The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Someone who has openly said they supported Liverpool as a kid!!

Wait until he loses his first game

has he? learn something new every day.

Finally announced it as official. Only took them about 5 hours. Must of been negotiating his pay off

https://twitter.com/Everton/status/1617616983830237197?s=19

EXCUSE ME! Was official when I announced it first.  LIVE ON LFC FORUM 

Your not the only one who finds out things before it’s official  ;

Hahahaha Danjuma's fu**ed them off!!

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1617896392722374659?s=19

https://twitter.com/ODDSbible/status/1617907592327725060?s=19

Mosh wants out!!

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1617975868541861899?s=19

https://youtu.be/s6RqxcCY-OY

"We've had Steve Walsh a top, top sporting director from Leicester. We've had Marcel Brands one of Europe's top operators. And now we've got Kevin Thelwell." Cue awkward silence.

Goes on to describe Everton fans as loveable when meeting them on a train. Interview is like him asking for love for building a stadium.

https://twitter.com/talksport/status/1617849695702847488?s=46&t=LjBiKJAvb-CWlvaL8bQfww



 

Daily Heil now claiming the sh*te aren't up for sale.

1 get turned over by spurs for striker supposedly done and dusted yesterday.
2 Bielsa bins you off as the team needs 7 “younger fitter players “
3 .Two of your “better” players look like they are on their way out (Gordon to Newcastle, Onnana to arsenal).
4.Your clearly insane owner puts the club up for sale
5 Your clearly insane owner then says it isn’t for sale .
6 . Fat Sam awaits.

24 hours in the life of Everton Football Club.😂😂😂😂😂

Haha if Danjuma changes his mind that would really put them up sh*t creek. Aside from the humiliation, they have f*ck nothing in attack and little time to find an alternative.

https://twitter.com/talksport/status/1617849695702847488?s=46&t=LjBiKJAvb-CWlvaL8bQfww



 

Berlin bunker levels of fatalist driven delusion.

https://twitter.com/EFCdaily_/status/1618294756077105154?s=19


Red Bull Everton

https://twitter.com/EFCdaily_/status/1618294756077105154?s=19


Red Bull Everton

 

Someone knows what the future holds, and putting himself out of the market... been shat on too many times I guess.

https://twitter.com/FGRFC_Official/status/1618602148295581697?t=iyncq5Tpb-geyJcopnKfXA&s=19

Someone knows what the future holds, and putting himself out of the market... been shat on too many times I guess.

https://twitter.com/FGRFC_Official/status/1618602148295581697?t=iyncq5Tpb-geyJcopnKfXA&s=19

Duncan Ferguson? Managing the vegan army? The man probably eats raw dogs for breakfast.

Someone knows what the future holds, and putting himself out of the market... been shat on too many times I guess.

https://twitter.com/FGRFC_Official/status/1618602148295581697?t=iyncq5Tpb-geyJcopnKfXA&s=19

I presume that other guy is the owner, how long before Dunc lands the head on him?

Hahahaha fat Frank putting out a statement about his sacking thanking the fans for the "incredible night versus Palace"

One to rival their famous night v Bayern

https://twitter.com/FreddysNewN2_/status/1618686576737009664?t=MUGQfOo28yAgIX-UochbIQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/EFCdaily_/status/1618294756077105154?s=19


Red Bull Everton

Nah mate, I reckon Blackpool pleasure Beach, after all, they’ve already got a helter skelter on their badge, and a couple of horseshoes for luck 😃

F***ing Sean Dyche Nooooo. Why do I feel that horrible feeling in my stomach he will get a result against us

F***ing Sean Dyche Nooooo. Why do I feel that horrible feeling in my stomach he will get a result against us

Probably the only reason Everton hired him!! They probs feel the same way. 

F***ing Sean Dyche Nooooo. Why do I feel that horrible feeling in my stomach he will get a result against us

Doesn’t take much these days to get a result against us

Dyche it is then. 

has he? learn something new every day.

Found it

https://twitter.com/Evershite/status/1620344287862075395?s=19

Get's asked club he supported and favourite player.

"I was 70s kid so Liverpool" and "King Kenny"