The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

sod's law they get fat sam in just before the derby and they manage to produce one good game

The only thing I will say about that sad lot is that at least their ambitions for the top have been well and truly shelved and they've realised that they are in a relegation fight.

Fat sam, Pardew, Pulis - the merry go round of tat for lower level Premier League clubs.  Surely, there must be some fellas in the Championship who deserve a nod and that then might start a cascade upwards across all the leagues.

If Fat Sam gets it then finger crossed his midas touch deserts him!

''Talks ongoing for new boss but Sam Allardyce is the leading contender''.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42142329

The prospective material for this thread is about to increase dramatically.

You’ve got to feel a bit sorry for them, they thought top 4 and Champions League was on the cards. 4 months later, no manager for 5 weeks, relegation material, no movement on new stadium and if you weren’t ready to drink bleach after that, SAM Alardyce as the saviour! You couldn’t make it up!

Fat boy Rooney playing in the championship, what a laugh that could be.

Official now . Big fat Sam

Hilariously typical.

Top club.

Absolute joke of a club. Even funnier reading on twitter some of the blues frothing at the mouth over Fat Sam's appointment and the thought of Sammy Lee turning up as well.

Hahaha, as if they’ve actually gone and done it!

Shows you can take backhanders in football & still get a PL job...

Both parties suit each other.

All the best for the relegation battle..

Shows you can take backhanders in football & still get a PL job...

Both parties suit each other.

All the best for the relegation battle..

Pisses me off no end that corrupt cu*ts like Fat sam keep getting jobs.
It's an old boys merry go round, as we can see from Pardew (another c**t) going to WBA.

Laughing my bollocks off at this appointmeant,yard dog team,yard Dog supporters & now a yard dog manager
a perfect fit.

That's the Derby fu**ed. Always does us that fat headed yard dog.

That'll do for most of that lot's support.

Sucked in you Bitter cu*ts. Couldn't have happened to a nicer Club.

That's the Derby fu**ed. Always does us that fat headed yard dog.

That'll do for most of that lot's support.

Not always, remember Fat Sam going off his barnet for that gesture Rafa made, when Torres was tearing the arse out of his Blackburn team.

We'll do the blueshite, they looked good tonight, but that's only cos West Ham are even F***ing worse!

Big Fat Sam wants Everton to become a feeder club to Southport.

They'll win the league!

Sucked in you Bitter Cu*ts. Couldn't have happened to a nicer Club.

You forgetting the Mancs mate 

You forgetting the Mancs mate 

I try to forget!

Everton fans will be delighted to know that all the clubs Allardyce has managed (bar West Ham...who he took over when they were IN the Championship) have been relegated not long after he left them.

I wish them well on this new...erm...endeavour.

Sam will apparently earn £1.5m for his 18 months, so after tax, that'll be £2m

He must have so sh*t on some people in the fa , how the F**k does he get job after job

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I don't know if I have misread an article but is it true that Sammy Lee is assistant to Big Fat Sam at Everton.If it is true I hope the bas**rds don't drag him down to the Everton/Big Fat Sam sewer level.