: Dec 12, 2020 11:07:04 am
      Won’t be long till Moshiri will sell up.. how will they fund that new stadium with such losses...

      Half a billion in and his estimated wealth is 1.8bn, can he afford to cash in and lose a sh*t load though or hang in and build the stadium because like it or not the reality is they'll get a lot of 'football tourists' with no real affinity choosing the easy option and going to watch them than travelling to anfield.

      According to this website:

      http://priceoffootball.com/2728-2/

      Everton are valued at a whopping £257m, bit expensive for a tin shed like but he's already spent more than that on them and throwing in another £¼bn on top now and then future transfers leading up to the stadium cost seems like f**king madness, his bank balance will be less than a billion before he knows it, poor soul.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5261: Dec 12, 2020 03:03:01 pm
      After Villa’s win today they sit in a tidy 10th position.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5262: Dec 12, 2020 05:19:08 pm
      Still a bunch of cu*ts, just skint cu*ts
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5263: Dec 12, 2020 09:33:19 pm
      Bill Kenwright, I take my hat off to you, well done to let a grandad and grandson see the game.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5264: Dec 17, 2020 06:37:27 pm
      Still haven't forgotten them breaking Beglins leg, bunch of cu*ts
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5265: Dec 20, 2020 12:32:00 pm
      They've just borrowed 2nd and they go down no matter what result in the 2.15 kick off
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5266: Dec 20, 2020 04:13:24 pm
      They've just borrowed 2nd and they go down no matter what result in the 2.15 kick off

      The slide to mediocrity has commenced
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5267: Dec 23, 2020 08:14:17 pm
      Seriously despite the Mane offside, how did we drop 2 points at Everton, they are woeful. Utd 5 corners in 10 minutes and at leat half a dozen chances.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5268: Dec 23, 2020 08:20:31 pm
      Seriously despite the Mane offside, how did we drop 2 points at Everton, they are woeful. Utd 5 corners in 10 minutes and at leat half a dozen chances.

      Van Dijk injury. We were dominating them just like United are now until that c**t Pickford did his work.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5269: Dec 23, 2020 08:55:54 pm
      Van Dijk injury. We were dominating them just like United are now until that c**t Pickford did his work.

      Agreed - to be fair that DCL goal was superbly taken
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5270: Dec 23, 2020 10:00:46 pm
      Useless Bitters dumped out of another cup.

      They are probably just happy to still be in the top 6 cup at Christmas.

      That won't last much longer either the useless tw*ts.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5271: Dec 23, 2020 11:14:59 pm
      F**k they're sh*t!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5272: Dec 24, 2020 06:54:04 pm
      F***ing Moyes, always been a stunner.  ;D

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5273: Dec 26, 2020 12:08:38 pm
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      Reply #5274: Dec 29, 2020 07:54:03 pm

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