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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Longy-Shops
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6463: Sep 22, 2023 11:51:49 am
      I wouldn't lose a lot of sleep if they went down(BTW I don't think they will, Sheff.Utd, Burnley and Luton will drop)....I'd guess most Reds fans from the area have got close mates who are Everton supporters, even family. The majority of my family are Everton fans (Loads of them, some even season ticket holders!) My Dad (from the South End)was a Red and my Mum (from around Scotty) was a blue, hence the split. Some of my oldest/closest mates are blues and I take my hat off to them, paying hard earned week in week out to watch that drivel.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6464: Sep 22, 2023 11:59:31 am
      You bin smokin some of that sh!t Aussie smokes   :cool-smiley-027:  :lmao: From what I read on this boards the majority would love to see them go down.

      Relegated yes

      Going into admin etx - nope
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      Reply #6465: Sep 22, 2023 12:09:33 pm
      Relegated yes

      Going into admin etx - nope

      Wouldn’t wish any team going into admin Pj, that includes you lot. 😂
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6466: Sep 22, 2023 12:25:34 pm
      Wouldn’t wish any team going into admin Pj, that includes you lot. 😂

      Happy to see City and Chelsea go under
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6467: Sep 22, 2023 12:33:56 pm
      Happy to see City and Chelsea go under
      They'd survive all out thermo nuclear war with the money they've got.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6468: Sep 22, 2023 02:13:06 pm
      You bin smokin some of that sh!t Aussie smokes   :cool-smiley-027:  :lmao: From what I read on this boards the majority would love to see them go down.




      Yeah I would too soft lad, i said that didn’t I, thick Kunt, I just wouldn’t like them to do a Leeds !!  pr**k
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      Reply #6469: Sep 22, 2023 02:44:13 pm



      Yeah I would too soft lad, i said that didn’t I, thick Kunt, I just wouldn’t like them to do a Leeds !!  pr**k


      I’d probably be one of the minority here as a manc but if I had to chose who to go down with you lot and Leeds it’s the sheep shagers every day.  😂
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      Reply #6470: Sep 22, 2023 05:49:13 pm
      You bin smokin some of that sh!t Aussie smokes   :cool-smiley-027:  :lmao: From what I read on this boards the majority would love to see them go down.

      I’d be happy :lmao:  :lmao:n :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6471: Sep 23, 2023 05:44:19 pm
      Funk me they're winning 1_0
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      Reply #6472: Sep 27, 2023 03:10:44 pm
      Big Dunc To Caley Thistle
      Former Scotland and Everton striker Duncan Ferguson is the new manager at Inverness Caledonian Thistle.

      The 51-year-old has signed a three-year contract with the club currently bottom of the Scottish Championship.

      "It's a great opportunity for myself," said Ferguson. "When I spoke to the board I got a great feeling about it. I jumped at it really."

      A club statement said he was the "stand out candidate" after an "extensive recruitment process".

      Ferguson, who replaces the sacked Billy Dodds, took his first steps in management with Forest Green Rovers in January.

      However, he moved on in July following just one win in 18 games in charge, after which they were relegated from England's League One.

      Ferguson, who started his career with Dundee United before moving to Rangers, has not been involved with a Scottish club since departing Ibrox for Everton in 1994.

      He told BBC Scotland: "It's been a long time since I've been in Scotland, but football is football so what's the difference?

      "I've never even thought about it really. I came north because the job opportunity came up and I think it's a great chance to get back into the game. The directors have big ambitions and so do I. So that's the main reason why I came.

      "I've coached at an incredibly high level, I've been a manager and I've done all the hard yards."

      Having had two spells as a player with Everton, Ferguson returned to the Premier League club as a coach under fellow Scot "The Chosen One" and went on to be caretaker boss twice as well as assistant manager to Carlo Ancelotti and Rafa Benitez. He left Goodison Park in July last year.

      Caley Thistle director of football John Robertson was in caretaker charge for his side's first game without Dodds on Saturday, when they lost 1-0 to Dundee United.

      The Highlanders, who travel to Arbroath this weekend, have one point from six league matches and have scored just three goals.

      "We have a good squad and the reason they are here is because they are good players," added Ferguson. "It is just about getting the best out of them now.

      "The priority is to get away from the bottom of the league and to get a feel-good factor again. We build from there."
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66919037
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      Reply #6473: Sep 30, 2023 04:56:27 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
      LUTON
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6474: Sep 30, 2023 05:00:40 pm
      Bitter cu*ts booing like mad at full time.

      Dyche on the dole tomorrow morning.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6475: Oct 11, 2023 02:56:42 pm
      Their new stadium will be part of UEFA EURO 2028, that will be hosting games
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      Reply #6476: Oct 11, 2023 04:01:47 pm
      Their new stadium will be part of UEFA EURO 2028, that will be hosting games

      Rubbish eh, a championship club stadium.  :lmao: :lmao:

      TBH. I thought Anfield would have got it.

      But then I also Murrayfield would have been good as well.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6477: Oct 11, 2023 04:35:50 pm
      Rubbish eh, a championship club stadium.  :lmao: :lmao:

      TBH. I thought Anfield would have got it.

      But then I also Murrayfield would have been good as well.

      Anfield can’t host the games due to the pitch length not being long enough
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6478: Oct 11, 2023 04:40:31 pm
      not sure if it is true but our pitch isnt big enough for UEFA.
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      Reply #6479: Oct 11, 2023 04:55:08 pm
      Anfield can’t host the games due to the pitch length not being long enough

      Weird.

      But is ok for Champions league and such ?
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      Reply #6480: Oct 11, 2023 05:45:57 pm
      Weird.

      But is ok for Champions league and such ?

      Yep it’s fine for that but doesn’t reach the criteria for UEFA or FIFA international comps
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      Reply #6481: Oct 12, 2023 07:59:55 am
      Yep it’s fine for that but doesn’t reach the criteria for UEFA or FIFA international comps

      Aye just read about it, its because stands are too close to pitch we cant adjust pitch to suit the desired 105m length, were 101m.

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      As things stand, the length of the Anfield pitch stands at 101m-long, four metres short of UEFA's regulation size. In their documentation for Euro 2024, UEFA's information on pitch requirements reads: The field of play must have the standard dimensions of 105m x 68m and respect the IFAB Laws of the Game.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6482: Oct 12, 2023 09:35:00 am
      Four metres does not seem a lot, but there again, rules are rules. Anfield would have been ideal hosts especially with the new stand being built to hold more fans.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6483: Oct 12, 2023 06:56:51 pm
      Four metres does not seem a lot, but there again, rules are rules. Anfield would have been ideal hosts especially with the new stand being built to hold more fans.

      Who gives a fcuk seriously. And all the visiting European fans with decend on anfield anyway and no doubt spend money and more time there than they will at Kings Dock.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6484: Oct 12, 2023 07:41:49 pm
      Just saw Bill Kenwright recovering from major medical procedure on sky sports app

      Echo saying treatment for cancer.
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      Reply #6485: Oct 22, 2023 03:21:08 pm

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