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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Don77
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6509: Oct 25, 2023 04:31:29 pm
      How the F**k do the likes of Citeh get away with it??

      You're dealing with powerful wealthy people and you're dealing with powerful people you don't hear about ... dark forces if you will that goes beyond football.

      If the authorities know what's good for them they'll take the money and leave well alone.

      City will NEVER be punished and when these 115 charges are dropped and swept under the carpet that fact will become reality.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6510: Oct 25, 2023 04:33:54 pm
      The Premier League has recommended a 12-point for Everton's alleged breach of profit and sustainability rules.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2023/10/25/everton-premier-league-12-point-deduction-ffp-punishment/

      It will be a suspended points deduction ... at worst. Unless the authorities feel everton can't drag them through the courts for years in a costly legal battle. But I see a suspended points deduction and a large fine
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6511: Oct 25, 2023 06:48:29 pm
      How the F**k do the likes of Citeh get away with it??

      When the Refs etc. are going over to the Middle East on freebies and getting well paid, they certainly are not going to bite the hand that feeds it, now are they?

      Everton are collateral damage.

      I'd certainly would like to see them go down, but if this is the cause, then the likes of City must have all of their accounts published to prove that it's only Everton who have fallen foul to the rules, in fact, all clubs should.

      It should be remembered, and I'm sure I'm correct here, that 'net spend' is only player purchases and sales, hence the skullduggery performed by Chelsea.

      That's why city have a £3bn sponsorship Bob's Burger stall in down town Qatar, to appease the accounting books of negative influences.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6512: Oct 25, 2023 08:23:40 pm
      When the Refs etc. are going over to the Middle East on freebies and getting well paid, they certainly are not going to bite the hand that feeds it, now are they?

      Everton are collateral damage.

      I'd certainly would like to see them go down, but if this is the cause, then the likes of City must have all of their accounts published to prove that it's only Everton who have fallen foul to the rules, in fact, all clubs should.

      It should be remembered, and I'm sure I'm correct here, that 'net spend' is only player purchases and sales, hence the skullduggery performed by Chelsea.

      That's why city have a £3bn sponsorship Bob's Burger stall in down town Qatar, to appease the accounting books of negative influences.

      It was really a reciprocal statement and the reason for it being so is perfectly explained by yourself,
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6513: Oct 26, 2023 02:22:24 pm
      It will be a suspended points deduction ... at worst. Unless the authorities feel everton can't drag them through the courts for years in a costly legal battle. But I see a suspended points deduction and a large fine

      What is a "suspended points deduction"?

      They'll either get a points deduction or they won't.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6514: Nov 01, 2023 10:19:41 pm
      Everton pay tribute to Bill Kenwright tonight, same fans wanted him not to come to the ground SHAME ON YOU.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6515: Nov 02, 2023 11:37:17 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6516: Nov 16, 2023 11:23:00 am
      Once Everton touch you.

       Everton star Amadou Onana turns up for Belgium duty in a black pleated skirt and a Louis Vuitton handbag - and is praised as 'a child of his time' for his bold wardrobe choices           


       :lmao:

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6517: Nov 17, 2023 12:24:20 pm
      Deducted 10 points 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6518: Nov 17, 2023 12:29:40 pm
      Everton getting deducted 10 points in a year there are three teams clearly worse than them is the most Everton thing ever.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6519: Nov 17, 2023 12:30:04 pm
      And Citeh continue to get away with it
      It’s a joke
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6520: Nov 17, 2023 12:46:10 pm
      Everton F C, the present that just keeps giving.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6521: Nov 17, 2023 12:54:49 pm
      :lmao:

      Even if it's just more proof that the FA actually hate our city, it's still F***ing comical because it's them cu*ts.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6522: Nov 17, 2023 12:59:08 pm
      Puts them in a but of trouble but this season luckily for them it can be rectified.

      Apparently Man City will be the next team to get a penalty. Haaland will take it.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6523: Nov 17, 2023 01:04:56 pm
      Puts them in a but of trouble but this season luckily for them it can be rectified.

      Apparently Man City will be the next team to get a penalty. Haaland will take it.

      Well they've done Everton they can hardly dodge Mancheater City. If they listen to the City lawyers waffle, it show their bias and fear of the 'big' clubs. And Everton have said they will be watching very closely how other Prem teams are 'dealt' with.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6524: Nov 17, 2023 01:11:27 pm
      Need to buy a new coat feels like minus 10 out there today!!

      One down, just City to go after now...............

      I know, won't hold my breath.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6525: Nov 17, 2023 01:14:18 pm
      And Man Cheaty just left to carry on. Absolute joke.

      Everton will be fine. 1 win from safety in a league housing Burnley Luton and Sheffield United
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6526: Nov 17, 2023 01:15:08 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6527: Nov 17, 2023 01:19:07 pm
      FFS could have done it last year! They'll still be fine this season  :f_wah:  :lmao:

      And like someone said above, City are free to go on cheating their way to the top... if Everton have any minerals to them they'll bring them up in their appeal, they won't though.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6528: Nov 17, 2023 01:20:04 pm
      No idea who Colin Chong is but his speech on twitter that sky have just shown was F***ing embarrassing. Couldn't have sounded less bothered if he tried.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6529: Nov 17, 2023 01:20:12 pm
      This will be our fault by the end of the day, already seeing the cries of Heysel being banded about, you know they're one any chance of winning the European Cup denied because of the ban.

      https://twitter.com/efcbigdunc/status/1725495507886154159?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1725495507886154159%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6530: Nov 17, 2023 01:22:45 pm
      This will be our fault by the end of the day, already seeing the cries of Heysel being banded about, you know they're one any chance of winning the European Cup denied because of the ban.

      https://twitter.com/efcbigdunc/status/1725495507886154159?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1725495507886154159%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

      Carragher's natural love of those bitter cu*ts has come out as well. He's throwing a dig at us.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6531: Nov 17, 2023 01:23:15 pm
      FFS could have done it last year! They'll still be fine this season  :f_wah:  :lmao:

      And like someone said above, City are free to go on cheating their way to the top... if Everton have any minerals to them they'll bring them up in their appeal, they won't though.

      Last year's relegated clubs should be takung leagal action against everton and the Premier league for not sorting this out last season. Joke.

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