The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

But they didn't say exactly what is ability was.

Who cares its the bitters and its funny.

I think you'll find my response to share your attitude but i want to know where it comes from. Funny is funny but if it comes from a place that can credit this work, i might just laugh a little harder. If it were a joke, it'd blemish the whole thing.

I think you'll find my response to share your attitude but i want to know where it comes from. Funny is funny but if it comes from a place that can credit this work, i might just laugh a little harder. If it were a joke, it'd blemish the whole thing.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5417047,00.html

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5417047,00.html

F**k me, its true! There we go signing 17m pound right backs and the poor sods have to fish in the American lower leagues. Should we lend them Itandje? Oh hell with it, just have him!

Oh yeah, sorry about the source, forgot to add that in, too busy laughing!

was just gonna post about the bloke from the not so major league soccer

They signed a hack from a 4th division American side!

I'm away to hoke out my boots.... 

 

Fourth Division? Hell, I could play in that League!
He must be an unpolished raw diamond. Can't wait to see this undoubted ability.

Thank God for the Bitters. They provide such mirth for us all.

They should be called Dredgers FC!

As much as one would like to laugh at Blueshites.. one must admit that they have picked up some good bargains in the recentl past Jagielka and Lescott were absolute steal for the quality they provide.. but then perhaps Moyes thought...we've hit the jackpot lads.. keep sifting through turd and we'll land something worthwhile.. too bad they picked up this....
laughing my arse off really....

RESLIVO, RED KENNY, AND SMIGGER.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO LAUGH AT ANY OTHER CLUB, WHEN YOUR SHITHEAD FANS ARE SCABBY SMELLY bas**rds.
YOUR GROUND IS AN OVERSIZED NETTO, AND YOUR BOSS IS A FAT SPANISH TURD STABBER.
EVERTON ARE THE PRIDE OF MOYSEYSIDE. THANK YOU.

PS - BLUEKIPPERS SITE IS DOWN LID.....EXPECT A VISIT. LOLZ.

How'd the FA cup go.

Apparetly CAPITAL LETTERS makes you right...

Well in crouchinho for deleting his post. That bitter needs to know what to do and what not to do..

Love to take the credit but it wasnt me mate. Was another of the fine staff we have aboard

Did anybody actually come across the cutouts that the bitters claimed to have "strategically hidden" around the city? If anyone does, how about taking a piss?

Do you reckon that if they released a list of top 5 websites visited by blue shites that there would be at least three liverpool forums on that list?

I'd think at least 5.

They want to change the name of blue kipper to blue gobshites. Because that's all we ever see from there. Lid.

 

Does anybody know if Bluekipper is still down?

I bet the Evertonians are blaming us for that as well.

Yep, it's still down alright.

I'm expecting something to happen depending on how long it's down for.

Yep, it's still down alright.

I'm expecting something to happen depending on how long it's down for.

"Ifithadn'tbeenforyoumurderinredsh iteinternettwats" will be the cry by our bluekipper friends.

Shame they havent put up a chat box like red cafe did that was hilarious.

That Bluekipper is sh*te, filled with sh*te, populated by sh*te and in an internet first actually smells of sh*te.

Fact.