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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6555: Nov 18, 2023 09:10:27 pm
      No doubt they have been stitched up. The Premier League have been itching to pick on someone and Everton were in the frame Their taking the rap. Not like it's £200m + it was just £19m and a few dog biscuits.

      Claiming they were selling Richarlison to balance the books and someone at the league tipped off Chelsea and Everton got £60m instead of £80m. And that left them £20m short. They also claim they were 100% up front with the league and thought they would be treated fairly. Dundunder. Few shady moves later and hey ho Everton are 10 points worse off.

      Mancheater C. Chelsea and probably one or two others are making sure the 'bean counters' put the comma's in the 'right' place.

      It's probably a stitch up but if City and Chelsea end up getting done as well (unlikely I know) then Everton can't really have any complaints. They should count themselves grateful the ban was now when there are three sh*te teams rather than last season!
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      Reply #6556: Nov 18, 2023 11:06:26 pm
      It's probably a stitch up but if City and Chelsea end up getting done as well (unlikely I know) then Everton can't really have any complaints. They should count themselves grateful the ban was now when there are three sh*te teams rather than last season!
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      Reply #6557: Nov 19, 2023 01:32:39 pm
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      Reply #6558: Nov 20, 2023 02:30:05 pm
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      Reply #6559: Nov 20, 2023 02:37:30 pm
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      Reply #6560: Nov 20, 2023 07:48:14 pm
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      Reply #6561: Nov 21, 2023 08:59:46 am
      The old BS are not a happy bunch are they


      Not sure who they are angry at when it comes to their own club breaking the rules


      Is it the club ?

      Prem league

      Barclays


      Even seems it’s our fault as well

      It’s embarrassing that Byrne has got involved
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      Reply #6562: Nov 27, 2023 09:04:11 pm
      Another Everton first!

      The first team in the Premier League to lose 13 points in 1 week
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      Reply #6563: Nov 29, 2023 06:43:32 pm
      Evertonians on their forums crying about us not standing shoulder to shoulder.

      “ And the silence from Liverpool Football Club is deafening. Everton stood shoulder to shoulder with Liverpool over Heysel and when the Hillsborough tragedy happened. Evertonians to this day will not buy The Sun or have anything to do with the Murdoch media. I went to Anfield to pay my respects to the fans who died almost immediately and have also been back to the memorial they built.

      But here we are in Everton's darkest moment and Liverpool are silent. I find it disgusting. All they are concerned about is using the moment to go after Man City. No mention of the punishment City should receive for being a Breakaway 6 club though… With friends like Liverpool, you don't need enemies.”

      Only a matter of time till they realise those dozy cu*ts tealise half the country hate scousers and not just our club

      Forest are bound to sing “always the victims” at them on Saturday.
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      Reply #6564: Nov 29, 2023 07:37:09 pm
      "half the country hate Scousers"....

      but, half the world love Liverpool FC....!
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      Reply #6565: Nov 29, 2023 07:40:45 pm
      "half the country hate Scousers"....

      but, half the world love Liverpool FC....!

      What's. That. Got. To. Do. With. Everton?

      Point is those cu*ts arse kise every f**ker we play against in finals/big games thinking they're all mates. Realisation is drawing on them now.
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      Reply #6566: Nov 30, 2023 12:37:35 pm
      Uh oh more trouble for Everton

      Everton 'are at risk of ANOTHER points deduction' after confirmation that new breaches of the Premier League's rules will be dealt with by the end of May
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      Reply #6567: Dec 01, 2023 12:40:43 pm
      Uh oh more trouble for Everton

      Everton 'are at risk of ANOTHER points deduction' after confirmation that new breaches of the Premier League's rules will be dealt with by the end of May




      Their proper fu**ed if this comes about, best thing to happen is for them to drop, maybe then reality will hit and they’ll realise how small and shitty they are !!!     :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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      Reply #6568: Dec 01, 2023 02:57:00 pm
      They really ought to accept the punishment, make very quick out of court settlements with the relegated clubs and move on. Because if they lose a protracted legal battle and end up paying hundreds of millions out in compensation they will almost certainly go into administration. Do that in a year when there aren’t 3 cr@p teams in the league and they are goners.
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      Reply #6569: Dec 02, 2023 12:21:24 pm
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      Reply #6571: Dec 08, 2023 08:02:44 pm
      I'm all for taking the piss out of Everton but this is absolutely F***ing snide by Sky. Inly seen this today.

      https://twitter.com/top_bal_view/status/1732835944028336344?s=46

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #6572: Dec 10, 2023 08:57:39 pm



       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #6573: Dec 19, 2023 10:18:20 pm
      Not going to lie that Onana penalty to send the toffees through really really cracked me up  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      Just what I needed to get me over Sunday.

      Penalty to send them into the semis and he tried to be prime Pirlo  :lmao: :lmao:

      Oh boy. Great stuff.
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      Reply #6574: Dec 19, 2023 11:09:12 pm
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      Reply #6575: Dec 19, 2023 11:20:03 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #6576: Dec 20, 2023 04:30:59 am
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