The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Those eyes! 

That chonk

That c**t

Those silly faces he pulls. Proper weapon!

    What the actual f**k? He thinks he's Ronaldo!!

One bad F***ing Barnet that  looks like someone has glued a 70’s porno moustache on his head,probably has his pubes done like as well the tart & as for that conk  ,F**k me you could Hoover your carpets with that f**ker.

Haha bunch of cu*ts, still in our shadow, despite Prickfords gbh.

    What the actual f**k? He thinks he's Ronaldo!!

Good f**king lord. Thought the age of the Victorian freak show was over but it clearly lives on in some parts of the world.

great spoof of Carlo on youtube asking to cancel the open topped bus and asking for his £300 deposit back because they need the money.

No trophies for <checks date> 26 YEARS!!!

No trophies for <checks date> 26 YEARS!!!

They won the Derby Cup at Anfield, they'll be happy for another 26!!

They pretty much wrecked our season with that reckless display back in October and lauded it over us at an empty Anfield a couple of months back. They were going to totally trump us in every way. Better manager as well. So, now it's the time to talk and evaluate and...oh dear.

But hey ho, enjoy your 10th place bitters. Hope Prickford enjoyed picking out the ball from his own net 5 times this afternoon. Probably have needed a broomstick to make sure his little arms could reach that far back..

they make it so easy for us Carlo get the plane out of there ASAP you are far too good to put up with this crap.

10th place and -1 gd. What a sh*t show.

Even James rather go and train with the national team for Copa America than see off the end of the season.

it really is laughable

what a great end to the season.

10th place and -1 gd. What a sh*t show.

Even James rather go and train with the national team for Copa America than see off the end of the season.

To be fair to him, he was injured and hadn't seen his daughter for over a year. I'd have fu**ed off ages ago.

10th place after all that money they have spent and all the hype they gave themselves. They're all in meltdown cos James fu**ed it the game off today and went back to Colombia instead.

F***ing Everton the teeny tiny club.

Absolutely hilarious they are

To be fair to him, he was injured and hadn't seen his daughter for over a year. I'd have fu**ed off ages ago.

No way really, thats so tough. We have no idea what some players are having to go through do we.

No way really, thats so tough. We have no idea what some players are having to go through do we.

We do forget these lads have lives just like us with family problems etc just look at ALi and Jürgen not being able to go their own parents funeral and in Ali's case his father was quite young. I hope they realise how we appreciate what they give us and now they go home and have a normal life for a few weeks

this was posted after the Derby.
"I'm actually struggling to come to terms with it! eek

The curse has been lifted "
i wonder how they feel its going after today.

F**k they are Sh*t!!!





  

Only just noticed they finished 10th!

What a state!

Only Man City, Man Utd, and Chelsea have spent more over the last 5 years than Everton, and yet these are their  unquestioned, under-no-pressure-from-anyone-at-all league finishes in that time:

10th
12th
8th
8th
7th