The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Everton are far funnier than michael mcintyre

ah F***ing comedy gold.Thanks bitters.

ah F***ing comedy gold.Thanks bitters.

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Turned back on to the game in time for Atalantas 5th.

Starting to believe these might go down 🙏 but they do say it's the hope that kills you.

17,000 attendance as well. Be a good mid table sized club in the championship!  😂

Without cheating.. name the countries!

https://twitter.com/anfieldonline/status/933826566211194880

Tom Brady checking in on the score.

Name the countries!

https://twitter.com/anfieldonline/status/933826566211194880

Name the countries!

https://twitter.com/anfieldonline/status/933826566211194880

Skenderbeu = no clue
Istanbul Basaksehir = Turkey
HNK Rijeka = Croatia?
Zlín = no idea
Sheriff Tiraspol = no idea haha
Lugano = Switzerland
Konyaspor = Turkey
Zorya Luhansk = erm, Ukraine?
SV Zulte Waregem = I knew that one, but can't remember. Poland? haha
FC Astana = sounds Greek? But for some reason I don't think they are

Skenderbeu = no clue
Istanbul Basaksehir = Turkey
HNK Rijeka = Croatia?
Zlín = no idea
Sheriff Tiraspol = no idea haha
Lugano = Switzerland
Konyaspor = Turkey
Zorya Luhansk = erm, Ukraine?
SV Zulte Waregem = I knew that one, but can't remember. Poland? haha
FC Astana = sounds Greek? But for some reason I don't think they are

Astana are from Kazakhstan - Celtic pumped them in the qualifiers 5-0......my boy was there.

Everton are far funnier than michael mcintyre

As is a kick in the ball bag

Everton are far funnier than michael mcintyre

As is a kick in the ball bag

I hate that wee blert.

Reminds me of a guy I used to manage - was totally manic then would have these emotional outbursts.

I had so many complaints about him I had to give him a warning.

He burst out crying and said “I just feel everybody in here hates me”...

I said “don’t be daft - it’s just the folk that know you”

Tosser.

The Blues really seem to struggle, when they play in European competition, not that they have much experience !!

As is a kick in the ball bag

Saw the Everton score last night, how sh*t are they

Jesus Everton are attrotious
Championship beckons

Turned the corner today, shipping in 4 goals against a team who can't score in a brothel! I really am starting to think they'll get relegated, they are in complete freefall now.

Tom Brady checking in again.

Boy was i dumb. i guess splashing the cash doesnt solve everything

From tomorrow i will desist in poking fun at everton until after the derby to avoid any karma

Just think though, no Derbies if they get relegated, where’s the fun in that!

Just think though, no Derbies if they get relegated, where’s the fun in that!

 

Just think though, no Derbies if they get relegated, where’s the fun in that!

Hahaha who cares imagine the F***ing fun watching them go full on F***ing bitter!

Just think though, no Derbies if they get relegated, where’s the fun in that!

We'll have to find six points elsewhere.

F**k me are they atrocious. Reckon Simeone is keen for the job?

Big Sam back in talks , this just gets funnier by the day

From tomorrow i will desist in poking fun at everton until after the derby to avoid any karma

sod's law they get fat sam in just before the derby and they manage to produce one good game