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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6371: May 28, 2023 08:21:43 pm
      You can almost predict who'll go gown next season 
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      Reply #6372: May 28, 2023 11:31:40 pm
      You can almost predict who'll go gown next season

      Yeah Everton 16th or 17th
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6373: May 29, 2023 09:33:44 am
      2023 mural going alongside the 2022 one last day redemption hope they have left enough space for next season...big club what a joke
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6374: May 30, 2023 03:24:53 am


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6376: Jun 22, 2023 05:13:31 pm
      Some good news for the bitter cu*ts, Tom Davies will leave them at the end of the month.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6377: Jun 30, 2023 07:53:18 am



       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #6378: Jul 05, 2023 08:16:11 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6380: Jul 12, 2023 02:14:08 am
      If anyone had any doubts about the gulf between us and that Horrible Shitty little club across the park, check out their new dynamic signing of Ashley Young, I mean what the F**k goes on in that boardroom, now I know the window is still open for a while yet, but holy F**k, they sign a 38 yr old who passed his sell by date when he left the Scumbags,
      now ok they maybe hampered by FFP, but surely to F**k they must have more ambition than that, now I’m sure Ash will give his all as he has wherever he has played,

      And before anyone burns me for having a dig at Ash Young, I’m not, he’s been a stalwart professional and has served all his clubs with distinction,


      It’s bewildering that as a club in the best league on the planet can’t look into their own academy for anyone with legs half the age of Ash,  I can’t lie, I was absolutely f***in gutted them fuckers stayed up, almost as much as us missing out on CL football this coming season,

      It’s even more bewildering the amount of money they have Spaffed up the wall in a vain attempt at being a big club, and then there’s their new shiny yard that they will never fill unless we are visiting, or the MUtants, maybe even toon,  I know I know, who the F**k gives a sh*t, except those who think things will change anytime soon, well here’s a f***in shocker for ya , it won’t, said it last season the best thing that could happen to that Shitehouse club was to go down, reset, and try for promotion .


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6381: Jul 12, 2023 08:27:19 am
      ^ The Ev are on the precipice of breaking FFP - the only reason they haven't breached it already is some rather selective accounting. This will be their final year of the 3 year cycle ffp looks at. They have barely anything to spend again this summer as they count the cost of the huge money they spent on 'assets' IE all those sh*t players they spent 100s of millions on, that are only depreciating in value.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6382: Jul 12, 2023 11:29:41 am
      ^ The Ev are on the precipice of breaking FFP - the only reason they haven't breached it already is some rather selective accounting. This will be their final year of the 3 year cycle ffp looks at. They have barely anything to spend again this summer as they count the cost of the huge money they spent on 'assets' IE all those sh*t players they spent 100s of millions on, that are only depreciating in value.




      Mate, I think, and hope they are fu**ed, staying up was possibly only delaying the inevitable, the only thing that could save them again is that I doubt the likes of Luton will pull up too many trees and will more than likely go back down,
      Safe to say Burnley I believe will stay up and Blades could be another returning to the Championship, however, I think that they and Burnley have more about them and definitely more ambition than Blueshite,

      Who thought this time last year that Leicester, Leeds would drop, Blueshite are this season’s Southampton with the writing on the wall before a ball has been kicked, as i mentioned there’s still plenty of time yet in this window, however, you would think you would want your key signings thru the door asap, and players like Ash Young would be secondary and perhaps brought in as a last resort,

      Blueshite fans must be jumping for joy that their ambitious owners have pulled all the strings to sign a 38 year old, maybe he’s been indoctrinated to be their next manager in the lower echelons of English football, for all us super excited Redmen, all we can do is hope that it comes true !!!


      F**k OFF BLUESHITE  !!!




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6383: Jul 22, 2023 02:22:37 pm
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      Reply #6384: Jul 22, 2023 07:01:26 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6385: Jul 24, 2023 10:26:30 am
      given the dire position in the league they always find themselves is it a good idea to take so many Everton fans so close to the River.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6386: Aug 02, 2023 06:54:38 pm
      given the dire position in the league they always find themselves is it a good idea to take so many Everton fans so close to the River.





      They’ll be fine mate, sh*te floats !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6387: Aug 02, 2023 07:28:52 pm




      They’ll be fine mate, sh*te floats !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      its cost £millions to clean up the Mersey the thought of polluting it once again with Blue sh*te is just too much to think about
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6388: Aug 09, 2023 10:44:59 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6389: Aug 12, 2023 01:33:37 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6390: Aug 12, 2023 04:57:11 pm
      Calls for Dyche to be sacked now.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6391: Aug 12, 2023 07:14:30 pm

      Brother text me before saying about that on Merseyside, with added joke of don't know what they're crying for it's an improvement on last season's 3-1 defeat by Fulham at Goodison :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6392: Aug 12, 2023 07:28:40 pm
      Brother text me before saying about that on Merseyside, with added joke of don't know what they're crying for it's an improvement on last season's 3-1 defeat by Fulham at Goodison :laugh:

      :laugh:

      Will be interesting to see how long he gets there before he goes back to Burnley to save them from relegation because Kompany's style of play isn't suited to the top flight with that group of players and Everton are using a medium to get Howard Kendall back for another stint.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6393: Aug 12, 2023 07:32:21 pm
      :laugh:

      Will be interesting to see how long he gets there before he goes back to Burnley to save them from relegation because Kompany's style of play isn't suited to the top flight with that group of players and Everton are using a medium to get Howard Kendall back for another stint.

      Hahaha F***ing hell 🤣

      Proper laugh out loud one there Billy.

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