The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

You've got it wrong Ian although it isn't really clear in any of the media pieces. 

He sold his Arsenal shares for £200m but I believe he's paid around £40m for his 49% of neverton so a lot of bitters have put 2+2 together and come up with "he's investing £150m in the Club". 

Oh and they've somehow come up with the bizarre idea that his sidekick Usmanof (spelling) who just paid him said £200m for his Arsenal shares is now going to sell them to Kroenke so they can take over at woodison.

Ooh, ooh and they're going to build a brand new stadium too.

£40m for 49%, F**k that's not much. how much debt do they have?, not much is my guess as they live hand to mouth.

They're goosed then, he's in it for the TV money sadly, no way will he they pay for a new stadium/ground, that what annoys me about City, got a free state of the art stadium that the tax payer paid for, and Manchester gets the rent.

£40m for 49%, F**k that's not much. how much debt do they have?, not much is my guess as they live hand to mouth.

They're goosed then, he's in it for the TV money sadly, no way will he they pay for a new stadium/ground, that what annoys me about City, got a free state of the art stadium that the tax payer paid for, and Manchester gets the rent.

Didn't they spend the upcoming tv money last summer mate, at least that's what I heard?  No idea on the debt situation but woodison is mortgaged to the hilt, as well as falling down. 

Everton 1-0 West Ham
Everton 2-0 West Ham
Everton 2-1 West Ham
Everton 2-2 West Ham
Everton 2-3 West Ham

They have let some points go this season

Everton 1-0 West Ham
Everton 2-0 West Ham
Everton 2-1 West Ham
Everton 2-2 West Ham
Everton 2-3 West Ham

Unreal when you consider they missed a pen to go 3 up too.

Incredible come back from West Ham not sure that was the best result for us but hilarious to seem them fail like that.

Unreal when you consider they missed a pen to go 3 up too.

Incredible come back from West Ham not sure that was the best result for us but hilarious to seem them fail like that.

Everton were cruising too until the missed penalty!

Everton 1-0 West Ham
Everton 10 men
Everton 2-0 West Ham
lukaku missed pen
Everton 2-1 West Ham
Everton 2-2 West Ham
Everton 2-3 West Ham

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Conceded 3 goals in 12 minutes ,
Thought The subbing of Lennon  for Niasse helped WH a bit,draw would have favoured us better but F**k it
Made me chuckle anyway.

Bad result for us but that was hilarious.

Bad result for us but that was hilarious.

no such thing as a bad result for us anymore this season other than utd winning, stoke beating chelsea would have been 'a bad result'...doesn't make sense does it?

no such thing as a bad result for us anymore this season other than utd winning, stoke beating chelsea would have been 'a bad result'...doesn't make sense does it?

No it doesn't. Because if we win our games in hand we would've overtaken West Ham.

I'll admit, that goal just stood me up off the couch and I stood clapping at the telly. Fantastic goal from Lukaku. Scores again as I type.

Chelsea out - could be Everton's year.

The natives are getting restless with Martinez at Goodison.

The Bitters showing their class.

Check the state of that banner

Holy sh*t. The state of this club. The absolute state...

I don't know why Martinez gets so much stick, I think he has done a fine job keeping that pack of mongrels in the upper tier English football.

New contract and 100 million to spend should see them solidly mid-table for years to come.

Don't understand what more they could want.

glad Jamie pointed out to the world that their team is sh*te and it needed to be said. Stones and Lukaku seem to know this and will be off in the summer but at least they have Barry. F**k them and their bitter fans

glad Jamie pointed out to the world that their team is sh*te and it needed to be said. Stones and Lukaku seem to know this and will be off in the summer but at least they have Barry. F**k them and their bitter fans

But, but, but... they have £1billion to spend on players haven't they?

glad Jamie pointed out to the world that their team is sh*te and it needed to be said. Stones and Lukaku seem to know this and will be off in the summer but at least they have Barry. f**k them and their bitter fans

Aye they have one of the 'greatest ever English players' in Barry according to Martinez!

You always knew with Everton that you would have a challenge when up against them but Martinez has managed to take that out of them.....thank F**k we never got him as our manager!!

Loved the fact that we took the piss out of them so much last night....

Great night to be standing on the Kop watching their demise 

This just in...Everton still sh*t.