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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4250: Dec 03, 2017 09:50:09 am
      I don't know if I have misread an article but is it true that Sammy Lee is assistant to Big Fat Sam at Everton.If it is true I hope the bas**rds don't drag him down to the Everton/Big Fat Sam sewer level.

      I’d love to hear his “how to win a derby” chat Billy.

      “Right lads - so you get da ball and then you give it to Kenny and he gives it to Rushie and that’s one nil.........oh f**k......”
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4251: Dec 08, 2017 11:00:48 pm
      Sh*te these, up the reds.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4252: Dec 11, 2017 10:30:02 pm
      They're still sh*te.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4253: Dec 19, 2017 08:48:24 am
      Another 2 penalties last night, one was never a pen, it was proven to be outside the box. Either they are the luckiest team in the Prem or Fat Sam has sold his soul! Still the most boring side to watch.
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      Reply #4254: Dec 19, 2017 09:05:43 am
      Another 2 penalties last night, one was never a pen, it was proven to be outside the box. Either they are the luckiest team in the Prem or Fat Sam has sold his soul! Still the most boring side to watch.

      He’s sold everything else.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4255: Dec 19, 2017 09:34:05 am
      Fcuk me whats fat Sam done to turn them around.  :lmao: Great start for him and Everton.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4256: Dec 19, 2017 10:32:29 am
      Fcuk me whats fat Sam done to turn them around.  :lmao: Great start for him and Everton.

      It is baffling isn't it, how does he do this at every club? He seems like such a tw*t but somehow players respond to him , well at least for about 10 games anyway, enough to get the club out of trouble. In fairness Everton always did have a fairly decent team and squad, certainly defensively and somehow he has got a last hurrah out of Rooney but credit where its due fat Sam has done a good job.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4257: Dec 19, 2017 11:21:07 am
      Another 2 penalties last night, one was never a pen, it was proven to be outside the box. Either they are the luckiest team in the Prem or Fat Sam has sold his soul! Still the most boring side to watch.

      3 penalties within the last 3 games..

      Well done Big Sam.  :roll:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4258: Dec 19, 2017 11:22:04 am
      It is baffling isn't it, how does he do this at every club? He seems like such a tw*t but somehow players respond to him , well at least for about 10 games anyway, enough to get the club out of trouble. In fairness Everton always did have a fairly decent team and squad, certainly defensively and somehow he has got a last hurrah out of Rooney but credit where its due fat Sam has done a good job.

      Good fire fighter.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4259: Dec 19, 2017 12:20:01 pm

      Fireman Sam?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4260: Dec 19, 2017 12:31:21 pm

      I'll get your coat ;D
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      Reply #4261: Dec 19, 2017 12:34:35 pm

      Coat? In December?

      You questioning my northerness?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4262: Dec 23, 2017 04:18:01 pm
      Zero shots on target today against Chelsea... the people's club my arse
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4263: Dec 23, 2017 05:07:08 pm
      Parking the bus at home, sums them up.
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      Reply #4264: Dec 29, 2017 08:08:55 am
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      Reply #4265: Dec 29, 2017 09:27:55 am
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      Reply #4266: Dec 29, 2017 09:28:21 am
      Zero shots on target today against Chelsea... the people's club my arse

      It is. The ugly people.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4268: Jan 04, 2018 10:39:29 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4269: Jan 04, 2018 11:21:02 pm

      Don't know if this should be in this thread or the laugh at Chelsea one :laugh:

      Christ, from winning the league with Costa and Matic to Morata, Drinkwater and Barkley :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4270: Jan 05, 2018 03:11:13 pm
      https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7obb2m/i_like_your_hair/?st=JC222474&sh=9a283cc2

      A friendly reminder from the visit of our noisy neighbours tonight.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4271: Jan 05, 2018 04:20:24 pm
      What the actual.

      F**k?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4272: Jan 06, 2018 12:19:58 am
      https://twitter.com/LFCTransferGuru/status/949412942428233739

      Learned a lot of things about Mason Holgate tonight. Seems he's a a filthy, short tempered homophobic bigot who can also speak fluent Portugese.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4273: Jan 06, 2018 01:13:22 am
      So will the FA take action against that little sh*t who can apparently understand Portugese without having a GCSE to his name?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4274: Jan 06, 2018 07:20:36 am

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