The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Thanks for that. Come out from under your Cup Final stones eh? First chance to win a trophy for 14 years and you got beat. Oh well, there's always schoolboy rhymes to throw at the club that's won more trophies than you know how to count up to since you won one!

And thanks for putting it in the Laugh at everton thread - saved a mod putting in here for us all to laugh at you!

Bluekipper? The kipper your club!

What a load of sh*te,they really ain't gotta F***ing clue.

KOPITES ARE FAGGOTS,

THEY SMELL OF CAT POOH,

THEY ARE GAYBOYS, AND UGLY,

AND YES THAT MEANS YOU!



THEIR GROUND IS A PIGSTY,

THAT LOOKS LIKE A SHED,

AND FAT RAFA SMELLS LIKE,

AN ARL FARTY TRAMPS BED.



YA MA'S ARE ALL PROZZIES,

YA ALL ON THE DOLE,

COS YA BREFF IS AS WHIFFY,

AS A DONKEYS ARSEHOLE.



YA TEAM ARE A SHOWER,

AND BY THAT WE MEAN sh*te,

AND WOTTA BOUT TORRES?

MY GOD WOTTA SIGHT.



STEVIE G IS A TOSSER,

AND YOU LOT ARE FLIDS,

WONDER WHO IS DA FATHER,

OF ALEX'S KIDS??



MANY THANKS FOR READING THIS, YOU SHOWER OF FAGGOT sh*te.

By the Bluekipper possee, coxy, rixer, sushieh and brian m. xxxxxxxxxx

Can't even spell Posse right you thick cu*ts.

Did you enjoy being the first North Welsh club to lose at the new Wembley!!

Another one. :

Is it the same turd who's wasting their Sunday afternoon?

Calling people Flids? Very dignified!

Calling people Flids? Very dignified!

Must be about 16.

Breff!! Da!!  Thick as F**k those blueshite, jesus our ground's a pigsty, least it's not made of F***ing wood.

It's a sort of flattery. That they find glory in coming on here and try and abuse us, for winning more than them.

One FA Cup Final defeat in 14 years and they think they're f*cking big time.

And with that name Calm Down!

Most blues these days are an embarrasment to good Scousers everywhere.

I think the people of Knowsley are still waiting for their Victory parade.

Sorry for them because they got nothing to do except to mock us! No word can underline how s**te they are!

I think the people of Knowsley are still waiting for their Victory parade.

AFC might do one! They won a trophy.

Everton can F**k off. The people of Knowsley don't want them.

Must be about 16.

Breff!! Da!!  Thick as F**k those blueshite, jesus our ground's a pigsty, least it's not made of F***ing wood.

  I'm in tears of laughter here!!

When I was about 8 or 9 the old stand at goodison was being demolished and I thought the whole ground was going. I was gutted to find out they were building a new stand instead.
I will return one day and watch once again, this time hopefully my dream will come true and Everton will finally be demolished.

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Bump!

Need more blueshite banter. The above badge is a perfect example.

And by George, your English, not Latin. How F***ing ironic is it that it has the word 'nil' in it. Even in Latin your sh*t!

One of the stories from talkabunchofshite

Premier League Clubs Envious Of Everton - Tim Cahill

Could it have been anyone else 

Yeah we are envious of them because they lost more finals than most of us combined!

Premier League Clubs Envious Of Everton - Tim Cahill

Hasn't he got a corner-flag to bully.

Hasn't he got a corner-flag to bully.

Or a brother to bail...

Rumour has it that "The Chosen One" is at Wembley tonight scouting some of Andorra's defenders.

Saw their stats on Manager.

Nah it's the midfielder Andorra he's after. He likes the fact he shares the same name as his country. Finds it appealing.

Be signing this fella then?